I got this idea from a story by Lonely Kitty, 27 Death Wishes

I got this idea from a story by Lonely Kitty, 27 Death Wishes. This is a belated April fools drabble.

I don't own DGM…sadly…

Welcome to Lavi's secret prank idea files. Enjoy your stay and get a naughty idea!

Regular:

Post up embarrassing pictures of people.

Pull prank phone calls.

Tell Miranda that the Order plans to fire her.

Fill someone's room with wireless golems.

Tell people that the Order has converted its universal language to Spanish, and they have to start learning now.

Tape someone's door shut.

Dye someone's hair.

Shave someone's eyebrows off.

Tell someone Komui wants to see them, when he does not. (They'll probably get pulled into a crazy experiment.)

Killing:

Convince the new finders that Kanda likes hugs. (AND KISSES!!)

Hide Lenalee's undergarments in someone else's room.

Ask Jerry which type of men he prefers.

Convince everyone that Kanda is secretly a she-male.

Tell Allen that Cross is coming for him. (Hey, he could die of fright…)

Tell Komui that someone is making moves on his sister.

Shave Leverrier's mustache. (He may just kill you for fun…)

Tell Kanda you changed the flowers in his room, because the one he had looked like it would die soon.

Tampering:

Put pepper in Komui's coffee.

Switch the salt with the sugar in the kitchen.

Replace Johnny's normal glasses with a different prescription.

Spike Reever's soda.

Put earthworms in Kanda's soba.

Put superglue on all the doorknobs.

Put itching powder in people's uniforms.

Alter people's clothing.

Immature:

Hide porn in Reever's files and paperwork.

"Accidentally" keep calling Kanda "condom."

Tell newbies that today is "Nudist Day."

Fill Komui's desk with stolen panties. (Note: The problem is that he never opens his desk drawers…slacker)

Tell someone that I'm gay for them, whilst my arm is around his shoulders.

Tell people to call 65 by the name 69, because he likes that number better.

These are all of the files that may currently be disclosed, thank you.

Wow, some of those are great fiction fodder…This is what happens when I am sleep deprived. I will post stuff worthy of reading soon…hopefully…