A/N: Right, so, this needs some explaining: When playing video games I really like to jump through doorways instead of just running through them. After I got the high-jump in KH2, I found that not only could I jump through doors, I could flip through them. Then I found out that if you do it just right the game will glitch and it'll freeze so that Sora is stuck hanging upside-down in the door. Then I pictured Roxas doing this while he was part of Organization XIII and… well… the fanfic basically wrote itself. And without further ado:

Axel strolled casually through the halls of Castle Oblivion. He was, in a word, bored. He had exhausted all of his usual forms of entertainment including burning stuff, annoying the hell out of the other organization members, burning stuff, eating, and burning stuff. Now he needed something ne-

He noticed something short and blond dangling from the ceiling. He smirked and sauntered over.

"You've been jumping through doors again, haven't you Roxas?"

The blond thing, now identified as Roxas, mumbled something irritably.

"And you got stuck again, didn't you?"

"Shut up Axel!" Roxas growled.

"You know, Roxas, Xigbar's the only one who really has any right to be hanging upside-down."

"No one asked for your opinion Axel!" Roxas snapped.

Axel snickered. "So how are you planning on getting down?"

Roxas just glared at him.

Axel was opening his mouth to verbally abuse his best friend some more when Demyx walked over, a big grin plastered to his face.

"Roxas got stuck in the door again, didn't he?" Demyx asked.

"Yep."

"Shut up Demyx!"

"You know Roxas," Demyx said, "most people walk through doors, instead of jumping through them like some sort of idiot."

"I don't remember asking for your opinion either Demyx!"

Axel laughed. "Aw, come on Roxas, you know this is funny."

"No! No it is not!"

"Yes it is."

Roxas sighed. "Look, instead of laughing at me, why don't you help me get down?"

"Tch. No way. It's much more fun to watch you try to get down by yourself."

Roxas was about to yell some more when he noticed that Demyx now had some popcorn.

"What? Where did you get that??"

Demyx grinned. "Oh I always keep some with me just in case you get stuck in a door and I get a chance to watch you try and get down."

Axel looked over and spied the popcorn. "Hey! Share!"

"No way!" Demyx held the popcorn to him defensively. "Go get your own popcorn!"

"No! Just give me some!"

"My popcorn!"

Roxas watched with frustration as Demyx and Axel wrestled for the popcorn, Demyx trying to jump way while holding the popcorn high above his head, and Axel reaching for it with one hand and trying to push Demyx down with the other.

And then Xigbar walked by on the ceiling. "Hey Roxas," he said, grinning evilly. "You're looking good."

Roxas shot him a look. Then he sighed. It was times like these when he wished that he has just been turned into a Dusk.

A/N: Looking back at this, I realize that it is crap… But I'm posting it anyway…. Whatever.