Disclaimer. Naruto not mine.

Take 1

"Sasuke."

"Hn?"

Naruto rolled over in the small tent, and looked at his rival. "What would you say if I told you that I kissed Sakura?"

Sasuke sprang to his feet and threw himself down on Naruto, face pressed very close, a hand around his throat. "Don't you ever touch Sakura! She's mine," he hissed. "I love her."

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Take 2

"Sasuke."

"Hn?"

Naruto rolled over in the small tent, and looked at his rival. "What would you say if I told you that I kissed Sakura?"

Sasuke sprang to his feet and threw himself down on Naruto, face pressed very close. "I'd say, Naruto, you're an idiot." He kissed his rival, long and passionately. "I kiss better."

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Take 3

"Sasuke."

"Hn?"

Naruto rolled over in the small tent, and looked at his rival. "What would you say if I told you that I kissed Sakura?"

"Hn."