Heyyyyyyy u guys…. Sooo I've been getting a lot of reviews lately (well a lot for the usual amount I get) so I decided to write another chapter… =)

Disclaimer: don't own twilight…enough said

P.s- I don't really remember what month they are up to sooo for the sake of argument we're going to say that spring break passed and this picks up after it!!!!

Chapter 13: Battle Preparations

In Forks, for a small school system, everyone had the ability to sum up great school spirit. (A/N: idk what their school colors are so I'm just going to make it up) The week following spring break --which the children of Forks spent it thinking they were being badass by getting drunk around a bonfire in la push and throwing up in the waters—included the preparation for the very monumental Spirit week, which apparently included parents as well.

I walked downstairs to a horrifying sight. Not only was my father decked out in yellow chaps but he had glitter in his hair, which was the brightest red I have ever seen. The only recognition of his past, normal self was the bright gold badge on his left shirt pocket. And of course, near him, eating off my nachos, were the three stooges Larry, Moe, and Curly, otherwise known as Jasper, Edward, and Emmett. They showed their school spirit with bright yellow and red confetti in their hair, shirtless but each covered in yellow and red spray body paint—Emmett had red on his back and yellow on his front, Jasper had yellow on his back and red on his front and of course Edward had both colors on each side.

As I saw them, all four morons, I turned and walked back upstairs with the intention of burning those images from my head when Edward ran up to me and grabbed my hand, forcing me back downstairs.

"All I can ask is: Why? " I said desperately. Emmet walked over to me and puffed his broad chest into my face making me step back automatically and declared,

"Bella, this isn't about school spirit, this is about a man's pride in his game—football! We have to crush the other team for our pride," mind you Jasper's humming the national anthem in the background, "for our liberty, for our freedom as individuals in this school system of Forks. We must topple over the great, and show nobility to the weak. We must-"

"Okay Emmett I get what you're saying, your saying that you all have to dress up as dumbasses for a game which you're going to win anyway?" I said incredulously. I'm pretty sure vampires don't lose to humans at football.

"Yea pretty much" he smiled.

I looked over his shoulder "okay but did you really need to do this to Charlie as well. Don't think I don't know that it was your idea to put the red dye in—I saw you buy the last time you came to the supermarket with me" I said pointing my finger at him.

"Yea it was my idea but it was your boyfriend who actually applied the dye." He said raising his hands.

I turned to Edward glaring intensely. Jasper came behind me and held my hands behind me, obviously feeling my need to kill.

"You DYED MY DAD'S HAIR RED!!!" I shouted, startling Charlie. Edward made his way over to Charlie and hid behind him. When Charlie saw this, he laughed,

"Bells don't worry about it, I love it and Edward and I have really bonded through this. We're like father and son now, and I'm really feeling the whole school spirit thing!" he said cheerfully. I signed and relaxed. When jasper let go of my hands I brought my index finger and my middle finger to my eyes and looked at Edward and motioned them from me to him, physically telling him I've got my eyes on him. He smiled wearingly.

I did like the idea of Charlie and Edward bonding. When you spend a lot of time with your boyfriend as I do with Edward, it does seem suspicious as to what we are up to, especially to a concerned single father.

"Anyways, Bella why aren't you dressed for spirit week like the rest of us?" Jasper asked.

"Because, in a school system, they have characters that show school spirit, they are called cheerleaders and I am most certainly not one." I huffed. My dad snickered and said bye to leave for work.

"Well I most certainly would pay to see you in a skimpy cheerleading outfit and dancing around with pom poms" Said Emmett, giggling. I just glared, continuously, until he got very nervous and just walked out of the house. I giggled. Oh the tables have turned.

As we arrive at school that Monday morning, I was ready to kick some ass. I was informed, by the three stooges that in order to celebrate homecoming, at gym time, there was going to be a football competition for the girls. Therefore when I was brought back into my room and my closet raided by three morons, I stepped out of Edwards car with red makeup, yellow stilettos, red shorts that rode up my ass, a yellow shirt that covered only my chest and Edward's football number on my stomach and 'Cullen' printed on my back, and don't forget that my legs were spray painted yellow and red. I hate those stooges.

As Alice pulled up next to Edward's car in her Porsche with Jasper, she honked at me. I shook my head as she said, "Damn Bella, they did work on you! How the hell did they get into stilettos, I bought those for you last year but you refused to put them on!" she said surprised.

"Emmett promised me that he would spray paint his whole body yellow and red and run out on the field naked before homecoming started." We both laughed as Edward shook his head,

"I can't believe you want to see that. I'd be scarred for life." I laughed. When Emmett and Rose came in Emmett's jeep, Rose looked at me and shook her head.

"Emmett told me but I didn't believe. Not only are you wearing a belly shirt and short shorts, but stilettos as well. You could probably knock me over with a feather."

"Well Rose this is the outfit I will wear, minus the stilettos, when I truck the blonde out of Lauren!" I shouted with my hands above my head in fists like a boxing champion. Emmett had to say,

"Is this a good time to start a slow clap?"

When lunch rolled around, my blood was pumping intensely. I was ready. I walked into the cafeteria with enough confidence to battle Rose, which I never would, I would get my ass kicked, and watched Lauren with hawk-like eyes. Edward sat down next to me and told me to calm down and to wait for gym.

As everyone came to the table, Emmett, Jasper, and Edward explained good tactics for playing football. I doubted I needed to know this because most of the girls playing will probably quit after they break a nail.

After lunch, Edward walked me to biology and sat down in his seat, teaching me more techniques to win and when the bell rang, I took my earrings off for battle.

Okay see im still alive nd I made a new chapter after like 6 months =) ill finish the next one like tomorrow but its probably going to be short like this one but lauren will get trucked!!