NOT BETA'D

Heh, I have this on AFF and TONFA so I figured why not start moving some things over here to FF even though I don't much like this site because of past happenings I'm hoping everything will run smoothly this time

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Looking around the room Suigetsu leaned over the table his chin resting on an open palm while the other hand came up holding his giant 7-eleven slurphie cup. His tongue whipped the straw over to his mouth as his eyes continued to roam the large room, with a loud slurp the platnium blond sucked down his drink.

A large smirk spread across his lips as he heard the annoyed sigh from beside him, with a new vigor he shut his eyes and drew his lips tighter around the bright blue straw and sucked as loud as he could. The freezing drink smashed into the back of his mouth and shoot down his throat, shocking some parts of his mind.

Trying to act like his brain didn't just have a rock jammed up it Suigetsu turned his head and smirked up at the grimacing Uchiha and held his cup up, "Want some, prettyboy?"

He let the tip of the straw come within a few centimeters of the Uchiha's bottom lip before pulling back and putting it in his mouth to take another noisy slurp. "Your loss." He set the cup down on the table and watched as his friend continued to boar an invisible hole into the wall across from him as his arms stayed tightly crossed across his chest.

"Why the hell did I let myself be talked into this? You guys know I don't like isocial gatherings/i of any kind." The uptight Uchiha partically hissed, "Its a waste of my time." time he would spend locked in his room doing whatever the hell Uchiha's do.

Frankly Suigetsu didn't care whether the Uchiha came or not, whether he had a good time or could be using that time for something else, all Suigetsu cared about was the fact that he was pissing the normally stoic bastard off. Standing up Suigetsu stretched his arms out over his head and leaned back, yawning. By accident, of course, his arm iaccidently/i brushed down the back of a nearby girl.

Instantly he straightened out and turned to face her. She raised an eyebrow and looked him up and down, he took a step forward and shook his head while laughing sheepishly, "I'm sorry, its just..." With a soft sigh he looked up, his eyes sparkling, contining in a low voice he gestured with his hand pointing at something behind him, "You see that guy over there, he was wondering if you think I'm cute?" He batted his eye lashes and leaned in closer.

Without giving an answer the girl scoffed and walked off, "Stuck up bitch." Suigetsu rolled back and leaned over the table again, reclaiming his cup, "Guess that was something you'd hit, huh ice prick?" The shorter of the two chuckled while sipping up some more of his drink.

"What the hell kind of pick up line is that?...' That guy over there was wondering if you think I'm cute.'...No wonder you never get any." The raven haired man sighed.

"Oh really? Well, you're just jealous." Suigetsu sighed and turned till he was leaning over the table with his elbows over the surface and now facing the same way as Sasuke. Before Sasuke could retort though, Suigetsu chuckled to himself then turned to Sasuke with a long leer, his oddly pointed canies pointing out and his eyes glistening with mischeif. "Watch and learn sweetie."

With that the platnium haired blond strolled across the room, his steps fluid and somewhat graceful. Before reaching the person he had his eyes set on he started looking around the room, a somewhat lost expression on his face. Gently, when finally he approached the young man, he tapped the other man's shoulder and looked into his eyes with a soft somewhat apologetic look.

"I'm sorry, I seem to be lost. Could you give me directions to your house?" For a moment the other man just stood there while Suigetsu kept a sweet smile plastered on his face, his fingers playing with the lid of his cup.

"Not interested." The man sighed then turned and walked back to his group of friends that seemed to wander off into the crowd. Suigetsu shrugged, his eyes continued to roam around the room. As a few women pasted behind him his smirk widened. With a sharp turn he looked around at them and caused them to pause. He looked the tallest of the group up and down.

"Excuse me miss...but did you just touch my ass?"

Her eyes widened and quickly she set out to correct the situation, her hands flew up and gestured as her face took up a confused expression, "No, no I didn't!"

Leaning back and popping out his hip he huffed to himself and crossed his arms over his chest, "Well damn." for a moment he looked hurt before the mischevious glint sparkled in his eyes and his smile broadened, canines once more poking out.

"Pig." the woman ground out, her friends glaring with her before turning and stomping off in the direction they were headed for.

"Lesbian bitches." he growled and rolled his eyes. For a moment he pondered just giving up for the night, then his eyes caught Sasuke's and he saw the Uchiha smirking at him from a distance. 'iOh hell no I'm not going home alone tonight and giving that asshole rights to mock me/i' With a smirk, almost as deadly as a glare directed at the Uchiha, Suigetsu turned around and casually strolled around the room.

They were at a party a few blocks away from their shared apartment, their friend Juugo owned the house and pretty much begged Sasuke to at least make an apperance, Suigetsu was a sure thing he went to ALL the parties. Sasuke's apperence had the affect Juugo was looking for, more then one hundred people had showed up for the party and quickly the numbers grew. No one could believe that the normally anti-social hottie that everyone was after actually showed up to a party.

As Suigetsu strolled the room, his fingers hiding in his pockets he sighed to himself. For the life of him he couldn't find one person that really caught his interests, there were a few people here and there which he tried half heartidly to bag but nothing he really fought for.

Leaning against the wall, Suigetsu stuck his left leg out as one of his hands hid in his pocket and the other hovered in front of his chest still holding his slurpy cup. Letting his eyes slid shut he sighed deeply for a moment until he felt something smack into his foot and jerk it out of place.

Snapping his leg back to place Suigetsu hunched forward from his lean on the wall and glared at the idiot who tripped over his leg. A tall brunette looked back at him, a goofy grin plastering his face as he staggered ever so slightly back and forth. "Hey man, so-sorry 'bout tat...gu'ss I was'it pay'in 'tention ta where I was goin." The man leaned forward and patted Suigestu's shoulder, well more like slapped.

Suigetsu bared his sharped canines at the back of the retreating drunk as he tighted his fingers into fists, he took a step forward ready to beat the shit out of the retarded moron, when he stopped. The brunette tumbled to a stop before a tall blonde, his arms wrapping around the slender tan neck as his head rested on the broad chest. Suigetsu stared at the duo as the blonde threw back his head and laughed hardily as his hand came up and rubbed what the slurpy loving man had assumed to be his friend's back.

Taking his bottom lip between his teeth and gnawed on it gently as he thought silently to himself. After a long moment of merry chit chat the bosterous brunette heaved himself away and bolted through the crowd. The other man with sunshine blonde hair stood in the same spot and shook his head. Suigetsu nodded to himself, that was defiantly the one he would be taking home tonight no matter what the cost. 'iBye bye dignantly, hello sweet angel! Someone's gonna be screaming my name tonight and it wont be me!/i' (1.)

Pulling the cup back up to his lips Suigetsu drew in a long, slow gulp before crossing his arms across his chest...cup still in hand. Leaning against the wall once more he kept his sharp blueish-gray eyes focused completely on the blonde. His smirk broadened as he caught eyes once more with Sasuke, this time Sasuke's face was sporting an annoyed grimace as a gaggle of females stood within inches of him, giggling and trying desperately to get the young Uchiha to pay attention to him. Suigetsu flashed him a toothy grin as he chuckled to himself.

Turning his head about three degrees to the right Suigetsu once more caught sight of his blonde, walking quickly out to the backyard where the party thinned. Pushing away from the wall with his foot Suigetsu made it through the crowd gracefully and made it to the back just in time to see the blonde settling by himself against a large oak tree.

Once the blonde's head was resting back against the bark Sui jogged quickly across the lush green grass. Evidently the sprinkles had gone off not too long ago which explained why the grass was wet and there was hardly anyone in the yard. Water flicked up and clang to his loose black jeans as he made his way across.

He smiled when he realized the blonde was so far off in his own little world that he had failed in hearing Suigetsu approach. Only about three feet away Suigetsu stopped and stared at the blonde, he had to bite on his lower lip to keep from laughing. Something bubbled in his gut and fluttered in his stomach as he leaned forward, eyes glistening with mischeif.

"Polar bear!" the platnium blonde bellowed. Naruto jerked forward, arms failing up in the air. His startled bright blue eyes soon fell on another man standing a few feet away from him smirking broadly.

"Huh?" Naruto asked dumbly as his face contorted with confusion.

Suigetsu shrugged and leaned back on his hip as his cup dangled by his leg, "It broke the ice." his words were smooth and praticually purred through his slightly parted lips as he let his eyelids lower.

The blonde stared at him for a long moment, his eyebrow cocked before finally laughter thundered through his thick chest and roared softly from his mouth. "Oh damn man, that was just too damn cheesy! But I'll give you credit for trying!" The sharp toothed man smiled as his fingers idly traced the lid of his cup.

"Heheheh, well...I just thought I'd stare at you up close instead of from across the room, the distance gave you no justice." Suigetsu tilted his head and smiled seductively. Out of habit he brought his cup up and rested his elbow on the top of his forearm, as his other arm stayed crossed across his chest. The straw slid across the bottom of his lip as his eyes continued to search the blonde.

'iWell...I'm pretty sure his at least bi from his previous comment so there is still hope, just gotta lay down all I got./i'

Naruto looked at the man with disbelieving eyes, "Wow, you have no shame do you?" The blonde chuckled to himself as he leaned back against the tree and let his eyes roam over lean body before him. The man was only, maybe, an inche taller then him, his frame was slim but well muscled he could see that through the tight blue shirt the other wore, his hair was shoulder length with different lengths all around, his smoldering blue-gray eyes seemed to radiate mischeif and good natured humor. Long scalpted fingers gripped a large red-white cup, his short fingernails kept neatly.

The blonde loved the way the other leaned back, letting his right hip pop out and expose just a teasing amount of well toned abs and a flash of a nearly white happy trail. Naruto praticually moaned at the sight of those long pointed canines that stuck out and curved over the bottom lip with their perfect gleam of unsaid promises.

Ok so Naruto had a bit of a biting fetish, that didn't mean that he would put out so quickly to someone who just happened to be flirting with him and had the sexiest teeth he had ever seen before...he had more control then that!

"Ah, so I take it that you've had many unfit specimens come and try to win your heart tonight, eh?...Mkay then, so tell me...What haven't you heard tonight? and I'll work from there." Suigetsu chuckled softly as he leaned closer, moving his left leg out from behind him to take another step closer and letting his arms lower slowly to dangle at his side, one hand going shiftly in his pocket.

Naruto tilted his head back and stared off into the dark sky as if pondering something. "Hm...well I guess the only one I haven't heard is 'Was that your smile or did the sun just come up?'." Pulling his head back down Naruto stared at the other expectingly, the fingers of his left hand playing idly with the bark of the tree behind him. For some reason the nearer the other came the more he felt a flush burn slightly on his cheeks.

"Oh well its obvious why no one has used that line!" Suigetsu stated matter-of-factly as he took another nonchant step forward, swinging his leg around and smiling cutely.

"Really now...why is that?" Naruto asked with a slightly raised brow, lips turned up in a small smile.

"Because, not even the sun could shine as brightly as that beautiful smile of yours." Very lightly Suigetsu ran the back of his fingers down the blonde's jaw before curving down and running from the bottom of his chin then coming back to rest in his pocket as he grinned wolfishly.

The blonde's bright blue eyes widened for a fraction of a second before he bent forward and laughed, his eyes watered slightly from the mirth of his laughter.

"Hmmm." Suigetsu purred as he watched the other continue to bellow with laughter at his efforts. After finally recovering himself Naruto straightened out and gave a playful smile as he nodded.

"You aren't half bad!" Naruto smirked as the other acknowledged his greatness with a small nod. A moment of silence passed between them allowing Suigetsu to causually close the distance between them until only a few heated inches stood between them.

Slowly Suigetsu's face softened into a serious expression, almost one of slight worry as he tilted his head and leaned in a bit closer. "What?" Naruto asked a little taken back at the other's closeness and odd expression.

"Well, I've been searching your eyes for a while now and the only thing they haven't told me is your name." Suigetsu smiled sweetly.

"Oh, hahaha, yeah I guess that would be kinda hard to get just from staring at me. My name is Naruto, Naruto Uzumaki."

"Mmm, delicious." Suigetsu smirked as the small tinge of pink on the blonde's tanned cheeks grew a shade darker. "Not that you've asked but I figure I should tell you the name of the man thats fallen for you. My name is Suigetsu."

"Oh ho, mysterious man with no last name. Are you like Madonna or Cher?" Naruto snickered.

"You could say that." Suigetsu whispered lowly, his face almost sad looking as his brows knit together and his teeth slid back behind his lips. Naruto stiffened at the sudden change of atmosphere and instantly he yearned for that devishly sexy smile to grace those thin pink lips.

Naruto's arm came out and carefully he rested his hand on the other's hip and pulled the other closer and stared into the man's eyes. " I bet," He paused and watched as those blue-gray eyes sparkled with life once more and his sharp features pulled in a curious expression, " I can kiss you on lips without touching you."

It was Suigetsu's turn for his eyes to widen slightly. Before he could respond the blonde leaned forward and pressed his lips to his own. For the first time in his life Suigetsu felt his mind explode in a fury of unknown emotions as his heart picked up pace and slammed against his chest. He continued to stare at the other, who had out of nowhere just turned the player table on him. The blonde's eyes were hooded and his lips moved slowly against his own.

They stayed connected for a moment longer before the blonde pulled back and grinned, "Oops, guess I lost that bet." he made a fake 'ah damn' expression for a moment before lighting up with another heart warming smile.

Suigetsu parted his lips and took a deep breath but before he could say anything his cellphone blasted, causing them both to jump. "Shit!" Sui barked as he smacked the thing in his pocket before digging it out. He looked at the small glowing screen and sighed. He thought for a moment before flipping it open, "What the hell do you want?!"

"Hurry the hell up and come out front, I'm ready to go home, fucking now!" Sasuke's voice growled in his ear.

"What the hell?! You have legs, take your fucking self home...I'm busy." Suigetsu smiled apologetically before turning and glaring at the fence.

"You idiot! You drove and I am NOT walking home. Get your ass out here now, you can get some fuck buddy some other time." With that Sasuke hung up.

Suigetsu's fingers tightened dangerously around the cellphone, his arm jerked back and for a moment he looked like he was about to throw it before his arm relaxed and he sighed. "Sorry beautiful...looks like I have to go." the sharp toothed man hissed in a frustrated tone.

"I understand." The blonde tugged on his belt hoops as he watched the varity of emotions flicker across Suigetsu's face.

Suigetsu looked down at his phone and mummered just loud enough for Naruto to hear. "Crap...Something is wrong with my cellphone." He flipped it open and looked down at the bright screen.

Naruto leaned forward, "Whats that?"

Suigetsu turned back and smiled broadly, his teeth curling over his lips again, "Its just, that it doesn't have your number."

Laughing for a moment Naruto shook his head and took the phone from the other's hand and quickly entered his name and number. He toosed the phone back to Suigetsu and plopped back against the tree. "Try not to forget about me tiger." Naruto winked and smiled as Suigetsu chuckled and waved over his shoulder as he stomped to the front of the house, tucking his phone safely in his pocket.

Out front Suigetsu's face suddenly pinched into a deadly glare as his eyes boared into Sasuke's. "Fucking bastard! Always thinking you can tell me what the hell to do. Why the fuck didn't you get a ride from one of your little groupies?!"

Sasuke huffed in annoyance, "Because, you idiot, they are the reason I want to leave. Now just shut up and lets go home. I can't stand being here anymore. I already said bye to Juugo."

Suigetsu growled as he unlocked the car and climbed in and slammed the door shut, "Bet you did."

The ride was quite as Suigetsu gripped the steering wheel tightly and refused to let Sasuke listen to any music, which knowing him would be something he would truly hate.

After a while Sasuke looked over to the man and smirked, "Guess you aren't as good as you thought huh? Mr. iPlayer/i." Suigetsu snorted as he shook his head.

"You can think that if you want." A sudden smile graced Suigetsu's face as a picture of the blonde flashed in his mind.

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I'm such a sucker for cheesy pick up lines its not even funny ;

(1.) laughs If you didn't get it that just meant that Suigetsu is such an egotistical ass that he calls his own name when he gets off