Stranger than fiction- Slash edition
Chapter 1- Humor
"Are you kidding me! People write that about us?" Laughed aloud Jeff Hardy. He was reading over Kane's shoulder as he came upon a site of fan fiction writers. Kane too was snickering to the thought.
"I know! I mean what the hell huh? You're dating… a woman… I married… a woman, what makes them think that two people like us would hook up?" Kane laughed, it was the joke of the locker room where the guys would read random stories about one another, how they 'hook up' and then… the gritty stuff. "You got to admit they don't skip on details" smirked Kane.
"Don't tell me you are actually reading that crap! We're not gay!" snapped the Deadman.
"Taker relax fans write this for fun, no harm. Really!" Kane replied.
"Some are rather hilarious! It's mainly you and Kane there! I found one where you're giving him… pointers" smirked Matt Hardy.
Taker's eyes widened as he forced the Hardy Boy out of the locker room and slammed the door. "Smartass"
"No he's quite serious, see," Kane announced as he pointed out the story. Taker instantly turned his nose up at it.
"I don't even want to know… Don't even read it to me, don't tell me!" Taker muttered.
Matt let himself back into the locker room. More guys were reading up on it. Batista smirked at the ones he was in. "Hey! How come I'm the chick in this one!" he asked aloud randomly.
"What's it called?" questioned Kane.
"Never defeated…"
"Ah you're screwing the Deadman!"
"SHUT UP!" Taker screamed aloud. "I told you, I don't want to hear any of it!"
"Taker, you're married, have great kids… what's with the bug up your ass?" Kane asked.
"It's because that's the only thing not going up it in these stories" laughed Batista.
Taker grabbed Dave by the scruff of his neck and litterly threw him out of the locker room, much harder than he did Matt. "I don't want to hear anymore of this crap, I'm going to bed!" Taker announced as he grabbed his gear and stormed out of the locker room.
"What's with him?" asked Jeff. "It's just for fun!"
Kane knew, he was trapped in a slash story before. "He has his reasons… What the hell is this one with Orton and Cena!?" Kane asked aloud. Every man went to the computer screen and read. Snickering was heard, as Randy just so happened to have walked by.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
Kane instantly closed the laptop. "Nothing… nothing at all Orton" he said with a grin.
Dave just happened to come back into the room. "Hey do you still have that story about Taker making out with… oh Hey Randy" Batista caught himself realizing in the story… it was Orton who was making out with the Deadman.
Randy however was catching on. "What the hell is going on?" He stormed up to Kane's computer and read the screen. "Slash! Your reading Slash!" he demanded.
"They got an interesting one of you playing strip poker with…"
"Don't tell me," Orton growled through his teeth. "You guys are sick!" he announced before storming out of the room.
Kane looked to the guys. "He maybe right if we are reading these…" He stopped when Stephanie McMahon peered into the room.
"Are you reading slash?" she whispered.
No man nodded… they were afraid to! Stephanie however scooted herself to the computer screen and found some of Triple H and Shawn Michaels. "Ooo more than friends I see?" Smirked the big red Monster.
"Don't tell him I read those"
"We won't if you won't" Matt whispered lowly to her, they were in agreement, no one tell anyone of the content they read… no one will speak of it after a night they are about to endure!