Disclaimer I do not own love Hina or GI Joe

Disclaimer I do not own love Hina or GI Joe.

Chapter 1.

It is a beautiful day at Hinata house all the residents are having a good day all except one Keitaro who is currently in his room nursing a new injury that was delivered to have courtesy of Naru. The reason why was she accidentally walked in on him in the hot spring and of course she thought it was his fault and deliver her patented punch which sent him flying.

As he took care of his injury he shouted out in anger.

"I can't take this anymore. Every time I'd do something even if it's by accident I still get beaten up. While no more if those girls can't respect me maybe I'll find someone to teach them that word."

After he shouted that out he thought of who he could get to teach them respect who would be brave enough to handle two crazy girls a genius with a love for weapons a little girl who love to hit people with artifacts a woman who loves his sexually approach people. The person also has to be able to handle the kind and gentle Shinobu.

As he thought about who we could ask he turned towards his desk and noticed a picture when he was 9 years old and visiting his uncle on his mother's side in America who is a drill sergeant.

As he looked at the photo he remembered that his uncle was one tough customer and taught soldiers respect for themselves and for others he was also somewhat of a soft touch around the people he knew deserved it.

"Of course I can call Uncle Chad Smith and I'm sure he could teach these girls respect." He said as he went and got his cell phone and dialed his uncle's phone number that they could use to reach him.

In America out in death Valley we find a makeshift base of operations built out of old plane parts and other military equipment.

Inside the base in very large man is eating dinner in silence. As he's eating his communication device goes off.

Getting up from the table he makes his way over to the communications device and turns it on after it up and running he says.

"This is Sgt. Slaughter here what can I do for you dial tone?"

"Sarge there is a call here for you from someone named Keitaro Urashima he says you know him."

"That's right I do you can put him through." Said Sergeant slaughter.

"Right away." Said dialtone as he his face disappeared off being replaced with the voice of Keitaro.

"Hey there Kei how are you doing?"

"Not too good Uncle Chad as you know I took over Hinata Sou from my grandmother right?"

"Of course I do and Kei you should call me by my code name just in case people are listening in on this now why is it not good?"

"Of course Uncle Sergeant slaughter all use your code name the reason why it's not so good is because five of the girls here have been using me as their own personal punching bag or sexual toy and I'm getting really tired of it I don't know what to do I could easily kick them out of the house I don't wanna do that."

In hearing what he said his uncle realize why he was calling.

"No reason to say anything more you want me to come over there and to teach these girls respect for people right?"

"Yes Uncle I would be really appreciative of it so will you do it?"

"Of course I will Kei you're my nephew after all and I would be glad to help I'll be there in a couple of days and when I get there we can discuss more of what you want me to do good bye."

After he said that the communication device turned off.

Two days later Sergeant slaughter is in Japan after he cleared an indeterminate amount of time of leave with General Hawk.

He is currently walking up the steps of Hinata sou on his way to the teahouse where he'll meet his nephew. The sergeant is currently wearing his classic clothing that camouflage pants the muscle T-shirt and his Sergeant hat.

He soon arrives at the teahouse where he is greeted by his nephew in a huge.

After they'd do that the two of them sit down in the teahouse as Kei pours the tea he made earlier.

The two of them are the only ones they are as Haruka is out getting some groceries for the teahouse.

After the tea is poured the two of them start talking.

"So what you want me to do?" Question Sergeant slaughter.

"I want you to temporarily run the house until the girls learned to respect me as well to other people and not jump to conclusions. The reason why you're running the house is I need to get away for a while I've been invited to go on a trip to Africa with a friend of Aunt Haruka the trip is scheduled to last for three months that is also the time you have to teach these girls the word respect and if in that time you can't teach them I will have to evict them."

"Of course I'll gladly take over for a while and don't worry when you get back in those three months these girls will no longer be what they were. Now than I think you need to give me some information on them so I know what I'm dealing with?"

"Of course Uncle."

And with that Kei explain each of the girls he wanted his uncle to deal with as well as not to do anything to Shinobu.

After he explained everything Kei got out of his chair grabbed some bags that were under the table and left the teahouse saying that everything was in his uncle's hands now.

After he was gone Sergeant slaughter decided to stay in the teahouse and wait for Haruka to come so he can tell her everything.

An hour later Haruka comes into the teahouse carrying three bags of groceries seeing as she needed help Sergeant slaughter grabbed two of the bags and then place them on a table.

Haruka thinking that it was her nephew helping her started to say thank you but stopped when she noticed it was her sister-in-law's brother. They shocked her as she never expected to see him a small blush appeared on her face as she looked at him.

"Hello Haruka-chan how are you doing?"

"I'm doing fine Chad but why are you here and where is Kei?" She said as she tried to desperately to hide her blush which kept growing as she heard his voice.

"First off please don't call me that as I would prefer you use my code name Sergeant slaughter and the reason why I'm here is I am currently taking over as landlord of Hinata sou from Kei for three months who is currently on a trip in Africa."

"Why are you the new landlord for three months?"

From there Sergeant slaughter explained everything that Kei told him when he was finished he was leading the teahouse and making his way up to the dorm.

After he was gone Haruka muttered under her breath.

"Those girls are about to get a rude awakening."

Up at the dorm the girls were enjoying themselves in the living room like the lazy good for nothing as they are all except for Shinobu and Mitsume who both are currently in the kitchen getting dinner ready well Shinobu is Mitsume is getting watermelon ready for dessert.

While there are all doing that they hear a sharp whistle from outside.

All the girls curious as to what that was go out the front door and what they see shocks them standing in front of them is one of the biggest man they have ever seen.

"I take it you girls on the residence of this place?"

"Yes and who are you to be demanding that?" Said Naru getting her fist ready.

"Me I am Sergeant slaughter uncle of your landlord and new landlord as my nephew is currently out of town."

At hearing this all the girls are shocked but that doesn't last long as the black head idiot known as Motoko steps forward and says.

"So the coward left good but we are not about to let another man be the landlord of this place." She said in a threatening voice.

"I'm afraid you don't have a choice little girl because as of now I am officially the landlord and if you don't like it you can either leave all or try to beat me in a fight and I'll step down."

Motoko being the complete and utter moron she is ran forward and prepared to strike him with her sword only to be knocked out by his left fist giving her one hell of a black eye and breaking a few of her teeth.

After she fell to the ground unconscious Sergeant slaughter stepped forward and used his commanding tone of voice.

"All right you diseases I'm here because my nephew is sick and tired of the way you treat them onto your teacher girls respect for him and trust me I will because the only way you girls are ever gotta stay here is if you learn respect. Or you can leave."

After he said that Sergeant slaughter walked into the dorm carrying his duffel bag over his shoulder.

Meanwhile outside the girls had gathered around Motoko who was now coming out of it.

After she came out of it all the girls looked back at the dorm and one word came into their minds at least to those that had to worry.

"SHIT."

End of Chapter.

Next chapter Naru gets a taste of the slaughterhouse.