Going for the Gold

:The beggining of insanity

'R-r-r-i-n-g' A hand came in contact with the ringing alarm clock.

"Stupid alarm clock, waking me up this early." Haruno Sakura grumbled. Her clock read 6:00 a.m. She took a warm bath and put on her school uniform, dark blue skirt, a white blouse, dark blue neck tie, and knee-length socks. She placed a ribbon around her pink hair and smiled at her reflection at the mirror. She then grabbed a piece of toast and got her backpack from the chair. After, she went to school.

"Yakumo, where did you place my notebook?" Ichigo Zi asked her sister, Yakumo, from upstairs.

"It's in my drawer!" Ichigo Yakumo yelled back from the kitchen. Her sister, Zi, had made their breakfast and was currently changing into their Konoha Academy uniform. Zi was OC in very particular cases. Like her backpack, her food, and her bed.

Zi went to their porch and read her Anne of Avonlea book while Yakumo took a bath and changed. Finally, Yakumo went outside with her purple backpack and the two of them walked to school.

Sakura arrived to her locker and entered the combination needed. It was the first day of school in Konoha Academy and she was currently a sophomore in high school. She turned around and saw her two close friends walk towards her. "Good morning Zi-chan, Yaku-chan."

"Ohayo Saku-chan", Zi replied smiling.

"Morning" Yakumo replied and opened her locker which was next to Zi's. Zi opened her locker which was in between her sister's and Sakura's.

"Soooooo how was vacation?" Sakura asked while placing a few books inside her locker.

"Oh, it was fun." Zi replied, leaning against hers.

"Yep. We even went to this resort and spent the weekend there. Sorry we didn't invite you guys, it was sort of a sister bonding." Yakumo said looking at Sakura with a 'you-know-how-it-is' look.

"Yeah. We were aligning our chakras and finding our inner spiritual selves. i think the Buddhist said I was a mouse, which I take offense at. Just because I'm short does NOT-"

"Oh that's ok, really." Sakura replied smiling.

"O-o-ohayo g-g-gozaimasu Saku-chan, Zi-chan, Yaku-chan." Sakura, Yakumo, and Zi turned around and saw their other close friend, Hinata, put her combination in her locker.

"Ohayo, Hina-chan!" The three girls said together. The girls started talking about their summer as more students arrived. Suddenly, the hall doors opened and revealed the six most popular guys in school. All the girls in vicinity swooned except for Sakura, Yakumo, Zi, and Hinata who just stared for two seconds and continued talking to each other. Then, the bell rung and the girls had to go to their homerooms. Sakura and Hinata had homeroom together while Zi and Yakumo had theirs together since they were both juniors.

Sakura and Hinata both went to room A-1 and sat in the middle row together and saw Ino and Tenten, talking. Well, it was Ino doing most of the talking and Tenten was trying to insert but Ino talked more rapidly every time she did.

"Hey Ino-pig, Ten-chan. How was summer?"

"Aaah Forehead, Hinata. I just went to the most glamorous place this summer. Paris!"

"Ooooook."

Ino pouted because of there lack of excitement and Tenten snickered. Students then started filing inside the room in pairs or groups. Suddenly, four of the six popular guys, Sasuke, Neji, Shikamaru, and Naruto, went inside the room and all the girls drooled. That is, except the girls. They looked at the four guys and continued talking. Nobody noticed that Hinata was blushing. Neji sighed, thankful that his cousin and her friends didn't jump on them or something. The second bell rang after 20 minutes but the teacher was still no where in sight.

"Great, we have Kakashi-sensei again. What a good way to start a day. Having a teacher who's always late." Sakura said with a sigh. "Honestly, how many years does it take him to get in here?"

"Good morning class." Kakashi drawled. "I'm sorry I'm late. A squirrel got stuck in the tree and I had to go save it." Kakashi said his eyes on his book.

"Yeah right. Now we have to go and admit him to the mental hospital 'cause he was stupid enough to forget that squirrels can't get stuck trees. They live in trees, for crying out loud." Sakura mumbled.

"D-d-don't be l-l-like t-that, Saku-chan."

"Oh come on Hinata. Don't tell me you agree with him."

"I-I d-d-don't. I -It's j-just that he is a teacher."

"So, it's not like he's doing anythin' to educate us or something."

"She's right teme, Kakashi's a liar!" Naruto "LIAR!" the whole class shouted. Kakashi continued reading his perverted book.

"Oh yeah, Naruto, your getting detention." Kakashi said behind his mask.

"K-k-kakashi-sensei." Hinata said shyly. "K-kakashi-sensei." Hinata said again. No reply. "KAKASHI-SENSEI!"

silence

Everyone stared at Hinata.

"C-can I g-go to the b-bathroom?" Hinata stuttered. Kakashi nodded and stared at her with big eyes.

"This is boring." Naruto said aloud.

No answer.

"Hey is anyone listening to me?"

No answer.

"HELLOOO!"

"Shut up dobe."

"Finally, wait, I'm not a dobe, teme!"

"Hn"

"Teme"

"Hn"

"TEME!"

He got three bonks in the head for that. Each coming from Sasuke, Neji, and Shikamaru.

It was 5 minutes before the bell would ring. Everyone stared at the clock willing it to run. Suddenly, Naruto farted and everyone had to go out of the room. One girl fainted because the stink was so overwhelming.

"What? It's just natural gas."

He earned another three bonks for that.

"What was that for?"

"Hn"

"Hn"

"Troublesome"

"I'm telling you to my mommy!"

"Momma's boy"

snicker

"Sasuke! I'm not a momma's boy!"

"Whatever"

The bell rang and everybody rushed out from the Kakashi's dreaded class. "Hina-chan, what subject do you have next?" Sakura asked her best friend while looking at her class schedule.

"I h-h-have gym with Gai-sensei next Sakura-chan."

"Great, I have gym too!"

"I-I-it says here that w-w-we're having gym with the juniors."

"Really? That's great! We'll have it with Zi and Yakumo!"

"Y-y-yeah"

Sakura and Hinata arrived in the gym and went directly to their gym lockers to change. (A/N Girls wear pink or purple shirts and the dark blue, school mini shorts. The boys wear white or green sweat shirts and the dark blue, baggy school shorts.)

"Welcome my youthful students to my youthful gym class to do some youthful exercise instructed by your youthful teacher, the one and only youthful me!" Gai yelled to his students flashing his shiny teeth to the 'youthful' students. Sakura stared at him incredulously. Everyone was sure that they heard a 'ping' when their crazy teacher smiled.

"He did not just say youthful five times in one sentence."

"He did and you better believe it. Wait! Who the hell are you?"

"I'm you, you idiot!"

"Huh?"

"I'm your Inner Self stupid!"

"If what you say is true then you just called yourself stupid and idiot."

"Of course what I said was true. Hey! I'm not stupid and am most definitely not an idiot."

"Whatever, go sit in a corner and sulk."

"Why you….mph…."

Sakura: Stuffs her Inner Self inside a box and sends her to Switzerland."

Inner Sakura: "I'll be back!"

(On with the story)

Sakura looked around to see all her schoolmates staring at their teacher. She looked front again and the sight made the earth crack and the volcanoes all over the world to erupt…..literally. Gai had one hand on his hips and the other one was forming a circle around his eye. His butt looked like a piranha bit it because it was jerking forward and his spandex suit was stretched to its limit.

"Gai-sensei!"

Everyone looked back and saw Lee running to his beloved Gai-sensei.

"You are wonderful Gai-sensei! Your pose is perfection and your youthful speech was so youthful that it made my heart get filled with youthfulness!" Lee had tears in his eyes and everyone made a way for him trying their best to be three feet away from the miniature Gai.

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

(Sunset in a beach background)

Everyone: "How the hell did they do that?"

Gai and Lee were hugging each other as if there was no tomorrow and they didn't notice the weird stares everyone was giving to them.

"Hey, what's going on here?"

"Everyone turned around and inwardly shuddered. Sakura prayed to the heavens that it was just an illusion but unluckily for her, it wasn't. Mitarashi Anko was there standing by the doorway. She had a whistle around her neck and a clipboard in one hand.

'Great, now we have two insane gym teachers in our class. And this is what i get for trying to plan a perfect highschool year. So much for going for the gold.'