GrayKitty: "GAH!!"

Meg: (screams) "HOW'D YOU FIND US SO FAST!?"

SpongeBob: "SANDY!!"

Sandy: "Squirrels can smell good--and cats are easy to smell if they don't take baths." (looks at GrayKitty)

GrayKitty: "I do, too!!"

Meg: "No time for petty arguments!" (grabs the chair with SpongeBob still in it) "YOU CAN'T CATCH US, SQUIRREL!"

Sandy: (karate chops the chair)

Chair: (breaks)

GrayKitty: "NOT THE CHAIR!!"

Meg: (stands open-mouthed for a long, long moment) (looks back up at Sandy, with red eyes) "YOU BROKE MY CHAIR YOU HALF-WIT!" ("Half-Wit" used for lack of better vocabulary)

Sandy: "GRR!!" (starts fighting with Meg)

Meg: (tackles Sandy to the ground)

SpongeBob: (starts wiggling around)

GrayKitty: (is watching everything in horror) "MAKE IT STOP!!"

Sandy: "Y'all need ta learn when to stop playin' around!" (flips over and pins Meg to the ground)

SpongeBob: (pulls one of the straps loose) (starts working on the other one)

GrayKitty: (looks at SpongeBob) "Oh no you don't!!" (ties him back up)

SpongeBob: (starts kicking again)

Meg: (stuck under Sandy's weight)

Sandy: (looks up at GrayKitty) "Let 'em go!"

Meg: "RUN GRAYKITTY! SHE CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU AS LONG AS SHE'S GOT ME PINNED!"

GrayKitty: (runs away with SpongeBob on a stretcher) "OKAAAAY!!"

Sandy: "NO COME BACK!" (lets go of Meg and runs after the other two)

Meg: (jumps ahead of her) (grabs her by the tail and ties it to some random tree) "Get to the rocket!!"

GrayKitty: (pushes SpongeBob inside the Rocket) "HURRY MEG!!"

Meg: (jumps inside the rocket) (slams the door shut and flies off, just as Sandy manages to climb down out of the tree)

Meg: (lays on the floor, panting)

GrayKitty: (gives Meg some water) "Daaaang, you're good!! You got away from her fast!!"

Meg: (drinks the water) (wipes her mouth with her arm) "Thank you!" (still panting) "Fear can make you do crazy things. I'm gonna need a band aid or something." (wipes at a cut on her arm)

GrayKitty: (gives Meg a band-aid) "Awww!! Well, at least we got SpongeBob!!"

Meg: "Yeah." (looks at SpongeBob) (looks away and fusses a bit with her hair)

SpongeBob: (with tape on his mouth) "Mphhmmhmhmmhphhhmm??"

Meg: "I think he's trying to tell us something."

GrayKitty: (takes tape off his mouth) "One 'Sandy!', and you get tickled!"

Meg: "And we CAN be totally merciless."

SpongeBob: "Ok, ok!! But I was wondering if the whole cut-on-your-arm thing was my fault..." (is nervous)

Meg: "What, this little ol' thing?" (looks at her arm) (eyes widen when she sees blood dripping from it) (nervously dabs at it with a papertowel) "Hah, it's nothin'!"

GrayKitty: (gives Meg another bandaid)

SpongeBob: "Ok." (doesn't want to movie, because he's afraid something crazy will happen)

Meg: "Alright." (gives up on the repeatedly-getting-soaked bandaids and wraps a strip of towel around her arm) (looks at GrayKitty) "What do we do now?"

GrayKitty: (sighs) "I know this is sad...but I almost think SpongeBob should be on his way home..." (sniffles) (hears phone ringing) "Oh! I'll Be right back!!" (runs into her bedroom)

Meg: "Okay." (looks at SpongeBob) (several awkward moments of silence pass)

SpongeBob: (sitting there quietly) "So...mild weather we're having."

Meg: "Yeah. It's nice." (looks at the floor)

(Rocket gets close to SpongeBob's house)

SpongeBob: (starts whistling)

Meg: "Who was on the phone?"

GrayKitty: (all excited) "Some Dude who works with Tito! Tito's going to Scotland instead, and he MIGHT be back sooner than usual..."

Meg: "Oh, YAY!" (hugs GrayKitty) "He'll be back soon, you'll see!"

GrayKitty: "Awwwwwww YAY!!" (hugs back)

SpongeBob: "I'm home!!" (sees his house out the window)

GrayKitty: (melts)

Meg: "Now see, we're not so bad, are we!?"

SpongeBob: "Yeah, not that bad..." (shrugs)

Meg: (unstraps his arms) "I'd love to tell you when we'd be back, but...that would ruin the surprise for you! Oh, and before you leave--I've got a question for you." (throws water over GrayKitty in an attempt to revive her)

GrayKitty: (shakes) "COLD!!"

SpongeBob: "What's the question??"

Meg: "You really freaked before breakfast this morning! I mean I understand things were a little weird...but discluding the strangeness of the evening before--what had you trippin?"

SpongeBob: (shaking) "I've never been kissed so many times!!"

GrayKitty: (laughs like crazy)

Meg: (giggles) "Yeah, that was...we understand." (laughs)

SpongeBob: "Well...I should be going now..." (smiles and waves)

GrayKitty: "Don't worry, We'll see you again, soon!!"

SpongeBob: "..."

Meg: (giggles) "But we can't tell you when!" (throws him a kiss) "Come on GK, our flight awaits!"

GrayKitty: (starts up the rocket) "Bye, Sexy!!"

SpongeBob: (runs inside his house, and locks it up with millions of latches)

Meg: "See you later, handsome!" (closes the rocket door)

GrayKitty: (pulls out a box) "Guess what!?"

Meg: "What!? WHAT!?"

GrayKitty: "I Brought--" (opens up the box, causing multiple bags of chips to fall onto the floor) "--POTATO CHIPS!!"

Meg: (screams) "YEAH! OH that reminds me!" (runs to the Rocket kitchen) (comes back carrying a cooler) "I BROUGHT POP!"

GrayKitty: (doesn't know what to say) "OMG!!" (starts crying) "THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIIIIFE!!"

Meg: "One more thing will complete this mission." (crazy smirk)

GrayKitty: "What's that??"

Meg: "A CREDIT SONG!"

GrayKitty: "OMG UR RIGHT!!"

Meg: (flips through a pile of CDs) "Hmm...how about this one?" (hands GrayKitty a CD)

GrayKitty: (looks at the shiny CD) "What is it?" (eyes start sparkling in amazment)

(Gavin DeGraw - "In Love with a Girl" starts playing)

Well, that was our story! Yes, it was INSANELY UNFAIRLY fun to write. Have a suggestion? Y'know...some evil plot for us to carry out next? Send it in! Let's see how well it goes. Until then...we'll be evil however we so please...MUAHAHA!! Oh and also, we're not that great at endings. We usually end up saying something like "...are we done? Is that the end?" Instead of actually writing out a happily ever after. OH WELL!