I own nothing.

Link looked surprised at the spider, which had just jumped down in front of him. He sighed and pulled out his hookshot, ready to kill it.

Suddenly the skultula dropped to the floor, pulled a hat out of nowhere, put it on its head, and started dancing and singing some ridiculous song.

"What… the… he…?" Navi asked, looking slightly disturbed.

Link's eyes widened, then he turned and ran screaming out of temple.

"He he." the skultula grinned, rubbing two of its legs together. "I knew that would work."

The skultula was smart? Cool!