-laughsmaniacly- It's finally finished!! It's way long... Over 6,000 words... -twitch-

Enjoy.

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Deidara giggled as Sasori kissed his neck. "Danna, not here, there's people!" He giggled. "So?" Sasori spoke seductively. "Let them see. I don't care. Besides, they won't be mad, just envious. Everyone wants a piece of my little Dei-chan." He continued kissing and nipping Deidara's neck. "Danna, I'm not having sex with you on a plane, un." Deidara did his best to stop his giggling and moaning. "Well, that's what the bathroom is for, silly."

"Huh?"

"Mile high club, here we come!"

Deidara 'eep'ed when Sasori suddenly pulled him from his comfy seat and to the bathroom. "Sasori!" He whispered harshly. "Don't worry, most everyone's asleep anyway." Sasori reassured.

Several moans and thrusts later, Deidara limped back to his seat, Sasori following close behind. Once seated, Deidara smiled and giggled slightly. 'I've been taken in several different locations and several positions, but that was the first time I've been bent over the counter in the bathroom of a plane.'

"So, where are we getting married, un?"

"Hawaii."

Deidara sighed, "I know that. Where at in Hawaii?"

"Can't tell you, it's a surprise."

Deidara huffed and pouted, "Why won't you tell me, un? I hate it when you keep things from me!"

"I'm not keeping anything from you! It's just a surprise! You know I love you."

"I love you too, but I wanna know where the wedding is going to be!"

"C'mon, babe," Sasori gently kissed his lover, "I want it to be a surprise. The twins, Dendera, and a few other people are already getting things set up. I know you're gonna love it."

Deidara sighed again, "Fine, un, but it better be nice if you're going to keep it a secret."

Sasori chuckled, "You're cute when you pout, and that little speech impediment of yours is adorable." Deidara blushed brightly and hit Sasori on the shoulder. "Dannaaa!"

"I like it when you say it like that." Deidara smacked the older male across the head. "Stop trying to embarrass me!"

"But it's so cute!"

"Dannaa!"

Deidara had to admit that he never expected it to go this well. In the beginning of the engagement, he had felt that Sasori would get tired of him by the time school started back up, but here they were, over a year later, soon to be married in Hawaii.

They had had their fare share of fights. One particularly bad one almost ended everything. Deidara was upset that Sakura had been flirting with Sasori. Things escalated, and Sasori ended up calling the blonde a few names and taking off and throwing his ring down.

After a week, Sasori couldn't stand it anymore and went to the blonde's house to apologize. What he found scared him so bad, he never removed the ring even once since. Deidara was sitting in a bathtub full of water with his boxers on and a toaster ready to drop.

After two more failed suicide attempts, Sasori finally (and quite literally) dragged him to see a psychologist. It was determined that Deidara suffered a psychological problem, probably created from his parents leaving him and years of bullying. Sasori leaving triggered it, which caused Deidara to turn suicidal.

They were able to get him on medication, which helped greatly. He was all around a lot happier and stopped trying to commit suicide.

Deidara no longer actually needed the medication, but Sasori always had it on him just in case. You can never be too careful.

"…Danna?"

"Hm?"

"…Are you staying with me just because you're afraid that if you leave, I'll kill myself, un?"

"No."

"…Okay."

Sasori sighed. He knew that Deidara was still unsure of a lot of things, and it bothered him immensely. 'Dammit, I don't want Deidara constantly doubting my love…' "Dei, you know I love you."

"I love you too."

"No, I mean I love you. I'm not just saying it to make you happy, I really mean it. If I didn't love you, I would have left after the surgery, or after the sex, but I didn't. I love you."

"You could have stopped loving me after those three suicide attempts, un."

"Well, I didn't. I love you, I swear."

Deidara bit his lip. "I have that medication now, and we've graduated. You don't have to worry about me killing myself if you leave, un. You can go anytime you want."

"… Why are you so desperate to get me to leave? Do you want me to go?"

"No! I just-"

"Then stop asking me too." He cupped the boy's cheek and turned his head to face him before kissing him lovingly. "I love you. I'm going to find a way to prove it to you once and for all, even if it takes me the rest of my life."

"…D-Danna…" Deidara's eyes began tearing up. Sasori pulled him into a tight embrace.

They held each other for what seemed like hours, but it was only minutes.

"Oi! Knock it off already, you're fucking gonna make me throw up!"

They both looked up to see Hidan peeking over the seat. "I thought you were going to take the next flight?" Sasori asked.

"Nah, we decided to take this one since we didn't wanna fuckin' wait."

"We, un?"

"Me and Kakuzu, duh."

"Oh. How come we didn't see you sooner?"

"We just switched places with this couple who didn't wanna listen to you guys argue anymore."

"Ah…"

A few minutes later, Sasori found himself to be slightly jealous. Deidara and Hidan had become best friends over senior year, and now they were chatting away about different things. Sasori was jealous because Deidara had always seemed like he was trying to avoid upsetting him when they talked, but talking with Hidan, he didn't seem to care and was totally himself. They laughed and joked about little things and seemed to be having a good time.

Sasori bit his lip. He knew the chances of Deidara leaving him for Hidan were zero, and Hidan wouldn't dump Kakuzu for Deidara, but it still made him slightly uncomfortable.

He was pulled form his thoughts when his cell phone rang. He quickly pulled it from his pocket and answered. "Hello?"

"Hi Sasori-san!"

"… Which one am I speaking to?"

"Hideki. Um, tell Deidara he's not gonna be able to wear a tuxedo like we planned…"

"What? Why not?"

"We can't find a preacher who'll marry two guys. You're gonna hafta buy a dress and pretend he's a girl. Sorry."

"Damn. Hold on." He turned his attention to his lover, "Dei?"

"Un?"

"Um, is it okay if you wear a dress?"

"Why?!"

"They can't find a preacher who'll marry two guys. We might have to put you in a dress and say you're a girl."

"… Oh… That's okay… I guess…"

"I'm sorry."

"It's not your fault, un."

Deidara continued his conversation with Hidan and Sasori returned to the boy on hold. "He said that would be okay, but he's obviously upset."

"We figured as much. He can go with Dendera to pick out a dress when you get here."

"Alright, see you then. Bye."

"Bye!"

Sasori closed his phone and put it back in his pocket. Looking out the window, he saw it was getting dark. He also noticed it had become quiet. He looked over to see Deidara sitting quietly, his eyes closed. "Dei?"

"M'tired…"

Sasori smiled. "You can lean on me if you'd like."

"Thanks…" Deidara smiled sleepily and nuzzled Sasori's shoulders. He sighed when Sasori kissed his head lightly. "I love you, so much."

"Love you too, un." Deidara whispered before falling asleep. Sasori leaned his head on the younger boy's head and soon joined his lover in a deep slumber.

"… snicker… snicker… BUWAHAHAHAHA!!"

"Um… I don't really…"

"Aw, but it's so cute!"

Deidara felt his eye twitch. A 'thump' resounded in the store as Hidan fell to the ground, holding his sides and laughing so hard he was choking. Dendera held up a black and red T.R.I.P.P. mini skirt along with a black tank top that said "I swallow" in purple cursive writing. "Sasori would love it!"

"S-stop! HAHA! Fuck! Ah! I-I can't HAHA fucking breathe! AHAHA!!"

"Serves you right… asshole, un."

Deidara made the red haired girl put the clothing back and they left Hot Topic, walking a little ways until they found a store especially for wedding dresses.

Two hours later, Hidan was stifling his laughter as Dendera went on and on about how cute Deidara's new dress was. "Sasori will absolutely love it! It's beautiful! You're going to look absolutely dashing at the wedding!" Deidara sighed, 'She certainly has an extensive vocabulary when it comes to anything "cute".'

They stopped by an Orange Julius stand to get drinks before exiting the mall.

"I…I think I'm going to throw up…"

"Oh, relax! It'll be just fine!"

"But… but…"

"Shush and quit squirming, you're making this more difficult than it needs to be."

Deidara made a noise of protest, but stopped his movements. Dendera finished the boy's hair and stepped back to view her work.

Deidara's wedding dress was pure white with puffy straps that exposed the shoulders and hung on the upper arms, only covering a few inched of skin. He wore a diamond necklace Sasori had bought him a few months earlier and gloves that began just below the wrist and exposed all fingers, forming a "V" shape to the middle finger which it looped around. He had on white shoes with just a slight heel and three diamonds on the top of each shoe. His hair was up in a bun with a hair tie to match the dress, except for the part that always covers the left side of his face; he blatantly refused to move it.

All in all, Dendera was very pleased with her efforts. "You look so cuuuutee!!"

"Um… thanks?"

Just then, the door began to open. Dendera quickly ran over and slammed it, "Sorry, you can't come in!"

"OW! What the fuck?!"

"Oh, it's just you." She quickly opened the door, pulled Hidan in, and slammed it. "Bitch that hurt!" Hidan yelled while holding his face.

"Sorry, I thought you were Sasori."

"Fuck…" He removed his hands from his face a little ways. "Is it broken?" He asked while trying to look down at his nose. "Oh, here let me check, un." Deidara said as he walked over. He grabbed and pulled on Hidan's nose. "Ouch!! Fuck!!"

Deidara smiled and let go, "No, it's not broken."

"… Is this some kinda fucking twisted form of payback for laughing at you the other day?"

"Of course not! Why would you think that, un?" Deidara replied all-to-innocently.

"Whatever… you have to be there in thirty minutes."

"Thirty minutes!?"

"Oh that's plenty of time!" Dendera piped in. "Why don't you go check on Sasori while we finish up?" She didn't give Hidan time to answer as she shoved him out the door, "Okay, bye!" and slammed it behind him.

Deidara looked at the ground and fidgeted nervously. Dendera put her hand on the younger boy's shoulder, "Hey, it's okay. You don't have to be so nervous."

"But… but… What if he says 'no'?"

Dendera rolled her eyes, "Do you honestly think he would go through all this trouble just to reject you?"

"Well, no… but what if he's having second thoughts, un?"

"I highly doubt that."

"But-"

"But nothing. It'll be great! Now, we need to finish or we'll be late!"

Dendera quickly helped Deidara with his veil and handed him the bouquet before leaving the room.

(A/N: I know nothing about weddings!! You'll have to bear with me, I'm afraid. I won't get too descriptive so there will be as little errors as possible. Sorry.)

"Um, where are we going, un?"

"To your wedding!"

"Obviously, but why are we in a car and why am I blind folded?"

"'Cause Sasori wants it to be a surprise!"

"Right… yay."

"Oh, don't be so gloomy. He went through a lot of trouble to make sure this was perfect for you!"

"… Really?"

"Yes! Do you know how hard it was to get them to section off a piece of- Uh, nevermind."

"Piece of what?"

"I can't tell you! It's a surprise!"

"Of course, how could I forget? I'm assuming we're not having it in a church then, are we, un?"

"No, something much better!" Dendera giggled.

Deidara couldn't help but smile.

"Can I take it off now?" Deidara asked when he felt the car come to a halt and shut off. "Yes, you can!" He quickly reached up under the veil to remove the annoying piece of cloth.

"Um, where are we?"

"A parking lot!"

"…"

"No, this isn't where we're having the wedding! We just have to park here and walk a little ways."

"… Damn, I should have worn different shoes…"

They both giggled at the blonde's joke and climbed out of Dendera's purple Buick.

"So, why do we have to walk so far? Couldn't we have driven, un? It's kind of odd to be walking around in a wedding dress…"

"Yeah, sorry about that. We couldn't really get any closer. It's less than half a mile. He chose a secluded area with not so many people so that you'd be more comfortable."

"Aw, that's sweet. It's taking place outside then?"

"Yes!" Dendera giggled. "Sasori's so good to you; I wish I could find a guy like him."

"Don't worry, if I can get someone like Sasori, I'm sure you can get like, six, un!"

"Yeah, if I don't die first!" She rolled her eyes and they both laughed.

Deidara gasped and put a hand to his lips. "Do you like it?" Dendera giggled next to him. "I-I…" He was lost for words.

The alter had white roses all along the outside and a single blue one on top. There were probably only about twenty seats, but that was good considering only close friends were going to be there and maybe a few people passing by who wanted to watch. The area under the seat and alter was wooden, meaning Sasori had bought a large but thin platform to put under it to avoid sand. There was a trail of large planks leading to the platform. The wedding itself was taking place on a beach less than 10 miles away from a volcano.

"This place was expensive to get. There was a lot of haggling and arguing involved." Dendera grabbed Deidara's hand and led him to a shaded area. "We need to wait here for a bit, it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before a wedding." She smiled.

Deidara smiled as he looked out over the scene. The sun was setting, which reflected in the water and made beautiful colors. He felt tears of joy sting at his eyes.

"Happy?" Dendera asked as she pulled him into a hug. "Very."

"Good. Hey, don't start crying, you'll ruin your make-up!" They parted and laughed.

"Oi, let's go ladies. It's about to fucking start." They both stuck their tongues out at the white-haired male.

Dendera and Deidara gave each other quick kisses on each cheek before Dendera quickly made her way down to the alter to take her place. Deidara pulled his veil down over his face and looped arms with Hidan to walk down with him. Since he didn't have a father and Hidan was his best friend, he was going to give the blonde away.

Deidara fidgeted nervously with his bouquet. 'I'm so nervous… what if he says "No"?' Hidan seemed to notice his uneasiness, "Hey, relax. It'll be cool." He smiled and Deidara smiled back, even though you couldn't really tell.

The sight before him nearly took Sasori's breathe away. Though he couldn't see his face, Deidara looked absolutely beautiful.

Music started as Hidan walked Deidara down the aisle. Deidara glanced around and saw the twins were seated on either side of Chiyo. 'That's strange… they usually try to avoid her…'

Once at the end, Hidan took and seat and Deidara went to stand in front of Sasori under the alter. The preacher began his speech.

After the "I do's", both Sasori and Deidara became more nervous, it was time that someone could object to their being together. "Speak now, or forever hold your peace." Sasori saw Chiyo about to stand, but both twins quickly grabbed her arms and put their hands over her mouth. Sasori smirked; the preacher didn't seem to notice and, after a short pause, continued.

"You may kiss the bride." Sasori smiled and gently lifted the veil. Deidara was breathe taking. His beautiful blue eyes seemed to sparkle. They both leaned in and kissed lovingly. People in the audience cheered.

"Wow…" Deidara stared in awe at the huge stacked cake on the table. "You like it? I even had them put birds on it, just for you."

"I love it! It's almost a shame we have to eat it." Sasori chuckled, "Yeah, almost." He leaned over a bit and kissed Deidara on the temple, "Ya know, I can't wait to get you out of that dress later tonight."

Deidara blushed crimson and smacked Sasori on the shoulder. "Dannaaa!" Sasori laughed and led his husband to the table.

Once they got cake, they sat down at a table and were soon joined by Hidan and Kakuzu. "I wish this was one of them fucking cakes with the pictures on it." Hidan said.

"Why?" Deidara asked.

"So I could eat your face!" Hidan laughed at his crude little joke, until Kakuzu thumped him hard on the head. "Ow! Fucker! See if you fucking get laid tonight!" Hidan then proceeded to pout and pick at his cake.

Deidara laughed when Sasori picked him up and carried him through the hotel room doorway. Sasori gently dropped the blonde on the bed and crawled on top of him. They began kissing lovingly and Deidara wrapped his arms around his husband's neck, pulling him closer.

Sasori leaned over to whisper in the blonde's ear, "You look beautiful in that dress…" Deidara giggled in response. "But you would look even better without it." He whispered seductively. Deidara sighed and allowed Sasori to slowly begin removing his dress. After being together over a year, he no longer felt shy about letting Sasori undress him or see him naked.

He sat up so the older male could slip the dress off. Said male then threw the dress into a nearby chair and began working on the rest of Deidara's apparel. Shoes, pantyhose, the veil, and the hair tie soon joined the dress.

Deidara whimpered as Sasori kissed and nipped his neck and let out a small sigh when he brushed his nipples. He tugged at Sasori's tuxedo.

Sasori sat up and began removing pesky clothing from his body. Soon he was left only in his boxers. Deidara rubbed at the tent in Sasori's pants, making the older boy moan.

Sasori kissed the blonde passionately while said blonde slowly removed the red heads boxers. Once they were off, Deidara got on his hands and knees and began licking and sucking the hot muscle.

Seconds later, Sasori pushed Deidara on his back, hovering over him. Deidara gasped and whimpered when Sasori began licking his way down his chest.

Sasori put his mouth over one of Deidara's pink nipples, licking and nipping it. He soon moved and exacted the same treatment to the other nipple. Once that was finished, he moved lower.

"Danna!" Deidara cried out when the older boy took his cock in his mouth and began sucking. He couldn't help bucking his hips every now and then. He tangled his hands in red hair and moaned loudly when Sasori brushed his teeth lightly against the blonde's erection.

"G-getting c-close…" Deidara whimpered. Sasori moved away from the blonde's erection before he could come. He crawled back up and kissed the blonde deeply. "I love you so much, Dei." He whispered when they parted. "I love you too."

Deidara grasped Sasori's wrist and pulled to his face, taking the fingers into his mouth to lick and suck them. He thrust them in and out of his mouth, then circled his tongue around the middle one, pretending it was a mini version of Sasori's cock, while keeping eye contact with Sasori the whole time. "That's so hot…" Sasori said, barely above a whisper. Deidara moaned around the appendage before taking the other two back into his mouth.

Once Sasori was satisfied, he removed his fingers from the warm crevice and slowly, torturingly, slid them down Deidara's chest and stomach. Deidara whimpered and buck his hips slightly at the sheer excitement.

Sasori lightly slid the tips of his fingers up the base of the blonde's cock, making said blonde whine. He smirked before moving the fingers to the blonde's puckered entrance and gently slipping one in. Deidara gasped at the pleasure and slight pain.

Soon enough, Sasori added a second, then a third. He made a scissoring motion with all three before removing them. He leaned forward to kiss Deidara lovingly. Deidara wrapped his arms around Sasori's neck, pulling him closer. Sasori carefully lifted the blonde's legs until they were against his chest before gently and slowly pushing himself into the smaller boy.

Deidara moaned into the kiss, arching his back slightly as Sasori slid in deeper. He cried out, breaking the kiss, when said red-head gave a hard thrust. Sasori paused to give his lover time to adjust.

"Move…" Deidara said, bucking his hips slightly. Sasori complied, slowly sliding out and thrusting back into the small boy beneath him. Deidara moaned when Sasori brushed his prostate. "More…" Sasori began going faster and a bit harder, loving the sensation of the blonde's tight walls around his cock.

Sasori moved as hard and fast as he could, forcing the most orgasmic noises from the male below him. He looked down at the blonde, nearly coming at the sight. Deidara's mouth was open, a slim trail of drool going down his cheek, he had a deep blush across his face, and his eyes were closed with tears of pleasure sitting at the edges. "Dei, you're so beautiful…" Sasori nearly whispered. Deidara could only make an agreeing noise in response.

Deidara practically screamed when his lover grabbed his cock and began pumping. He gripped Sasori's shoulders tightly as he neared the edge. "Danna!!" He screamed and his back shot off the bed as he came. Sasori was forced over the edge when the blonde's tight walls suddenly enveloped him in a vice-like grip. He moaned his lovers name as he filled him with his seed.

They lay there, panting, for several seconds. Sasori finally found the strength to pull out and lay down next to his husband. He chuckled slightly when he saw his seed leak out of the younger boy when he pulled out, thinking about what the maids would think when they found it the next morning.

Deidara sighed and nuzzled Sasori neck. Sasori wrapped his arms around the younger boy and pulled him against his chest, lightly kissing his husband's forehead. "I love you, Dei." He whispered. "Love you too, Danna." Deidara mumbled before falling into a deep sleep. Sasori smiled, nuzzling blonde hair and soon joining his lover in deep slumber.

(The votes are in and you guys want me to keep adding, so here's the rest.)

Deidara giggled uncontrollably, excited at the thought of getting to go on a cruise. He currently had both arms wrapped around one of Sasori's arms and was nuzzling his shoulder.

"Well, have fun you two. I'll see you when you get back to Japan. The twins, Hidan, and Kakuzu took a morning flight. The twins told me to tell you, "have a good time and remember to use lube"." Deidara blushed madly and Sasori laughed. "So, when are you leaving?"

"There's another flight at noon, I'm taking that one." Dendera replied.

"Alright, see you in ten days."

They all exchanged hugs and the couple boarded the cruise ship.

"Oh, it's beautiful!" Deidara was amazed at how big and clean the room was. He fell back on the soft, comfy bed and sighed.

Sasori put the bags down in a corner to sort threw later and made his way to the bed. He sat down next to his lover and gently brushed blonde bangs out of blue eyes, making the younger boy giggle. Sasori smirked, "Hey, what do you say we break in this bed?"

Deidara blushed, but gave a soft sigh when Sasori leaned down to kiss him and begin removing his clothes.

Deidara's POV

The cruise was amazing! There was a pool, fine dining, a casino, a golf course, dancing, shows, and countless other things. I got hit on a lot, but I didn't mind so much since it was fun to simply show them the ring and they back off. I love being married!

We'll be back in Japan tomorrow, so we've got most of our stuff packed already. I can't wait to see my friends again and tell them all about my trip!

Sasori bought us a house too, we're moving into it in a few weeks. He's so good to me! Everything in my life is so perfect right now; I don't think anything could ruin it.

Normal POV

They dropped off the bags in the bedroom and went in separate directions; Deidara to the kitchen to prepare lunch and Sasori to the living room to start making calls informing their friends they were finally home. He dialed the twins first. They picked up after two rings.

"Hello?"

"Hey, we're home. Which one do I have?"

"…Daichi…"

"Are you okay? You sound upset about something."

"… Hello?"

"Uh…"

"It's Hideki, Daichi handed me the phone."

"Oh, what's wrong with him?"

"… Um… I-… uh…"

It took Sasori a few second to realize that the noise he was hearing was Hideki crying.

"Are you guys okay?"

"… Call Hidan about it…"

Click

Sasori stared worriedly at the phone in his hand. He dialed Hidan's number next.

"Hello, this is Hidan speaking."

"Hey, we just got back. What's wrong with Hideki and Daichi?"

"They, uh… didn't tell you?"

"Hideki started crying and told me to call you, then hung up."

"… Little bastard, making me do it… Um… Ya know how we took the morning flight and Dendera took the afternoon one…?"

"Yeah…"

"Well, um… damn… …Fuck it! Her plane went into the ocean and there were no survivors, okay? There, I said it…"

"… I have to go now."

"Yeah, I understand. See you tomorrow."

"Yeah…"

Sasori set the phone back on the receiver and sat quietly for quite sometime.

Deidara walked in only seconds later. "Danna, most of the food is spoiled. We need to make a trip to the store, un. …Danna?" He sat down next to his husband, "Are you okay?" He gently put a hand on Sasori's shoulder. This snapped Sasori out of his slight daze. "…Dendera's plane… crashed into the ocean… there were no survivors…"

There were several seconds of silence until a choked sob broke it. Sasori immediately pulled Deidara into his arms, holding him tightly against his chest. Deidara gripped the red heads shirt and sobbed into his chest. Sasori gently rocked back and forth in an effort to comfort not only the blonde, but himself as well.

The funeral was held two days later. Sasori, Deidara, Hidan, Kakuzu, and the twins were all present along with other friends and family. It rained that day.

Sasori kept his arm across Deidara's shoulders and held him against him while the blonde sobbed quietly. Both twins and Sasori had tears and their eyes, but made no noise. Hidan and Kakuzu stood quietly, looking and feeling sad.

Three weeks later, things had, for the most part, returned to normal. Sasori and Deidara moved into their new two-story home. Hidan, Kakuzu, and the twins helped them move things into the house. They finished the move yesterday and were now staying at their new home.

Deidara sat quietly on the couch, contemplating his newest idea. He liked the idea, but didn't think Sasori would very much. He bit his lip, deciding that once the red head got home, he'd ask.

Only minutes later, Sasori returned from his trip to the market. "Dei," He called from the entryway, "I got you something." Deidara got up from his seat on the couch to greet Sasori.

"You like it?" Sasori asked as he slipped the necklace around his lover's neck. "It's beautiful." Deidara replied with a broad smile on his face.

He helped Sasori get the bags into the kitchen. Once that was finished, Deidara decided that this would be the best time to ask Sasori. "Um, Danna?"

"Yes, love?"

"I was wondering if maybe…"

"What?"

"… You promise you won't get mad, un?"

Sasori smiled and gently kissed his lover, "I promise."

"… I was hoping… um…" Deidara fidgeted. Was this the best idea? Would Sasori agree? Would he get mad? Only one way to find out… "I was hoping we could adopt a child."

Sasori had decided many years ago that he did not like children. They were loud, annoying, and tended to be very rude, hateful, and stupid. His dislike of children was probably one thing that contributed to his being gay. Loving other guys meant no kids.

Unfortunately, he had forgotten that you could easily buy the little bastards at any orphanage or adoption center.

So, here he was, driving out to an orphanage in his brand-new Hummer with Deidara in the passenger seat looking like he was going to die of sheer joy. Oh, the things he does to please the one he loves. He let out a long sigh, 'Dammit.'

Sasori felt his eye twitch. They were about to enter a room full of screaming children to pick one to take home. He silently cursed his luck.

Deidara seemed to sense his uneasiness and pecked him on the cheek, "If you really don't want to, we don't have to, un."

Sasori sighed, "No, this means a lot to you. I think I can take a few years of annoyances as long as you're happy." Deidara smiled. They shared a loving kiss before entering the room.

Immediately, Sasori had to suppress the urge to bolt. Kids were screaming, crying, running, and hanging off furniture. He prayed Deidara would find a relatively quiet child.

His prayers were answered when Deidara took notice of two red heads, a boy and a girl, playing together quietly in one corner of the room away from the other children. They looked to be no more than three years old, if that.

Deidara made his way past other screaming kids and took a seat on his knees in front of the two in the corner. Sasori followed and stood behind him. They were twins, both with red hair and blue eyes. The girl smiled at Deidara, but the boy gave a sharp glare, "What do you want?"

"To talk." Deidara said simply. "What are your names?"

The girl frowned. "We don't have any."

"Oh? Why not?"

It was the boy who spoke up next. "Mom died giving birth, dad hung himself, and grandma didn't want us so she left us here when we were a few months old. No one ever named us." He said matter-of-factly.

"Oh, poor things." Deidara cooed. He enveloped both in a hug. The girl smiled and hugged back, but the boy growled and struggled to escape.

When Deidara let them go, the boy started gasping like he had been choking them. Deidara laughed and patted him on the head. "How would you two like to come home with us, un?"

Two days later, the couple was allowed to adopt the twins and take them home. They were given the names Dendera and Akil. (Both are Egyptain)

Dendera was the older twin and liked to help Deidara in the kitchen and just about anywhere else. She was very open to new things and liked to paint.

Akil took a liking to puppets and would often watch or help Sasori with one. Once he finally adjusted to the idea of having a family that cared about him, he relaxed and smiled more.

Sasori and Deidara learned the hard way that Akil could be very protective. A man was hitting on Deidara in the supermarket and before Sasori could tell him to fuck off, Akil kicked him in the shin, and, once the man fell, broke his nose and proceeded to tell him, "Don't you ever hit on my daddy again you fucking bastard." Needless to say, he wasn't allowed around Hidan without supervision after that.

Sasori found that he was actually enjoying being a father. His kids were well-behaved (usually), smart, and helpful. They never demanded things or threw tantrums. Though, Akil was prone to beating kids up who picked on his sister or made fun of them for having two fathers. But he had enough money to pay the kid's medical bills to avoid a lawsuit from the parents. So far, the worst one had been a broken arm. Akil claimed that wasn't his fault, if the kid hadn't tried to run, it never would have happened.

Sasori sighed. It was nearly midnight, and Akil had insisted on staying up with him to finish a puppet. Said boy was currently asleep in Sasori's lap. He gently stroked his hair before picking him up to take to bed.

He tucked him in next to his sister and went back to his own room to sleep. He quickly changed clothes and crawled in next to his lover.

Deidara woke up when he felt the bed shift and rolled over to cuddle with Sasori, who gladly accepted him. They exchanged "I love you's" and were on the verge of sleep when the door creaked open and two sets of footsteps could be heard.

"Daddy?" Dendera whispered. Sasori gave a grunt as a reply. "I had a nightmare, can we sleep with you?"

"Why do you both need to?"

"…"

Sasori sighed and both he and Deidara moved apart to make room between them. He pulled back the covers, "Come on."

Both twins quickly crawled up into their parent's bed. Dendera curled up to Deidara and Akil laid down next to Sasori.

After only minutes, the twins were asleep, and their parents joined soon after.

I know! That was terrible! We're leaving for Little River tomorrow, meaning if I hadn't finished this now, it wouldn't have gotten done unilt next week sometime. Sorry, I know it sucks. Now I have to get back to Red Dawn, so I'll see you there!