AN: Ok. I decided to write this story because one of my favorite stories "Bloodied Notes" is taking forever to be updated, so I decided to write my own little murder mystery. Please read and review and tell me what you think! Thank you so much to my beta Da Mangaka! You are a life-saver!!

Pit walked slowly through the halls of the Smash Mansion, his wings twitching against his back. He was on his way to the outside yard behind the mansion, stretching well beyond an area of about five acres, from what he could estimate, anyways.

Stopping for a moment, he gazed through a window conveniently facing the yard, if you could even use yard to describe the massive green landscape.

Pit watched Link and Marth sparring close to the window. Within a few minutes Link had disarmed Marth again and again before the blue haired warrior finally sent the Hylian's master sword flying.

The angel watched for a while before continuing out of the mansion. He reached the yard in a little less than three minutes and started walking over to where Fox and Falco were conversing by an assortment of large boulders.

Just as he was about twenty feet away from them, Pit felt something tap his shin. Looking down he saw a dejected Jigglypuff gazing up at him with large green eyes.

"Hello Jigglypuff," Pit spoke softly, silently wondering why she seemed so despondent. She was usually so bubbly, so lively.

"Hello Pit," Jigglypuff sighed and looked away.

"Is everything all right?" The pink ball pokemon looked up at Pit and then back at the ground.

"Capt. Falcon and Red have been arguing none stop for the past few hours and all they're arguing about is whether or not Zelda could beat Link or the other way around. It's ridiculous." she sighed. Pit suppressed a burst of laughter barely, but the only thing that kept him from exploding into laughter was the dejected look she had in her eyes.

"Jigglypuff," Pitkneeled down so he was eye level with the pink ball pokemon, "just give them a few more hours. Sooner or later they are either going to forget why they're arguing or come to terms that they will never know the outcome because Link and Zelda will never ever fight each other. But why are you so sad about that?"

"I'm afraid they'll start fighting each other. Everyone knows that fighting one another over a difference in opinion is pointless. I'm also afraid that if they do start fighting they'll never forgive the other." Pit nodded, understanding Jigglypuff's fear; Roy and Ike turned a simple disagreement into a full-on brawl, and they haven't spoken to each other since. Poor Marth was caught up in the middle of it all.

"It will all be over in a few hours. Trust me," Pit smiled at Jigglypuff, which made her smile slightly and waddle to join the conversation Lucario was having with Mew Two. Satisfied that she was no longer upset, Pit continued walking towards Fox and Falco.

"Hello," Pit greeted the two as he sat down next to Fox.

"SHHHH!" the Arwing pilots shouted in unison.

"Sit!" Fox almost shouted at Pit, "You're missing the fight!" Startled, the angel obeyed without hesitation. He looked over to where the pilot had gestured and saw Capt. Falcon and Red shouting at each other.

"I wonder what they're arguing about," Falco wondered aloud.

"Who would win in a fight: Link or Zelda?" Pit answered dully.

'That's it? That's what they've been arguing about for the past hour and a half?" Fox asked in amazement and slight disbelief. Pit nodded and watched as Red removed a red and white ball from his belt and Capt. Falcon took up the fighter stance for which he was so famous for.

"They're not going to come to blows, are they?" Pit asked, almost in fear. He remembered Jigglypuff's worry about the while situation.

"More than likely," Fox answered, "but I can't believe that they'd actually start fighting over who would be victorious in a battle between Link and Zelda. Why don't they just ask them?"

"Maybe because the question would offend one of them" Pit replied, not exactly surprised. Red and Capt. Falcon were both hotheads. It wasn't a surprise that they'd start fighting about a simple battle between two Hylians; they argued over NFL football teams all the time, whatever those were.

"I hope this doesn't end up like another Ike and Roy situation," Falco said, probably to himself.

Right before coming to blows, Red spotted Zelda walking past him and Capt. Falcon and rushed over to her. The F-Zero followed close behind, and he ended up mowing down Samus, whom Zelda was conversing with.

It was apparent that Red was asking Zelda something, and it was also obvious that her answer was something he had wanted to hear. He started laughing maniacally, and ran back to the Smash Mansion shouting, "I told you so!" Capt. Falcon stood up and walked glumly back to the mansion, probably to think of a way to prove Red wrong.

"Well that was interesting!" Wolf exclaimed, walking over to the small group. "A shame there wasn't a battle,"

"Had there been a battle we might have had another Ike/Roy situation," Pit stated, not in the least bit pleased at the pilot's sudden arrival and invasion of the conversation.

"Then that would have been their loss," Wolf argued. Unable to bear anymore of his insensitive banter, Pit leaped into the air and flew away from the pilots.

AN: Thank you once again, my wonderful beta Da Mangaka and her encouraging words of wisdom. Thank you churritto/Granny/Jk/Jeremey/Sleep Nazi for keeping me alive and making me laugh. This chapter is dedicated to you and your cheese sonnet!

Ignoring these issues, I hope you enjoyed this chapter and I hope you review, please.

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