I will be timeskipping a lot in this, but don't worry there will be a lot of flashbacks to help you along
Alright a few pointers Itachi did his whole massacre thing a lot later in the series but he left his mother and Shisui alive as well as Sasuke, you'll find out later as you read. He did it when Sasuke was 11 and he did it because… shit I was about to spoil it, sorry guys, but your gonna have to wait. But anyways on to the story
Akane Uzumaki Shishibuka: The Red Eyed Death Flower
Chapter 2: The Ravens Wife Meets The Ravens Brother
Umino Iruka walked into the classroom to find the usual mess of screaming fan girls and annoying bratty boys. Sighing to himself he performed his patented Big Head no Jutsu and screamed at them to shut up.
"all right class as you all know today is the day of your genin exams so I'll call out your names so we can get started, okay Akimichi Choji"
"Here" (Skip to Naruto)
"Uzumaki Naruto"
Silence
"Uzumaki Naruto"
Silence once more
"Forget about the Dobe he's always late and he'll never pass so who cares about him move on to the next person"
Almost immediately after Sasuke finished speaking rose petals started to float in through the window and swirl into a mini tornado in front of Naruto's usual seat, stopping anyone from seeing the table and its immediate area before they suddenly whipped around the room revealing a Gorgeous woman with pink eyes and hair standing in front of Naruto's table before she sat down on the table and crossed her legs.(She's wearing the same as in the mindscape with the addition of a silver ruby studded ring on her ring finger and a necklace in the shape of a raven with a ruby for its eye around her neck and a blue ribbon hiding her horns)
The room was silent for a few seconds as the boys drooled over her and the girls glared in envy, before Sakura made herself known
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT AND WHY ARE YOU SITTING ON NARUTO'S TABLE…. And on another note WHERE IS NARUTO"
"That would be my rose shushin, and the reason I'm sitting on Naruto's table is because I am Naruto well my real name is Akane but you don't really need to know that"
everyone just laughed
"everyone knows Naruto is actually a guy, hell the whole village knows who Naruto is"
"well that clearly shows how good of a ninja you really are, you are so pathetic you can't even see through a Genjutsu. Like, I figured that the girls would have figure out that I was actually a girl first"
"why was that"
"well because of the fact that although I was in a boys body I was still going through puberty as a girl would, meaning periods, I thought they would have picked up the fact that I get a power boost for like 3 to 4 days a month and on those three days I am extremely easy to irritate and quick to destroy stuff"
Kiba answered this time
"hahahaha so what your saying is you're a bitch for a few days a month, hahahahhaha that's so funny"
"I have PMS and an arsenal of A-classed Katon Jutsu, don't fuck with me fleabag"
Iruka paled and was about to tell the class to shut up before the whole academy was blown up when Sasuke wisely started to speak.
"what the hell would you know about Jutsu your just a dobe, you'll never be able to learn anything, you can't even do a standard E-Class Bunshin"
"well for your information I know a lot about Jutsu because I was Itachi Uchiha's Apprentice before he went and killed off his family, well except for you and your mother of course, and he taught me a lot. And also the reason I can't do a standard Bunshin is because I have too much Chakra, I would have to have Sannin level Chakra control to perform a standard Bunshin and I'd still use as much Chakra as you would using a Fireball Jutsu. That is why I can only do B-rank Jutsu and above"
"you were his apprentice, you were the one that had him so long away from home that he only came home in the middle of the night or not at all"
As he kept on complaining the rest of the class could see that Akane was Getting angrier and angrier until she cut him off mid rant
"yes and your family are the fuckers that drove him insane. Constantly doing missions and training and never having any rest. I was the only thing that kept him sane for so long and then your family found out about me and tried to kill me, Itachi was already near the edge and thinking that they had killed me sent him over the edge. I would have stopped him but I was in the hospital having my intestines placed back in my stomach so I couldn't really do much."
A few of the people in the class threw up hearing the last bit about her guts and Sasuke paled hearing this
"I knew he was getting unstable but I didn't know it was that bad but... wait you were the woman under the Genjutsu who met him at the park that day. That was you"
She blushed slightly before answering
"Yes, that was the night he gave me this amulet and this ring"
While saying this she pointed to her amulet and then showed the ring to Sasuke who gasped
"Those are the heirlooms of the Uchiha family. The Heir gives them to the woman who he shall marry, I should have them at the moment but it seems that they are rightfully yours, but I must remind you if I do find him I will kill him for revenge, he killed my father who was an honourable man, and Itachi had no reason to kill him or any member of my family"
"Well that's where you're wrong; it was for revenge that Itachi killed your father"
"Huh what are you talking about?"
"It was your father who sent me to the hospital, the only reason I'm still alive is because of my almost god-like regeneration abilities and the fact that Tsunade was there at the time."
"Tsunade?"
"Yes, Tsunade. The legendary Slug Sannin, and the greatest medic to ever live. She's also the strongest ninja alive; she can create fissures in the earth with one finger"
The students were stunned at this fact, a female ninja who can create cracks in the very earth itself with just one finger
"but were getting off topic, we were talking about my relationship with Itachi and the fact that being married to Itachi makes me the unofficial head of the Uchiha clan until either he returns or you somehow manage to kill him and then I will be head until you marry. 'which you never will because I will kill you if you do'. Also the fact that I was apprenticed under Itachi and took my Chuunin exam under his tutelage means that I also outrank you. Oh yes you could try to kill me but that would be unwise considering I've got over 8 years of experience and training over you"
"Bullshit. father would have known about it. And anyway you can't be a Chuunin, if you were you wouldn't be here"
"I said I took the Chuunin exams not that I am a Chuunin
"So you failed, you always were a Dobe"
"No I meant to say that I'm a Tokebetsu Jounin and your personal trainer in the ways of the Uchiha if you pass. Oh and by the way the pink banshee's on your team as well, I thought I'd give you a heads up"
The last was said with a malicious grin plastered on her face before she disappeared in a swirl of Rose petals and the Uchiha's head hit the table with a loud thud hearing the excited squeal from the Pink Banshee aforementioned.
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hahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I bet you guys didn't expect THAT. Naruto as Sasuke's Jounin Instructor.
this is going to be so fun I hope you like the idea that I came up with this is just a short chapter the rest are going to be long
Because It has been revealed that Naruto doesn't exist they will be one short in their genin team, I am planning for Haku (girl) to fill in this gap and be paired with Gaara. Wired I know but I've got an idea just work with me
And also the reason that Tsunade was in town was because the Hokage had convinced her (with Itachi's 'cough' help 'cough' blackmail) to train Akane in medic Jutsu and her super strength.
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