Me: Yay! Another SasuNaru story!! But...
Sasuke: But what?
Me: It's gonna be weird...
Sasuke: If you make me kiss Ino, I swear to God...
Me: NO!! NOOOOOOOOOO!! HELL TO THE NO! I made a fic of you AND NARUTO!! estupid..
Sasuke: Ok... I was about to say... Are me and my Naruto gonna do it?
Me: (sighs deeply) Yes, my poor perverted cousin..
Sasuke: Good.. And you know you want this.. (waves pictures of Naruto in my face)
Me: (nosebleed) YES!! I WANT IT!! DO THE DISCLAIMER!!
Sasuke: (smirks) AngelofHorror does not own Naruto... I do..
Me: Estupid...
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Naruto's age: 16
Sasuke's age: 19 (Everybody else is 17 years old... that sucks for me... ToT Damn you Sasuke!)
"I love OJ," means lyrics.
"I love OJ," means thoughts.
"I love OJ," means letter. You'll understand it later on...
I also dont own the music... my stupid cousin, Sasuke, forgot to mention that...--' (Sasuke: I heard that!)
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"But.. But.. Ino! I dont wanna go up there.. I'm not a girl!!," whined Naruto as he followed the blond bitch... I mean... blondie to the dressing room of a bar called "Tina's Bar" (A/N: Hell yes!! I own a bar!! And I'm not even old enough to own one!).
Ino stopped and turned around and said," You have to do it! And besides, you look like a chick that can get laid..."
Naruto blushed and stammered," T-The hell?! No! I'm not gonna get it laid! And I DONT LOOK LIKE A GIRL!"
The blondie just laughed and said," Come on... You have to get dressed for the song I want you to sing."
The poor kit sighed and followed Ino to the dressing room.
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"You look puurfect!!", said Tina, happily. Naruto was dressed in a dress that was strapless, and tight that showed his curves and it was black.
Naruto blushed and whined somewhat," Why me?" TIna looked at him with an evil glint in her eyes and said," Because you look adorable." The Uzumaki blushed and said," Tina! Quit that! And what song do I have to sing?"
She laughed nervously.
"Um... Do I have to tell you?"
"Yes!!"
"Umbrella... by Rihanna"
Naruto's eye twitched in anger. "YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING SHITTING ME!!" (A/N: Well! Somebody has a potty mouth! does the shame on you finger)
Tina laughed nervously again, saying," L-Look, kit. T-The people want you to sing that song.." She then mumbled the last part.
Naruto looked at her sister, questioningly. (A/N: I dont wanna be his sister!! ToT I wanna be his wife! But too bad... He's Sasuke's... Fucking cousin.)
"Sorry, Tina... What was that?"
Tina sighed and said," Someone will see you on stage.."
"Who?"
She mumbled again. Naruto put his hand behind his ear and said," What??"
She then said it louder," Sasuke Uchiha will see you on stage!" Naruto looked at her, wide eyed.
"Dude, He's like a big star! What the hell is he doing here?!"
Tina jumped on her heels and said," Because Sakura hooked him up here! Even though, I hate the bitch, I'm thankful!"
Naruto smiled and shook his head.
"So when am I gonna go on?"
Tina put a finger on her lips as if thinking.
"In about...15 minutes."
Naruto sighed and said," Well, I have a enough time to kill you.." His sister's big dark green eyes widened.
"Y-You are gonna kill me?"
Naruto wrapped his arm around Tina's shoulders and said," No! I'm kidding!"
Tina stuck her tounge out.
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As Sasuke got out of his limo and in front of the bar, he thought," I hope this is a good bar.. And hopefully I'll find someone here."
When he entered the bar, he was greeted by his number one fan girl... Karin.
"SASUKE!," yelled the crazy chick and hugged him. Sasuke pushed her off him and said," Get the hell away from me before I tazer you." (A/N: O.O Holy juice...Sasuke's a bad ass..)
Karin stepped away from him and walked away.
Sasuke then sat in front of the stage and then the lights went dim.
The young Uchiha saw a figure... no... two figures standing next to each other then the song Umbrella came on.
Ahuh
Ahuh (Yea Rihanna, Chris Brown)
Ahuh Ahuh (Good girl gone
bad)
Ahuh Ahuh (Take three... Action)
Ahuh Ahuh
Then the light came back on with a man with brown hair and upside down triangles going down his cheeks and a boy with blond hair and blue eyes and whisker-like marks on his each side of his cheeks.
When Sasuke saw Naruto, he thought," Who is he?"
Then Kiba started to rap: (A/N: XD Oh my god! Kiba's gonna rap)
No
clouds in my storms
Let it rain, I hydroplane in the bank
Coming
down with the Dow Jones
When the clouds come we gone, we
Rocafella
We fly higher than weather
And G5's are better, You
know me,
an anticipation, for precipitation. Stacked chips for the
rainy day
Jay, Rain Man is back with little Ms. Sunshine
Rihanna
where you at?
Then Naruto started to sing the Rihanna part even though he's a guy. (A/N: Dont kill me! I just had an idea!)
You
have my heart When the sun
shines, we'll shine together
And we'll never be worlds apart
May be in
magazines
But you'll still be my star
Baby cause in the
dark
You can't see shiny cars
And that's when you need me
there
With you I'll always share
Because
Told you I'll be here forever
Said
I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the
end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still
have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand
under my umbrella ella ella eh eh eh
Under my umbrella ella ella
eh eh eh
Under my umbrella ella ella eh eh eh
Under my umbrella
ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh
Then Sasuke stood up, got on stage and began singing with the cute blond, Chris Brown's part.
You're
becoming a dream to me When the sun shine, we'll
shine together
Fairytale fantasy
Nothing can ever
compare
An image to my memory
Girl I'm asking could you be my
queen?
A vision on a magazine
That's when I'll be there
It's
something we both share
Because
You know I'll be here forever
Although it's not
raining outside
Girl it's getting late you can stay the night
But
you can dipout anytime whenever
I can call a car I ain't tryna
stress ya
I'm looking for the one with the glass slipper
Baby
girl you can be my Cinderella ella ella eh eh eh
You can be my
Cinderella ella ella eh eh eh
You can be my Cinderella ella ella
eh eh eh
You can be my Cinderella ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh
Then both the boys looked into each other's eyes and began singing.
You
can run into my arms
It's okay don't be alarmed
Come into
me
There's no distance in between our love
So go on and say my
name some more
I'll be all you need and more (ah..
ready?)
Because
Naruto then looked at the crowd and began singing.
When
the sun shines, we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here
forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it
out till the end
Sasuke smirked and hugged the boy from behind, singing.
But
you can dip out anytime whenever
I can call a car I ain't tryna
stress ya
I'm looking for the one with the glass slipper
Baby
girl you can be my Cinderella ella ella eh eh eh
Naruto blushed and began singing again.
Under my umbrella ella ella eh eh eh
And then Sasuke sung his part.
You
can be my Cinderella ella ella eh eh eh
And then Naruto sung his part again.
Under
my umbrella ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh
And then Sasuke let go of Naruto and the kit sang with the Uchiha.
It's
raining (rainin')
Ooh baby it's raining (rainin')
Baby come
into me (oh)
Come into me
It's raining(na na)
Oh baby it's
raining(na na)
You can always some into me
Come into me
After the song ended, everyone in the bar started to clap loudly. Naruto and Sasuke bowed. Sasuke turned to the blond but he was already gone.'
"Where is he?," thought Sasuke and went to go look for him.
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When Naruto entered his dressing room, Tina hugged him, saying,"You did an awesome job, kit!" Naruto smiled and said," Thanks."
Until there was a knock at the door..
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Me: Dun, dun dunnnn.
Sasuke: You HAD to end it there..
Me: Because I want to leave suspence..
Sasuke: I'm surprised you even know the word.
Me: Sasuke! You meanie! ToT
Sasuke: Sorry.
Me: Fine! No sex with Naruto for you! I'm gonna have him!
Sasuke: O.O Dont do that...
Me: Hm... Nope! I'm gonna do it! (not really) ;)
Sasuke: You evil little...
Me: Well, until next time! Read and Review!