Ok, this is just like some random thing I thought of. Wouldn't it be funny if the Wizarding World had an American Idol? I think so. Well, rate and tell me if I should continue!! I know this isn't the best, but I thought it was pretty funny when I thought about it. I already have song choices for others, but if you have ideas, let me know!

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"Welcome, I'm Fred, and may I welcome you to the first season of Wizarding Idol!!"

applause, applause

"Thank you. Now may I please introduce the judges! In Randy's spot we have ALBUS DUMBLEDORE!! In Paula's spot, we have HEDWIG!! In Simon's spot we have...? I think you know who we have, we have SEVERUS SNAPE, grease-haired wonder!!"

"Shut up, Fred, you know my hair is beautiful!"

"Yeah, if it was beautiful, oil companies wouldn't be bidding for drilling space there, would they? Oh!"

Snape throws Fred a dirty look

"Oh, you know we love you."

"Fred, sorry to bother you, the viewers are waiting though."

"Oh, thank you Albus! Well, we'll have characters from the Wizarding World, that you know well, of course sing a Muggle song, but the trick is, they have to remake it with words of their choice! Now, first up is that infamous HARRY POTTER!!"

such loud applause Hedwig freaks out

cue to movie about Harry

Harry walks out onto the stage in the movie, and sits down on a black stool. He then says, " Well, as you all know, I'm the only one who survived the Killing Curse, escaped Voldemort, vanquished him, Triwizard Tournament, blah blah blah. Well, I never wanted to do any of that. I wanted to SING!"

Harry walks out in front of our judges

"Hello, Professor Dumbledore, Snape, Hedwig!"

"Welcome, Harry, what are you going to sing?"

"Well, Professor, I'm going to sing the Muggle song 'Hey there Delilah' but I changed it to 'Hey there Ginny'!"

"Ok, Potter, snarl, you may start!"

In beautiful, clear, strong voice,

Hey there oh Ginny,

What's it like there at the Burrow,

I'm a thousand miles away,

but tonight you look so pretty,

Yes you do,

My wand can't shine as bright as you,

I swear it's true,

And Oh,

It's the spell you cast on me...

It's the spell you cast on me...

Spell you cast me...

Yeah... Oh...

applause

"And now, with your judges opinions!"

Albus

"Thank you Fred. Well, Harry, I thought that was rather good, your voice was loud and strong, and the lyrics were very creative."

Hedwig

crying " Oh, H-Harry, that was beauti-fu-ful!!"

Snape

"That was horrible Potter, you arrogant boy!"

Harry "What, was the singing bad?"

Snape "No, that was good, I'm just saying it's horrible because I don't like you."

"Severus!"

"Sorry, Albus."

"Well, Harry," I see you're through to the next round!! Good work!"

"Thanks, Professor!"

Harry exits room

"So, Harry, are you happy you made it through, and more importantly, d'you think Ginny liked your song?"

"Yeah, I'm extremely happy, more happy then when I defeated Voldemort! And I hope Ginny likes it!"

"I'm sure she will Harry."

"Now, come back after this commercial break, and we'll have the next contestant!!"