A/n so we have all seen them, if not used them. OMC (oh my Carlisle) and then there is the whole Carlisle is god thing. Well, I got a story about it for you.
CPOV
I like Bella. She is like the daughter I never thought I would have. And she could be as Edward put it "unintentionally funny". Not just her actions but also her words.
Like today, Edward was off hunting with the rest of the family except for Rosalie who was here somewhere. Someone had to watch Bella (or as we call it, Bella duty) and guess who's turn it was to watch her. Mine!
We were watching TV, or at least she was. I was getting some work done.
"Carlisle?" she asked out of nowhere.
"Hmmm?" I looked up to se her eyes on the screen. She wasn't watching TV like I thought; she was watching that movie, Bruce Almighty.
"Are you God?"
That question caught me off guard. Am I God? What the hell? Where did that question come from?
My eyebrows pulled together as I thought of that question. Did I really look like God? In that movie God was black! (I am not racist) we looked nothing alike, except for our height.
"No."
"Oh."
"Why do you ask such a question, Bella?" My curiosity got the better of me. I tried not to say it rudely.
"Because." Said Bella with a shrug of her shoulders. She finally looked over at me. I hated it when she avoided questions. It made me think that Edward must have it ten times worse.
I raised my eyebrows at her causing one of her too easy blushes. "Because why, Isabella?"
"I don't know." She looked flustered, like she wanted to look away but couldn't. It almost made me feel sorry for her.
I raised my eyebrows at her even more but it felt like my forehead was about to break.
"Don't laugh." She muttered.
I nodded my head once and watched her face become as red as a strawberry. I swear, it looked like her face was turning into a cherry.
"It's just…you know how I call Edward an angel?" she paused so I nodded my head once more. "So god created angels and since Edward is an angel and you created him, doesn't that make you God?"
I dropped my head in astonishment. Where does she come up with this stuff? She is unbelievable.
"Bella, I can assure you. I am not God."
"Are you sure?" Now it sounded as if she was teasing me.
"Yes."
"How do you know?"
"That I'm sure." I could feel my eyes look at her as if she was crazy. She blushed under my eyes again.
"No, that you're not God."
"Because…" that had me stumped. How did I know that I was not God? "I would know." There, that didn't sound childish.
She laughed and met my eye. "You look like God."
Didn't Edward once call her perspective? Is she being extra perspective today or was she on something?
"You know what God looks like?" Maybe she was crazy? This is definitely turning into some conversation.
"Yes. Blonde hair. Gold eyes." She thinks she's funny.
"God has been around forever." I objected, trying to be rational with this she- thinks-she-is-funny human.
"So have you." She said with a smile. Now she was definitely teasing me.
"Ha-ha. Watch your movie."
She giggled and turned back to the movie. Each time Bruce did something amazing she would say something like "I can totally see you doing something like that"
Bella was trying to get into my brain, that's it.
"So you disagree?" said Bella, after the movie was over.
"On which subject?" Like I didn't know which subject already…
"That Edward's an angel?" maybe I didn't know already.
"Edward is an angel." It was a statement of truth, I couldn't agree with it more. "There is no denying it."
"But you are not God?"
"No, Bella, I am not God. I was never God and will never be God."
"I think you're God." She said switching the movie.
She thought I was God. What a weird girl. I am not God. I am not God. I tried to say it over and over again in my head.
But she did have a point... I did create an angel. Maybe I was some sort of god. I am God. God. But just in a way, I guess. God I liked the sound of that. God.
I smiled to myself and carried on with my work, the sound of The Lion King in my ears.
A/N I was bored in study class when I wrote this. Oh, and in the next chapter Carlisle gets compared to one of my favorite Lion King characters. If you want me to compare him to anyone just tell me and I we will see if I put it in there.