Note: I don't own Harry Potter. Just borrowing. Yaoi and MPREG!!

Chapter 1: The Wager

Harry Potter was outside under the shade of a tree at Hogwarts, enjoying a homemade lunch for a change. He was getting a little tired with the school food and dearly missed his own cooking. Harry opened up the basket and sighed. Inside was eggplant paramgina with angel hair pasta with sun-dried tomato sauce. For an appetizer, he had freshly grilled chicken Caesar salad and made his own dressing. For dessert was freshly made devils food. Ron and Hermoine came outside, drawn to the smell.

"Oh wow Harry." Ron sighed as he looked at Harry's lunch. "You made this?"

"Yes I did." Harry said with a smile. "I've been cooking for quite some time."

"I don't understand this one bit Potter." A seemingly bored voice said from under the tree but the other side. "You stink in potions and yet," With this Draco took a deep sniff of the food. "You can make this divine smelling food?"

"Drake," Harry said to the blond as he looked at his food and smiling. "Cooking is not the same as potions."

"Really? I'd like to see you prove me wrong."

"I smell a bet." Harry said with a smirk. "But I know I'll win."

"Name your price if you're so confident."

"Well if I win, you'll have to help me to land someone I fancy."

"How Slytherin of you;" Draco said with a smirk. "Very well. I'll help you. However if I win, you'll teach me one of your recipes, of my choosing."

"That's fair enough." Harry said with a smile as he took Draco's hand and they shook on it. Ron looked at his best friend as if he had made a pact with the devil!

"Harry what are you doing?! You don't' need Ferret Boy's help."

"Ron, it's ok." Harry said. "There is a reason why I asked Drake for help. He's able to."

"So you like a Snake?" Ron asked. "EW!"

"Ron not so loud, please." Harry whispered. Draco looked at Ron and smirked.

"What's wrong with a Snake, Weaselbee?" Draco said. "We snakes know how to use ours!" Ron looked at him and blushed.

"Harry is not gay!" Ron said. Draco cracked into a full smile.

"Look again Weaselbee!" Draco said "Harry is as flamey as they come!"

"Oh man, shoot me now, next you'll be telling us you want to go down on Professor Snape!" Ron whimpered, but it was Hermoine who noticed Harry's deep blush!

"Harry! He's a teacher!"

"He's sexy." Harry sighed. Draco blinked at the raven haired boy and thought about what he agreed to. Then it hit the blond full force.

"AWWWW POTTER! YOU FANCY MY GODFATHER!?"

"Why not? You agreed, Drakey."

I'm so screwed!