DOUBLE UPDATE!

Ew.

This chapter is trash.

Literally, this chapter is trash.

I'm going to be sick…

DISCLAMER: I own it all! MINES!

"…And I said, 'If you don't like the way I smell, then stop breathing!' And you should have seen her face Bubba!" Urko squealed to his co-captain. Bubba wasn't exactly amused.

"How about you shutting your trap for a second, and maybe I can get home early. God, look at mess! The planet is running of room to dump!" Bubba squinted at the masses of filth before him, trying to find a vacant spot for his precious load.

Urko rolled his eyes and leaned back on his seat. It honestly didn't matter where the trash went, as long as it here. Of course, there were reports of some mountains of trash collapsing over some of the people who actually worked here on ground level.

The two sat in silence for a few blissful seconds, until Urko spoke up again.

"I gotta go," He said.

Bubba rolled his eyes.

"No man, I mean now."

Bubba glanced at Urko and sighed deeply. "Damn you Urko, I told you to lay off the Worm Dogs!"

"Bubba, if you don't land, I'm going to go in your ship!" Urko whined, clutching his stomach.

Sighing again, Bubba kept looking for some sign of land… Only this time, he had a time limit. Luck must have been on his side because he found some. It was a small, insignificant plot of mud, but it was safe enough for the ship to land on.

As Bubba opened the hatch, Urko wasted no time jumping out to do his business. "I'll leave without you if you don't hurry up!" Bubba screamed at him. He watches Urko disappear behind what seemed to be a Dumpster Pod.

"Damn him…" he muttered to himself as he waited. "I told him to lay off those Worm Dogs."

0o0

"I truly wish I could say you were the first Irken to die on the stage, Zim. But Sadly, Tenn took that honor from you. Reoccurring thing with you, isn't?" The booming voice laughed mockingly, and was joined by his adoring audience.

Zim found himself gasping for air, as if the lights were making it hard for him to breath. Even so, he kept trying to focus his eyes on someone, anyone. But the lights were too bright for him to see.

"Zim has honor…" He cried out to the crowds. "I did things none of you could dream of!"

The voice said something about that, but Zim wasn't listening to him. He knew what he said was true, that was all that mattered. For the hundredth time, he attempted to break his restraints. It was no use, as they were just as strong as before. Suddenly, something was thrown at his knees.

It was a PAK.

Zim frowned. Was this some way to intimidate him? Zim was hated by his people, why should he care what happens to them. He didn't even know Tenn.

"Look at the big brave Irken! Oh, how brave. He doesn't even cry for his comrades."

As far as Zim was concerned, his comrades were all as good as dead.

0o0

Bubba waited and waited for his friend to return. At first, he thought it was just some serious business. But then, he started to get a little concerned. Groaning at his inconvenience, he stumbled out the ship and walked toward the Dumpster Pod.

"Urko? Urko! Get your butt out here… oh." Bubbas' face fell when he saw a little green Irken in place of his friend. He looked angry.

Backing up, Bubba forced his best smiles. "Okay, look. I work here! I don't have anything the Irkens' don't want me to have, in fact…I …I… uh…"

Bubba silenced himself as the Irken rose on his spider legs. The Irken pointed at his ship.

"Give me the keys."

"…But!"

"Now."

Bubba found himself fumbling for his keys and threw them at him. "Take them! Take them, but don't eat me!"

Skoodge looked at Bubba oddly for a second, but quickly made his way to the ship. By the time he was raised in the air, Bubba found his friend.

Urko had put a whole new meaning to, "You've scared the pants off me".