I do not own Shrek

I do not own Shrek. Or do I. . .? Hmmmmm nope. Anyways this is a fanfic where you send one of the Shrek characters a question. It can be anything, and then they'll answer it! Wooo! This story might have a plot, or it might not. But ya gotta love the plotless ones! So question away!

Shrek: "Wait! Questions? I didn't agree to this!!"

Bailei: "Yeah but we did!!"

Sara: "Yup! That's right Shrek!!"

Shrek: "Noooo!! How did you do that!? "

Bailie: "Oh it was easy! All we had to do was forage your signature and- "

Sara: "NOOO!!" She takes out a special gun and shoots Bailei with it.

Bailei: "Ow!! Hey no squirt guns! Shrek!!"

Shrek sighed

Shrek, Bailei, and Sarah starts to walk down the street, but then stop because they saw the dreaded Worstechire High School.

Shrek, Bailei, and Sara gulp at the same time

Bailei: "Hey! I have an idea!!"

She goes up to Shrek and hypnotizes him with a cookie. Shrek begins to drool

Bailei: "Oh Shrek!! You are getting sleepy- I mean! You are getting ummm. . . just act weird ok? "

Shrek: "mmm kay"

Shrek goes up to one of the teachers classroom doors and knocks on it.

Shrek: "ROOM SERVICE!! I'M THE MAID! I'M HERE TO CLEAN!!"

Shrek: "Hello? Room service! I'm here to clean your fucking room!"

Shrek begins to pound on the door with his fists, while Bailei and Sara giggle at his stupidity, then Sara grabs a camera and starts to record him.

Shrek: "Open this fucking door!! If you're gonna call maid service then open this fucking door you greedy little prick!!"

Merlin comes out, "What is going on!?"

Bailei: "Oh no!! I didn't know that there was someone in there!! Eeps!!

Sara, Shrek and Bailei run far away!

So yeah! I can't exactly think of anything to say right now, since there isn't any questions yet!! Lol So I'll just end it here for now. If I get enough questions then Shrek and the gang will answer them! So question away my kittens!! Just put them in a review mm kay? Well end of chapter one!

Shrek: "yes!! Ask us question!! Oh such questions you will ask!!"

Bailei: "Ohhh ask me questions!! Please oh please!! "

Sara: "You can ask any Shrek character any question you want! We don't care what it is!! Even if is perverted or random!! Or just plain stupid!!"