Disclaimer: I own nothing. Potter Puppet Pals was Neil Cicierega's idea. And we all know where HoND came from.
(the Latin wailings begin as a "Trouble at Notre Dame" sign pops up from behind a desk. It soon goes down. Within moments, a banner is lowered that says WELCOME TO NOTRE DAME on it. Second later, Clopin pops up)
Clopin: Oh, Notre Dame is great! This is the best place in the world!
(Phoebus pops up)
Phoebus: Yes, Notre Dame is so much fun!
(a beautiful gypsy girl pops up, making her first appearance)
Esmeralda: I like to dance! (starts doing the Cotton Eyed Joe)
Clopin: I love trickery!
Phoebus (leaning in close): I love you Clopin
Clopin: ……
(Archdeacon pops up)
Archdeacon: I got bad news, Gypsies
Clopin, Phoebus, and Esmeralda: Oh no! What is it?
Archdeacon: The Dark Monk Martin Luther is attacking Notre Dame!
Clopin, Phoebus and Esmeralda: GASP! What will we do?
Archdeacon: I dunno (walks off)
(Martin Luther, who started the Protestant Reformation and is a great enemy of the Catholic Church pops up)
Martin: MUAHAHAHAHA! Now Notre Dame is mine!
(Frollo pops up)
Frollo: I am Frollo, the Judge of Paris. I must stop him (takes out dagger) DIE YOU TRAITOR OF PARIS!! (pokes Martin)
Martin (chuckling): No, you die! (starts stabbing Frollo until a florescent green star appears on his chest)
A/N: This scene actually happens in the Potter Puppet Pals video. To find it, play the part where Snape gets killed in slo-mo and you see a green star on his chest. Click it and you can see this scene!
(Phoebus is skipping through a flowered meadow)
Phoebus: Follow the butterflies, follow the butterflies, WHEEEE!! La la la
Esmeralda (overlapping): Phoebicus Bashicus!
(Phoebus dies at the hands of crazy Phoebus bashers)
A/N: We now return you back to our program.
Esmeralda: Here he comes!
Phoebus (screaming): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Martin: It's time to die! For you!
Clopin: You can't do this!
Martin: Oh yes I can! Die--
Esmeralda and Clopin: WAIT!
Martin: What is it?
(the two gypsies stare at him and run away)
Martin: Hey! Blast.
(Phoebus makes wailing noises as he renters the stage. He stops when he realizes Martin is still there)
Phoebus (pushing Martin): BOTHER!! (runs away as Martin is fuming)
Esmeralda: What are we going to do?
Clopin: There's nothing we CAN do! We're finished
Phoebus (breathlessly): Wait a minute! (dramatic close-up to his face) I've got a plan!
SEVERAL MINUTES LATER...
Martin: Oh children, where are you?
Clopin (from behind a pillar): We're over here!
Martin: Well, here I come!
Phoebus: Wait! We're a little more to the right
Martin (correcting himself): Oh, here?
Clopin: Almost!
Esmeralda: That's right!
Martin: I don't see anyone here!
Phoebus: Ready? Ok SHOOT HIM!!
(despite the historical inaccuracy of it all, Martin Luther is gunned down as the trio chants DIE! DIE! DIE!)
Clopin, Phoebus and Esmeralda: YAY!!
Frollo: What's going on here?
Clopin: Frollo! You're alive!
Frollo: So it would seem.
Phoebus: We love you Frollo! (they give him a group hug)
Frollo: Hey what the--? Oh you Gypsies! I love you too, now please get off me.
Phoebus: NO!!
(Archdeacon appears nude once again)
Archdeacon: Alas! A cornucopia of love! (hugs everyone) Awwwwwwwwwwww. The End!
The End
A/N: Please don't feel offended about the Catholics vs. Protestant struggle. I thought it'd be funny to parody. Plus Frollo was already portraying Snape and I didn't want to make him a double villan. Please R&R!