Halo vs. Counter-Strike
Mule brought in his laptop today.
"We are going to watch a video called "Halo vs. Counter-Strike"," he declared.
"That sounds rubbish. Anyway, it's obvious that Counter-Strike is better," replied Joe.
"No way! Halo is miles better!" the angry Mule retorted.
But Sam thought that Metal Gear Solid was better than either of them.
The video started.
Master Chief went around, killing some terrorists.
"See? Master Chief will win!" exclaimed Mule.
"No way, dude! There are loads more terrorists!" Joe responded.
And only Sam saw the cardboard box.
Master Chief went up close and personal with a terrorist.
"The Chief has ultimate fighting ability!" Mule cried.
"Yeah, but that terrorist has a knife!" shouted Joe.
The pair started scuffling, and Joe punched Mule in the neck.
And only Sam saw the shady figure in the background.
Master Chief and the terrorist leader were at a stalemate.
"Baster Chief has an inbisible shei'd!" said Mule, nursing a bloody nose.
"But the chief terrorist has armour-piercing rounds!" wheezed Joe, with Mule sitting on top of him.
But only Sam could have forseen the hidden sniper who picked them both off.
Master Chief was dead.
All the terrorists were dead.
Solid Snake had killed them.
And Sam was loving it.