Kirby's Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!, a kirby fanfic

Kirby's Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!

Kirby © Nintendo

Ultimate Showdown © Lemon Demon

Idea © Me

Old Dark Matter was floating around

The Fountain of Dreams like a big playground

When Meta Knight came, and he clenched his jaw

And slashed Dark Matter with Galaxia

Dark Matter got pissed and began to bring it

But didn't expect to be blocked by the King! It

Was then that he opened up a can of Penguin Fu

When suddenly Kracko came out of the blue

Shot a lightning bolt at King Dedede

Then they both got flattened by the Halberd, see

But before Meta Knight could escape from his doom

Out of the darkness came Escargoon

Who took an AK-47 out from inside his shell

Shot MK in the face and blew him straight to hell

Then he ran out of bullets and he crawled away

Because Rick, Coo and Kine came to save the day!

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see!

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be?

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!

Dark Matter effed up Rick and Coo and Kine

Before it got its ass kicked by Adeleine

Then Dedede came back, he was ready to attack

But Gooey jumped out and landed on his back

And Meta Knight was injured and trying to get steady

When Escargoon came back with a machete

But got plowed into the ground, yeah he got crushed

When Adeleine took him out with her paintbrush

Then she saw Dark Matter sneaking up from behind

And she reached for her paint which she just couldn't find

Cause Meta Knight stole it but he came unstrung

When Gooey started fighting him with his tongue

Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault

While Escargoon tried to pole vault

Onto Rick and Coo and Kine, but it really kinda hurt

When they both got beat by a Bronto Burt!

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see!

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be?

This is the Ultimate Showdown. . . .

Angels sang out

In voices of glee

Down from his Warp Star

Descended Kirby

Who delivered a kick

With the force of a mine

Into the face

Of poor Adeleine

Who fell over on the ground

Failing her task

While Meta Knight

Took off his mask

But his plan didn't work

And he paid the toll

As Kirby sucked him up

And swallowed him whole

Then Sword Knight and Blade Knight and Tiff and Tuff

And Whispy Woods, Dynablade, Nelly and Nruff

Tokkori the canary, Ribbon the fairy,

0, 02, Dark Mind and Nightmare-y

Lalala, Lololo, Sirica and Knuckle Joe

Nago, Gordo, the whole entire Squeak Squad,

Marx the jester, Drawcia the witch

Kabu, Waddle Doo, Chuchu and Pitch

All came out of nowhere lightning fast

And kicked Kirby right in his puffy pink ass

It was the bloodiest battle that Dreamland ever saw

With the Cappies looking on in total awe

The battle raged on for a century,

Many lives were claimed, but eventually

The champion stood, the last one to fall:

Waddle Dee with a blood-stained parasol!

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!

Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see!

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be?

This is the Ultimate Showdown. . .

Of Ultimate Destiny!