I don't own Invader Zim or Men in Black. It does as simple at that and all you out there know it.

Dib was walking down the street preparing to spy on Zim. This is the day I am going to expose Zim for the alien menace he is! I am prepared and this is going to solve everything once and for all. He put his hand is his pocket jingling some change. He walked up to a newsstand to buy a magazine. He picked up the latest copy of Weekly World News and walked over to the counter to pay for it.

"2.75" The newsstand owner said as he rung up the magazine without interest and not looking up from his copy of Cosmo magazine.

"Here you go sir." Dib said as he pulled the money out of his trench coat pocket and placing it on the counter.

The owner looked up over his magazine, "Yeah kid. That's some expensive bird cage liner though. The bird's poop is worth more than the poop in there."

"Yeah whatever." Dib sighed as he walked away. A cold breeze blew that reminded Dib of the cold hard truth that it was winter. The end of a year always gets people to panic. Every year suddenly is the end of the world. Dib folded up the tabloid and walked towards Zim's house. He put it in his pocket and started to pull out some of his surveillance equipment. Dib then noticed a bush near Zim's house that would be perfect to spy from. He put on the infrared goggles and hooked up the sonic listening equipment. He dug in his pocket for his notebook and got ready to take down notes on Zim's current evil plans.

"Now Zim I will catch you for the alien menace you are!" Dib whispered as he put the headphones on.

(Back at the newsstand)

Meanwhile Agent J and Agent K were looking at and buying the tabloids most people turned away. These were their sources. They were filled with news that only organizations like the Men in Black would find useful. The clerk looked at them and then their purchases. Geeesh the nut jobs seem to be out in numbers today. "Big shot guys like you reading stuff like this? Why?"

"It's none of your concern." Agent J said as he and Agent K walked off.

"You know something; I think you two would get along with that big headed Dib kid that comes round here to buy those. He's a nutcase I swear, he calls that one green kid and alien. That Zim kid has a skin condition. I'd believe him first before that Dib kid."

"We'll be sure to check that out." Agent K said as he pushed a button and their car drove up. Note to self: find that kid. He may be the rumored kid that is well known for his alien claims. There was suspicious alien activity in this section of New York. Irken activity was on the rise and rumors were that they were on Earth. Now Irkens were never a real threat to most of the aliens living on Earth but it was only when they sent an Invader did things get to be something to worry about. Most of the refugees that came into Earth were from Invaded planets in the past few months. Zim was violating several treaties the Men in Black had set up and needed to be stopped. They drove down the street to Zim's house to try and bring him in for questioning.

(Zim's base)

Zim was down in his base developing his next evil plan to destroy the human race. He had packed a tank filled with dookie into his Voot Cruiser and headed off to a nearby farm. This time this plan was going to work and he would destroy the human race. Tainting the human's meat supply with filth would surly cripple them to the point of defeat. With the dookie in the Voot Cruiser he went over to GIR.

"Now GIR I need you to listen very very very very very carefully to my plan. This plan will work this time if you listen to me. I am going to try and pump the cows full of human sewage again. Once that is done they will be ripe for conquest." Zim said to GIR.

"Yeay!" GIR yelled.

"You are going to behave right?"Zim asked.

"I gotta eat that fish." GIR said.

"What fish?" Zim asked. "Anyway we are going to do this now."

"Sir! You do realize how many interplanetary treaties you are violating. You are trying to conquer Earth which is a refugee planet and where the Gray's failed experiments were dumped. You do know that right?" Zim's computer said.

"According to the Planet Jackers this was fair game! I wouldn't think this is a refugee planet like you claim. I don't pay you to contradict me." Zim yelled.

"But do you know what happened to them right? They got into major trouble with the Men in Black." Zim's computer said.

"Who is this Men in Black you speak of?" Zim yelled into the sky.

"The Men in Black is an organization set on keeping a balance between the Earth and extraterrestrial life. Earth is established as a refugee planet for some and those ones don't have Dib breathing down their necks, those refugees, claiming their aliens. I have heard a few tips that one of the refugees from the Jaundicens right at Skool." Zim's computer said.

"I thought all the Jaundicens were all killed off in the Great Pique Wars." Zim said.

"Well they all would have if not for the one I just told you about." Zim's computer said.

Dib's eye widened in the bushes he was in at the mention of this organization called the Men in Black and another alien at school as well. He picked up his notepad and wrote down what he had heard. "There is another alien at school who is a Jaundicen. Also look for mention of this group called the Men in Black or the MIB." He sighed as he put the listening equipment back on to try and hear some more of Zim's plan. Once he heard Zim get ready to take off he quickly packed away his sonic listening equipment back into the case. Zim's Voot Cruiser flew overhead as Dib started to run up to catch it. He ran as fast as he ever did in his life and dove after Zim.

"Oh no you don't!" Dib yelled as he jumped up and followed Zim's Voot Cruiser out of the neighborhood. He put all the energy he had into his legs and jumped up onto Zim's ship. "Whoa! I got him! This feels great!" He yelled as he felt the wind in his hair.

"The Irken took off!" Agent J yelled as he turned around and got into the car with K and drove after the Voot Cruiser. They sped around the corner while Dib climbed up higher on Zim's ship.

"Hi Dib!" GIR yelled waving.

"The Dib?" Zim said startled. "This will shake him."

Zim flew the ship erratically around trying to shake Dib but he just hung on. Zim was sure that he had shaken him but one look up proved wrong. Dib had a smirk on his face and kept hanging on to the Voot Cruiser. "Nothing will stop him! Nothing! And so you know Dib nothing will stop me either!"

"Oh yeah? Well Zim nothing will stop me either! Nothing!" Dib tried to pry his way into the ship while Zim flew under a bridge. "I'll get you Zim if it's the last thing I do!"

Agent K and J were following them along watching the action. "This kid has something to him. It's one thing to catch a Voot Runner in action but to stay on it is another." J said looking at them.

"Maybe he could be a perfect agent." K said as they swerved to dodge a car.

"Get off! You smell like human!" Zim yelled again.

"Never! I won't stop until I-"Dib yelled as the ship flew closer and closer to the bridge. GIR was excited and looked around at it all with joy.

He peeked up and smiled at Dib. "Bye bye Dib!" GIR smiled and waved as Dib got closer to the bridge.

"'Bye bye Dib'? Huh?" Dib asked as Zim flew under the bridge and Dib smacked against it falling off to the road below. He landed flat on his back. "Oh God that hurt." He said as he rubbed his back in pain.

"Kid are you okay?" Agent K said as he got of the car. "That was quite a fight you got into with that Irken Voot Cruiser. Not everyone can do that. That was a nasty fall you had too." He said as he helped Dib up.

"Yeah. How did you know that? Nobody believes me and I thought I was the only one that knew that Zim was an alien." Dib asked suspiciously.

"Trust me you are more right than you know. But you now will not know. Sorry." Agent J said as he pulled out a neutralizer. Dib gulped at the sight and could guess what was going to happen next.

"Wait! I know a lot! I can help you! Besides I have lots of notes and I am resistant to mind wipers. My father already tried that." Dib pleaded to them.

"What do you mean?" Agent K asked as he took off his sunglasses. "Most people aren't resistant to those things."

"My dad Professor Membrane tried doing that to get me off the paranormal so I would become a real scientist like him and not a paranormal investigator." He said as his wallet fell out of his pocket at Agent J's feet.

"Is this your wallet son?" Agent K asked looking at it.

"Yeah what of it?" Dib asked.

"I know this insignia; it's the Swollen Eyeball's. They are a good organization kid. Some of our agents are former members from there."Agent K said as he pulled out a card. "We expect to see you here tomorrow."

"Why?" Dib asked as he looked at the card.

"Why? Because you are one of the ones we want." Agent J said.

"Okay. Just who are you?" Dib asked as he reread the card.

"We are the best kept secret in the universe. Our mission is to monitor extraterrestrial activity on Earth. We are your best last and only line of defense. We work in secret. We exist in shadow." Agent K recited as he walked off.

"And we dress in black." Agent J added as a final note.

"This day is just getting weirder and weirder." Dib said as he walked off.