Well, I think this may be from lack of writing lately...or lack of sleep...or too much sugar...

Disclaimer: I own no turtles! Sad, isn't it?

Raphael stared passionately at the beautiful form of the woman next to him. This was-

Donatello shuddered. It was beyond him why anyone would want to write a fan fiction of his brother being laid. In fact, it was beyond him why anyone would actually read it. He knew he really would not want to.

He scanned more titles of fan fictions, finally deciding to read one entitled, What Truly Hurts the Most. The story was written in Leonardo's point of view and was so depressing that it was beginning to become unbearable.

"Karai." Leo's voice came out in the smoothest whispers. "How could you do this to my family? To me? To yourself? I thought you loved me." A crystal blue tear leaked out of his eyes and rolled down his face.

"Leonardo, you know I would never wish to harm you, but I must do as my own honor leads me to do. You of all should understand this!" Karai couldn't look Leo in the eye for he spoke the complete truth, but the fact still remained and couldn't be hidden-she was in love with Hun!

Don easily scrolled down the listings of stories and clicked on another one, The End.

"Leo, how could you do this?" Raph screamed at his older brother. His eyes seemed to glow behind his fiery red mask. "Mikey's afraid of you now. 'You know that? Master Splinter is dead because of you, oh fearless one. And you cut Don's eyes right out and sliced his right hand off!"

Don had to stop reading there. He gingerly rubbed his right hand. That would not happen in a million years! Don, against his better judgment, looked again for another promising title. How about What You Didn't Know? It didn't sound too bad.

Donatello gazed at his younger brother and popped an orange M&M into his mouth. He never saw anything more delicious in his life. His three-fingered hand gently but passionately caressed his younger brother's-

Don almost vomited in his mouth. Gross…gross…gross…

…Vulgar…

…Nasty...

…Grotesque…

(A half hour later)

"Hey Don," Mikey yelled as he ran into Don's lab. He raised an eye ridge. "Dude, what happened to you?"

Don was rocking back and forth in a fetal position in the remote corner of his lab. Mikey shrugged. "So bro…" Mikey said as he tossed a small bag of M&M's back and forth. "…how much do you love me?"

Don with ever so wide eyes stood up with his eyes still looking at his baby brother. His left eyelid twitched. "I…can…assure you…" Don said as he slowly inched along the wall. "...it's probably…" Then he broke out into a sprint and yelled over his shoulder, "NOT THAT MUCH!"

Mikey tilted his head and scratched his chin, thoughtfully "I guess he didn't want any of the cookies I baked him for fixing my PS2…Oh lookie here! What You Didn't Know… this sounds like a good one!

With chocolate stained fingers and an equally stained vir-

"Ew! Oh shell, that's just nasty! Leo! Don's reading porn!"

...

Karai turned from Leo. "Farewell, Leonardo. I must now find my dearest Hun. He is who I love, not you. He is charming and strong, but passionate and gentle. When he sings, he sounds more beautiful then a choir of angels!"

"Wait, Karai! How many Huns do you know? Are we thinking of the same guy? I'm passionate! KARAI, COME BACK! My voice isn't too bad either!"