Title: It Takes One To Know One

Disclaimer: If I didn't own it then, would my broke ass be able ta own it now? NO!

Setting: Dunno, don't care.

Summary: "One little, two little, three little fairies." "Cid, I do not think-" "Four little, five little, six little fairies." "Chief, you should not-" "Seven little, eight little-" "Do you have problems with gays?" "...What?!" -Cid and Vincent have a conversation that goes awry.

Warnings: Oh, where ta begin, where ta begin. Let's ust say anythin' can happen...who knows? Rated fer later, though!

Note: This is fer all those who voted fer Cid x Vincent in my poll! ...An' this's the fic that resulted from it!

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Cid grinned at the gunner before licking his lips. "Makin' sure you can't leave," the blonde said in a deep, Southern drawl, making a shiver run down the gunman's back.

"Wh-why?" Vincent stuttered, his face still a bright red.

"Why not?" the blonde pilot replied, smirking at the man, his lips hovering just above the other man's. As the pale man opened his mouth to respond, the pilot crashed his lips down, pressing him into a passionate kiss. the gunner's eyes widened as he felt the pilot's hot, wet tongue slip into his mouth while his hands ran down the brunette's torso, stopping to hold onto his slim hips.

Vincent moaned into the kiss as he wrapped his arms around the blonde, pressing into the muscular body above his own. Cid broke off the kiss, smiling heatedly at the gunner. He began to press soft kisses along the brunette's neckline, pulling the collar down so it would not interfere. "Hey Vin..." the pilot nearly moaned against the pale skin.

"...Y-yes...?" Vincent murmured, his voice sounding breathless.

"Looks like we can't have our date in Kalm..."

"...Th-that is why..." he paused to groan when the hot tongue trailed up to his ear, teasing the flesh, "...why you were upset?"

"Yeah, but I came up with a new idea!"

"It is...?"

"We're gonna date durin' the festival in Wutai! An' then ya won't have ta worry 'bout Yuffie askin' ya out fer it, neither!"

"...All right."

"Ya don't seem that happy Vin."

"...It is Wutai...homeland of Yuffie..."

"True!"

Vincent chuckled before pressing a soft kiss against the blonde's cheek. "Though I would love to be your date." Cid smiles widely before deeply kissing the gunner, the both of them groaning happily as they clutched at the fabric that covered the other. "Ngh...Cid...we should...ugh...get to bed..." he moaned out as the pilot began to grind their hips together, making the couple flustered.

"Right now?" Cid whined, pouting playfully.

"...It...it would be best..."

"'S not fair, though!"

"...I know, but-"

"C'mon, Vin," Cid nearly purred, running his fingers through the silky black hair. "Stay up with me!"

"Cid, you are going to be flying early tomorrow morning..."

"I know."

"Then you know that you need your rest," Vincent nearly moaned out, becoming distracted once the pilot began to press soft kisses along his neck.

"I'll get it, promise!" Cid murmured, teasing the gunner with his lips.

"...I...guess that I can stay up with you, though..."

Cid smirked as he turned on his side, pulling the gunman close to him; snuggling against the thinner man. Vincent smiled softly at the blonde, looking into his eyes as they lied there, facing one another. The brunette nuzzled against the pilot's chest, listening to his heartbeat, slowly falling asleep while calloused fingers slipped through his hair. The blonde fell asleep just minutes later, a wide smile on his face as he did so.

Hours later, Cid snapped awake to something cold being pressed to the middle forehead. Looking up, he could see Yuffie standing over him, holding an ice cube to his face. Growling, he narrowed his eyes at the ninja, who grinned greatly at him as she hovered above him.

"Shh!" she hushed before removing the ice. "Vinnie's still sleeping!"

"The fuck do ya want?!" Cid hissed deeply, his eyes flickering over to the pleasantly sleeping brunette.

"Cloud says it's time to get up."

"Then we have to wake Vin up, so why be quiet?"

"'Cause he's sleepin' peacefully!"

"So was I!"

"Yeah right! You were sleepin' like a brick! An old, drooling, snoring brick!"

"Go get the others up, ya fuckin' brat! I'll wake Vin."

"Uh-uh! I ain't leaving you alone with my date!"

"You're date?!" Cid asked, snickering. "You're date ta what, a meetin' of kleptos-anonymous?!"

"No! To the festival!" Yuffie said proudly, smiling. "Vinnie can never say 'no' to me!"

"Yeah, he jus' can't say 'yes' neither," the blonde muttered, making the bed vibrate slightly with his silent laughter. At the vibrations, a soft groan came from Vincent, who snuggled even closer into Cid's body.

"Aww! Vinnie's a snuggle-bug!"

"A what?!"

"A snuggle-bug! Sheesh, losin' your hearing already, old man?"

"The fuck do ya mean by 'snuggle-bug'?! An' I hear jus' fine!"

"Yeah right! You're gettin' old! And I meant that Vinnie likes to cuddle...just don't see why he chose you for the night..."

"Hey! Ever consider that he likes me?!"

"Ha! Yeah, and Sephiroth's having a sleepover with Cloud and Rufus!"

"Why you little-" Cid paused once Vincent shifted in his sleep, the fingers on his left hand sliding under the hem of his pants, making the blonde freeze and blush darkly, hoping that the Wutian girl would not notice the action. A soft mewl came from the gunner as he curled around the pilot even more, his left thigh sliding over the man's crotch, making him blush even more. He looked over at Yuffie, not missing her growing smirk. "Not. A. Word." he hissed out, glaring darkly. She smirked even more, pissing him off.

"Aww, is Vinnie turning you on?" she teased making Cid's face darken even more.

"Shut it!"

"Want me to pull his hand out of your pants?"

"No!"

"Ah ha! You want him! Admit it!"

End

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