A/N:

Okay, I'm back and wrinting again! However, I can only write on weekends because I have school, and I have stupid High School Entrance Exams in November(I plan on going to another private school, so it's a lot harder). Anyway, I'm back from my vacation, and I have a new Naruto story to write, too, if you want to check that out.

Kane: OI! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!

Kara: You left us in the principal's office for months! You're late!

Seamus:...Hn.

Alright, Alright, my bad. Got too lazy. Anyway, here's the new chapter! Shrek belongs to Dreamworks. And get ready for some ninja-Naruto-esque stuff in the next couple of chapters, so Naruto belongs to Mashashi Kishimoto, if that counts.

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"Wh-What?"

Kara gasped, her eyes wide. Seamus just scowled. Kane...he was yelling out a chain of curses, some of which I was not familiar with. "Wh-What the hell..." I said, thinking out loud.

"Exactly," Seamus replied, still scowling.

"I can see Grandma and Uncle being kidnapped, no offense to them, but Mom and Dad?! I mean, WHAT THE HELL?!" Kane yelled, pacing around the room. Apparently, we forgot we were still in a principal's office(Although he didn't get mad about that string of curses from earlier...). Just then, the school bell rang.

"You guys can go home by yourself, right?" the principal asked.

"We take a school bus..." Seamus said quite darkly.

So, we walked out of the school, into a school bus, and back to the swamp.

"What the hell are we gonna do now, guys?" Kane asked loudly as we exited the bus. I pulled out a Naruto manga out of my knapsack for some comfort, and then...I had an idea when I looked at I picture of Naruto using Rasengan.

"Holy, sh&t, I have an idea." I said. As I said that, I imagined a lightbulb appearing over my head, since it was a cartoon world.

"What is it?!" Everyone, including the Dronkeys and Toby, turned towards me.

"We shall become ninja! Shinobi like in the Naruto series!" I replied. If I had said that in the real world, I would get laughed at, or taken to a mental institution. However, I was not in my world, I was in Shrek's 

world. And so, everyone thought my idea was genius. Except, they didn't have a clue as to who Naruto was, not to mention the rest of the cast of characters.

"The ninja thing sounds like a good idea, but...what's Naruto?" Toby asked. In my head, I was screaming, Oh my God! You DON'T know what Naruto is?! What the hell's wrong with you?! But, in order to avoid an argument, I kept my cool, even though I imagined myself in anime form, yelling at them.

"Alright, read this. The first volume of the Naruto series. You would read it like an ordinary comic, but from right to left." I said, scratching the back of my head. They all read it for about an hour, mumbling the words from time to time, until finally, they finished it and closed the book.

"Wow...so we get to do all that stuff, chakra manipulation and everything?" Kara asked, her face puzzled.

"Daaaamn..." Kane groaned. He never was a fan of hard work, as Seamus later told me.

"Alright, we start tomorrow! Get some rest, everyone!" I said, smiling. Although, I couldn't see why nobody else was excited.

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A/N: Ehehe, I couldn't resist putting ninja stuff in there. I am now a Naruto addict. -sweatdrops- Anyway, for all you Naruto fans, look for character parallels in this chapter, and coment on them in the reviews! Next chapter coming to you soon!