Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Naruto characters. All characters are (c) to Masashi Kishimoto, un. Enjoy. :)
10 things the Naruto characters would never say
1. Sasuke: Yeah me and Naruto are BFF's, BELIEVE IT!
2. Sakura: Sorry Sasuke, I'm dating Naruto.
3. Shino: Now where did I put my bug spray?
4. Kiba: I hate dogs! Cats are better.
5. Hinata: Come one, lets go ride the Superman at Six Flags!
6. Neji: NOBODY MOVE, I JUST DROPPED MY CONTACTS!
7. Orochimaru: I'm Micheal Jackson's alter ego.
8. Deidara: Why yes I DID have a sex change when I was 14! (is that legal?)
9. Tsunade: These are not real.
10. Itachi: Yeah me and Sasuke are tight.
A/N Special thanks to my friend who came up with the idea. Hope you enjoyed it or want me to fix anything.