Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Naruto characters. All characters are (c) to Masashi Kishimoto, un. Enjoy. :)

10 things the Naruto characters would never say

1. Sasuke: Yeah me and Naruto are BFF's, BELIEVE IT!

2. Sakura: Sorry Sasuke, I'm dating Naruto.

3. Shino: Now where did I put my bug spray?

4. Kiba: I hate dogs! Cats are better.

5. Hinata: Come one, lets go ride the Superman at Six Flags!

6. Neji: NOBODY MOVE, I JUST DROPPED MY CONTACTS!

7. Orochimaru: I'm Micheal Jackson's alter ego.

8. Deidara: Why yes I DID have a sex change when I was 14! (is that legal?)

9. Tsunade: These are not real.

10. Itachi: Yeah me and Sasuke are tight.

A/N Special thanks to my friend who came up with the idea. Hope you enjoyed it or want me to fix anything.