A/N: Sorry it took me so long to update this story. I've been busy over the last few months and I've had barely any free time. So enjoy the update!!
Chapter 5
Vegeta: (is a sobbing mess) Please make it stop!!
Dbz rox: Fine! (Presses stop on the DVD player).
Vegeta: Thank God!
Goku: So, when are we going to answer some questions?
Dbz rox: Right now. Hey, everybody! We have some questions to answer!
(Every body flies over)
Dbz rox: (Looks around) Where are Frieza and Zarbon?
Vegeta: They went off somewhere. I don't know where they went.
Dbz rox: Well, we need to go find them so they can answer some of our reviewers' questions!
Broly: No problem. Zarbon's power level is unusually high and active right now so we won't have a problem finding them.
Goku: Well, what are we waiting for? Lets go get them!
Dbz rox: Right! (Everybody flies off).
Bardock: (after searching for hours) Hey! I think I found Zarbon's power level. Over here!
Dbz rox: It's about time! (Flies over to where Bardock is).
Goku: (looks at the bush in front of him) why are we at a bush?
Dbz rox: (throws her hands up in the air) how the heck am I suppose to know! Bardock's the one who sensed it!
Bardock: (scratches chin) well, this is where I sensed Zarbon's and now I can feel Frieza's power level.
Broly: but why are they behind a bush?
Dbz rox: (growls deep in her throat) I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M GOING TO FIND OUT! THEY'VE WASTED ENOUGH OF MY TIME ALREADY! (Forms ki blast and destroys the bush).
Goku: *Whispers to Broly* I think she's Vegeta's twin.
Broly: *Nods*
(The smoke clears and a naked Zarbon and Frieza greet them).
Dbz rox: (has a look of horror and disgust written on her face)
Goku: Hey, guys! Whatssup? We've been looking all over for you. Umm, why are y'all behind a bush, naked, and on top of each other?
Broly: (slaps face) just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber. They're having sex you moron!
Goku: Ohhh, ok! Carry on, then! ^_^
Dbz rox: (has a look of pure murder on her face) if you don't want me to put you though the same torture I put Vegeta though then I suggest you GET OFF THE BLASTED GROUND AND COME AND ANSWER SOME OF OUR REVIEWERS' QUESTIONS!!
Broly: I think I just lost my hearing.
Goku: Man, she sounds a lot like Chi-chi when she's mad. Ha, she could even be Chi-chi's sister!
Dbz rox: (has the look of death on her face). What. Did. You. Say?
Goku: (craps himself) N-nothing.
Dbz rox: (smiles) good.
Frieza: I guess we have to continue this later.
Zarbon: I don't wanna!
Dbz rox: If you girls are finished now I would like to answer some of these questions and update this story before a mobbing crowd comes after us!
Zarbon: I am not a girl!
Vegeta: Could've fooled me.
Dbz rox: Ok now, lets answer some questions! Here's our first one!
GokuAngelGirl: Bardock: Is it true that the red headband that you wear on your head is actually a bloody wristband from one of your dead comrades?
Bardock: Yes it is true. I wear it with pride.
Vegeta: Do you approve of Bra and Goten getting married?
Vegeta: Absolutely not! I forbid my daughter to marry a low-class sayian!
Goku: I approve!
Vegeta: NO ONE'S ASKING YOU!
Goku: (has a sad look on his face).
Dbz rox: umm ok, next question!
Barryc10: Frieza: you are a transexual. End of story. Goodbye, the end. Anyways, did you destroy the sayian home planet because you feared them, or did you have a childhood grudge against them?
Frieza: I destroyed that monkey planet because I feared them. AND I'M NOT A TRANSEXUAL!
Vegeta: And you had a good reason to fear us! We're the most powerful beings in the universe!
Frieza: Whatever you stupid monkey!
Cell: you know, if you adsorbed Vegeta, you would have been unbeatable. So why did you only adsorb the androids?
Cell: Because I was programmed to.
Goku: You are able to go all the way to SS3. So, scare the calories out of Frieza and Cell by doing so.
Goku: Ok! (Turns SS3).
Frieza and Cell: (Mouths open with horror on their faces).
Goku: Haha! I couldn't even believe it myself the first time I did it.
Cell: His power is unreal.
Frieza: S-stupid monkey!
Bardock: Very noble of you to take on Frieza by yourself. But if it were me, I'd have escaped. They didn't deserve such nobility from you. Why'd you do it?
Bardock: I wanted to defend my people at all costs. I knew I probably wouldn't win, but I had to try.
Frieza: And you failed miserably!
Bardock: And you died at the hands of a monkey whose power level at birth was 1!
Frieza: (shuts up and glares.)
Broly: While Goku had cried all the time, it was King Vegeta who ordered your murder. What do you think about that?
Broly: I wanted to kill him and I felt betrayed a little.
Dbz rox: Aw King Vegeta was sure a jerk. Ok next question!
DBZROCKS10: Vegeta: When your father, King Vegeta, died, while you're still called the "Prince of all Saiyans?" Shouldn't you be now called the "King of all Saiyans?" By the way, do you know you have an older brother named to be Kaddish?
Vegeta: Yeah I guess I should be called the "King of all Saiyans!" Wait, I have a brother? And his name is KADDISH???? I DO NOT HAVE A BROTHER YOU LIAR! (Kills DBZROCKS10)
Dbz rox: Ok…. (Sweat drop).
Broly: (Gives something to him) I found this while walking in the streets. It seems this is your pendant with your mother on it. I decided to give it back to you since this is rightfully yours.
Broly: Oh thanks! (Takes the pendant.)
Dbz rox: Wow nice pendant!
Broly: Thanks. I've been looking for it for awhile.
Bardock: Great! So your wife looks like Goku and Raditz combined? Bet she is really pretty. So um...what is my first lesson of training?
Bardock: Your first lesson is to learn how to fly. That is what every warrior must know. First you must channel your ki and push it underneath you, then that's when you are lifted off of the ground.
Goku: You are so cute! I'll invite you to dinner! Agree?
Goku: YAY! Food!!
Vegeta: You're such an idiot. All you think about is food.
Goku: You're just jealous because you don't get any!
Vegeta: Shut up!!
Dbz rox: It's true Vegeta.
Vegeta: I said SHUT UP!!
Dbz rox: Want me to torture you again? No? Then shut up so we can answer our review's questions!
Vegeta: Humph.
Raditz: Do you really hate Kakarot? Or are you just doing your part as an older brother, but you really cared about him in the beginning?
Raditz: I never cared about that weakling sayian! He's a disgrace.
Vegeta: You're an even bigger one for losing to his infant son!
Raditz: (Gives Vegeta the birdie).
Vegeta: Why you little-.
Dbz rox: Hey, no name calling when answering questions!
Vegeta: But he started it!
Dbz rox: (Says in baby voice) Vegeta, would you like to sit in the kiddie corner?
Vegeta: (Looks at Dbz rox like she's on crack). What are you on?
Dbz rox: I'm on nothing but you're going to be on Snake Way if you don't shut up!
Dbz rox: Ok, next question! (Smiles happily).
Vegeta: (Thinks to self) yep she is definitely on something.
Kid Goku 13: Hi! Alright, I have a question for Fasha this time. Fasha: Are you jealous that Bardock is taken? And also...do you like Tora? Just wondering.*high fives Fasha* Saiyan chicks rock.
Fasha: I'm not really into Bardock so I don't really care. Yes, I do like Tora. She's awesome.
Xenonwing: Vegeta: Hey, 'Numb' is my favorite song! SO STOP FOOLING AROUND AND LISTEN TO IT, YOU WEAKLING PRINCE! Or do you want to be blasted by a Final Kamehameha? (Prepares a Final Kamehameha)
Vegeta: (dies and is brought back to life). I HARE THAT PERSON AND I ESPECIALLY HATE THAT SONG!!
Dbz rox: (Whacks Vegeta with mallet) No dissing the greatest band ever.
Vegeta: More like the gayest band ever. The lead singer sounds like an emo on crack, whining about his life all the time.
Dbz rox: THAT'S IT! NO ONE DISSES CHESTER AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!!! (Creates a spirit bomb and throws it at Vegeta).
Vegeta: (Dies but is brought back to life and tied to a chair).
Dbz rox: (Smiles evilly) this will put you in your place. (Puts a CD in and presses play).
Vegeta: NOOOO!!! Not them! It's worse then Linkin Park! It's Dead by Sunrise!!
Dbz rox: (Smiles gleefully as Fire plays).
No need to hear your voice,
Or see you're face,
To know that you're with me.
Vegeta: (sobbing) ok, I won't make fun of what's his face anymore! Just stop!!
Dbz rox: (completely ignoring Vegeta) next question please!
Broly: You really suck, you know that? (Blasts away with a 'Rasengan' from Naruto)
Broly: (dies but is brought back to life) Grrr!! I'm gonna murder that person!
Raditz: Good! You resolved your evil ways!! Now, do the world a favor and shave off your hair.
Raditz: WHAT??? Shave my gorgeous hair off? Never!
Dbz rox: Gorgeous? Looks like a porcupine nested in there.
Raditz: Shut up!!!
Frieza: (Blasts with a 'Ten-thousand(10)x Final Rasengan-Masenko-Chidori-Kamehameha!!') HEY, WOMAN-VOICE! IF YOU EVER TRY TO INSULT A SAIYAN AGAIN, I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THAT YOU DIE, GET RIVIVED, DIE AGAIN, REVIVE AGAIN, AND DIE AGAIN, ALL THE TIMES A VERY PAINFUL DEATH!!
Frieza: AHHHH!!! (dies but is brought back). I'M GONNA KILL YOU!! (kills xenonwing).
Cell: You seriously need a girlfriend. Try Frieza's sister. Though I'm still not convinced that Frieza himself is a male?
Cell: I don't want a girlfriend and Frieza is too ugly for me.
Frieza: FOR THE LAST TIME I AM A MAN!!!
Dbz rox: No one cares.
Frieza: Do you want to die?
Dbz rox: Do you want to go have a timeout session with Vegeta?
Frieza: (Shuts up).
Goku: (Gives a million tons of meat) you're not so bad, so know that you're one of my favs. Keep up the saving universe work!! And please, stay in the orange gi.
Goku: Thanks man! (Eats meat) and don't worry, I'll keep saving the world and someday switch back to my orange gi!
Bardock: You are so much my favorite!! Question: Is Fasha your wife? P.S.: Raditz' power level was 1200, not 10.
Bardock: No she is not my wife.
Dbz rox: By the way, thanks for the info!
Gogeta: You seriously need anger management. By the way, what's up with the red hair color (SS4)? They don't look good on you. Gold would've been better.
Gogeta: I happen to like red. Makes me look cooler.
Dbz rox: I thought it looks pretty cool too.
Vegetto: In my timeline, I was stronger than Gogeta. But who's stronger in yours?
Vegetto: I am.
Gogeta: Oh yeah. Wanna see about that?
Vegetto: Bring it on!
Dbz rox: Ok guys, stop it! I don't want a blood battle.
Gogeta and Vegetto: Fine!
Dbz rox: And now a question from Sayian Princess1992, formerly called Brolylover!
Hi dbz rox! ^_^ Great chappy.
Broly: Hi sweetie!*kisses on the cheek*
Vegeta: Your a disgrace to the saiyan race. *** slaps Vegeta*
Vegeta: Grrr! (Tries to get free but is held tightly by the sayian proof ropes). Darn it!
Goku: Just to let u know, I WAS a fan of yours UNTIL u killed my Brolycums on Movie 8. So now I hate you! *eyes turn yellow.* You will die! *gets out light saber and kills Goku* Anybody bring the bastard back, and I'll use this! *gets out mallot*
Dbz rox: (sweat drop) ok, that was…interesting.
Broly: (wraps his arms around sayianprincess1992).
sayianprincess1992: Come on. Lets have some fun. If u know what I mean.*winks*
Broly: yeah! (Starts making out.)
Dbz rox: (has a disgusted look on her face) please don't.
sakura45ino4: Goku: Did you bang Bulma in the shower and why did you strip Bulma as a kid also why did you marry chichi instead of Bulma?
Goku: (Comes back to life) no I did not bang Bulma in the shower. If I did, I would've been dead a long time ago.
Vegeta: Damn straight.
Goku: The reason I striped Bulma as a kid is because I wanted to see if she was male or female and I married Chi-chi because her cooking is good!
Vegeta: I should've known.
Bardock: What is your wife's name?
Bardock: It's been so long since I saw her that I forgot.
Fausha: Broly: YOU ROCK!!
Broly: Wow thanks.
Vegeta: In my alternate universe you are a total **.
Vegeta: WHAT??? Stupid earthling.
Bardock: HI!! YOU ARE THE BOMB!!
Bardock: Thanks.
Frieza: (Stares at him) You killed the sayian race including my mother and father. DIE!! (uses her ultimate move Hydra blast killing him instantly) That was for my family.
Frieza: AHHH!!! Y DOES EVERYONE KILL ME??? (Dies)
Goku: You are funny!!
Goku: Geez thanks!!
narutofan96sasuke: Vegeta: why did you leave when trunks was born?
Vegeta: I left because they were a distraction and I needed to reach my goal of becoming the legendary super sayian. Ok dbz rox how do you make such good stories?
Dbz rox: I really don't know. I just like to write a lot.
Ok this is for Goku how was Goten born if you died?
Goku: We had sex right before the Cell Games. Really good too!
Vegeta: Ok no one needs to hear about your sex life. I'm surprised you even know how to do it!
Goku: Hey I may be stupid but I know how to make women happy!
Broly: That may be the smartest thing I've ever heard you say. Ever.
Jessa wheeler Princeton: I got some questions. 1) Vegeta: Do you have an older half-brother named Kaddish and a little brother named Tarbel?
Vegeta: I do NOT have a brother!! 2) Bulla: Do you train and go Super Saiyan?
Bulla: Nope I'm not interested in that kind of stuff. I'm more of a girly girl. 3) Saiyans: How old can a Saiyan live?
Bardock: It really depends. If we eat right and fight then we can live a long time. 4) King Veldock (Vegeta): Why did you give up Vegeta? Don't you love your son?
King Vegeta: I do love my son but Frieza was gonna blow up the whole planet and I didn't want my son to die. That's why I handed him over to Frieza so that his life would be spared. 5) Bulla: Where were you when your dad, brother, and everyone else were fighting the shadow dragons?
Bulla: I was somewhere safe, away from the fighting. 6) Vegeta: What happen you your mom? Did Frieza or you dad kill her?
Vegeta: She died when she had me. 7) Vegeta: How come you tail never grew back? In the manga you said it would.
Vegeta: It just never did. Any more questions? (Glares).
That's all I got right now. Please answer them.
Millian: Wow, I love this Q & A
Hey, Goku I always want to ask this, why you prefer to "sell" Bulma to old Kaio other than Videl or Lunch?
Goku: Huh? I don't know what your talking about.
Oh, did you learn that pervert trick from your life as Roshi's student?
Goku: Nah, Roshi never taught me any of those. And Vegeta, don't cheating on Bulma and go for Pan just because she's getting old okay.
Vegeta: What?? I would never do that!
*silently pinch Vegeta's ** and run for life*
Oh, and you look good in that spandex, it really show your nice **...*wink*
Vegeta: STOP HARASSING ME!!!!
Dbz rox: Whew, finally done! Please review!
Vegeta: I swear to God if you review-
Dbz rox: (Pushes play on the CD player.)
Give me your name,
Come walk with me girl.
Nothing's that far, when you're near.
So come even closer, (to me).
Something so easy, to do.
Vegeta: Oh my God this is the worst song ever!!
Dbz rox and Sayianprincess1992: (powers up to SSJ 4) You wanna say that again??
Vegeta: (Whimpers) no…
Dbz rox: Then SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO THE SONG!!!
Vegeta: I hate you.
Dbz rox: I love you too!
End of chapter 5
Finally it's done!! So sorry it took me so long to update! Plz review!!!