And here it is! The final chapter! I know some people wanted lemon and male boinking but you gotta remember, this is a T rated fanfic so I can't give it to ya. BUT I'm not going to disappoint my fans and say it's over. I'll come up with a special chapter later on so enjoy this for now and have a wonderful life! Please check my profile some time later this month to read the lemon, k? Gah, now I gotta sign up with livejournal xP

Disclaimer: I don't own the Devil May Cry characters.

Ch. 6: …that's it, I quit! You kids can't make up your damn minds! Go take Service class or something!

Dante drove Nero and himself back to his apartment around midnight. No one would have expected it but Dante had snuck off a bit after paying the check with Nero at the restaurant. He called Mary and Trish while they were about to watch a movie and agreed (with regaining their deal) to come down to the club. They came to make sure that the girls go home safe and prevent them from getting any sort of "upper hand." Dante thought he would get shit faced and the girls would end up getting evidence of that. Thank goodness he thought ahead because any evidence of him and Nero making out were to all of a sudden be used against them…

….Dante didn't even want to think of it.

"Negh, are those girls gone yet?" the younger man in the shot gun asked groggily, rubbing his eyes.

"Yup! We're home free!" Dante said. "At least, at my place since you're too drunk to-wait, what the hell?! Were you faking it?!"

"You think I'd get shit faced after a few shots? Please…" Nero said as though it was the most obvious thing in the world. "Damn, I really liked that jacket and shirt too…"

"Bu-but…you can't dance!"

"Hey, even math geeks need a break to do something fun. I took up break dancing when I was seventeen. Heh, never thought I could still do it."

"You're a damn good liar, punk!" the older man laughed as he slapped his forehead. He pulled Nero's car into his extra parking space next to his beat up red car. It seemed to sit glumly next to Nero's slightly new one. When Dante turned off the engine, Nero didn't make a move to get out of the vehicle so Dante stayed with him. It reminded him of his first time at Crescent Peak in his dad's car. He had waited for his high school fling to make a move or he himself to do it before getting it on.

"Um…about tonight-" Nero began uneasily. "That…"

"Stop. No need to explain." Dante sighed. "Look, I was thinking about it and when I saw you on stage, I knew I wanted to..um.." He placed the tips of his index fingers together to show what he wanted. "..yeah."

"Oh, and none of this?" Nero asked cheekily, making his right hand into a circle and placed his left index finger inside, making fast movements in and out.

"Don't make it any damn harder than it already is!"

"Haha! The great Dante, getting all embarrassed! That's a first!"

"You take a too many spins on that pole, kid?"

"Okay okay," Nero put his hands up in defense and smiled. "So…what's the next step from here?"

"Well, this is where I usually whip out the protection, we do a bit of foreplay action, and then, I screw your brains out," Dante said with ease, causing Nero to jaw drop. "And since you're half way with the clothes, this will make things a lot easier for me."

"Whoa! WHOA! We're not gonna-I mean, I know we like each other and all but-hold on minute-!"

"Hah!" Dante gave Nero his trademark grin and poked him in the cheek. "Gotcha!"

"That's not funny!" Nero growled in frustration. "I really thought you were going to be my fi- I mean, that we were going to-"

"What, say that again?"

"That we were going to-"

"No! That I was going to be your….first?"

Nero licked his lips and looked away. After five seconds, the information registered in Dante's head and he burst out laughing. He didn't stop until he was crying.

"Damn it! That's enough!"

"Oh…haha, sorry. It's just. Wow. Virgin huh?" Dante liked the taste of the innocent word when it rolled off his tongue.

"Yeah….just had some…um..oral on me once but…"

"Never got your wang in an American pie, got it."

"What the Hell?!"

"Nevermind, heh. That's a good thing then…" Dante opened his side of the car and ran over to Nero's. He took Nero's hand into his and got him out. "…means I don't have to deal with crazy ass exes. Can't say the same for me though, haha!"

One month later…

"Come on, Mr. Speis, admit it, you're going to miss us!"

"Blah, good riddance of you, Mary! Hey, Trish, got your speech ready for graduation tomorrow?"

The blonde valedictorian gave a satisfied nod. "Yup, hopefully it won't put anyone to sleep like how last year's valedictorian did."

"Oh! It's time to rehearse again! Bye, Mr. Speis, see you at 4:00 PM tomorrow, and DON'T. BE. LATE." Mary elaborated.

As the girls made their way out of the classroom, they stopped for a moment to greet Mr. Lanstor hello. He was leaning on the door with his armed crossed and a smile graced his defined features. Dante smirked at the sight of Nero, missing the dorky glasses that use to have a place on his lover's face. He also missed the sight of Nero limping slightly for a week, answering the question of the two girls passing notes in Dante's class.

"What's so funny?" the younger man inquired when he noticed Dante sniggering. He closed the door, locking it this time to make sure no one would run in on them again.

"Don't worry about it," Dante said dismissively. "How was grading papers for your kids?"

"Ugh, don't remind me," Nero responded sourly, sitting himself on the edge of Dante's desk. "It was a miracle that all my seniors passed but the underclassmen needs to step it up a bit."

"Heh, well, can you blame them? You're so damn hot that there's no way they can focus. I bet they even drew parabolas in the shape of your-"

"Dante!"

"Kidding!"

"Not funny!" Nero exclaimed. He soon lost all feelings of hostility when Dante got up from his seat to wrap his arms around him from behind.

"Sorry, babe. Forgive me?" Dante gave him an irresistible look.

"You know I always do." Nero added, "Sadly."

"What?!"

Nero turned around and kissed Dante full on the lips. It was to shut the other up but it was also for the electrifying and sensual feeling he always got when they touched. Nero's blue eyes flashed open when he felt Dante's hand creep down his lower backside. He struggled to pull away but the Government teacher had him secured in his place. Nero craned his neck to the side, gasping for air.

"D-Dante! Damn it, you horn dog, not here!"

"Well then, Nero baby," Dante purred, causing Nero's face to heat up. "I guess it's time we pay a visit to the janitor's closet again, right?"

THE END!!

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