A/N: Well a new fic, haven't done this in a while. I don't have many strait of up One Piece fics that aren't crossovers, ingle OCs or crossover with my unpublished novels. I got into a conversation with another author (I won't say who) but we got into a conversation ab0out this fact yesterday, about she's been watching my work(which explains how she found out about PEJP Bengtzone... I've been wondering about that considering all but one of his reviews are in the New Lives Saga which is in the Sailor Moon X-overs section) and how I don't have any strait of up One Piece stories, and I had this idea in my head for a while (I know since March at the earliest) well here it is, some of them were easy to come up with (Luffy, Robin, Franky, Usopp, Nami and Sanji) while others (Brook, Chopper and Zoro) were hard, trust me, Brook and Zoro's are the weirdest (and probably most funny, especially Mirror Brook) well anyways enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece or this idea, this idea is an over used thing in fiction so yeah, no one can claim the rights... especially the goatee thing... every group of evil twins one of them must have a goatee.
Mirror, Mirror
By Emma Iveli
Chapter 1: Hey it's us… sort of…
9 figures covered in shadows were discussing their plans, evil plans.
"So the first step is that we befriend them." Said the first figure that appeared to the leader.
"Are you sure that will work?" asked a cold uncaring voice.
"They must be friendly idiots, so it should be easy." Said another voice with a British accent.
"After all those suckas won't know what hit them!" yelled another voice.
"Okay, who farted!" said another voice who was a woman.
There was a girlish giggle, "That would be me!" said another who was also woman.
"You bitch!" yelled another.
"Please… if you have to do that please do it in another room." Said a rather tough voice.
"It's wrecking havoc on my asthma." Said the last who had a rather nasally voice and began ti cough.
"Let's get back to business… at noon tomorrow, we introduce ourselves." Said the leader, "And then things can finally get interesting…"
The net day on the Thousand Sunny, Luffy just stared at the sky.
"I'm bored!" he whined.
"Then do something." Muttered Nami who was reading nearby.
"I'm hungry!" he whined.
"We just ate lunch!" muttered Nami.
"I'm bored!" he whined yet again.
Nami was close to snapping… that's when the plot came… um… that's when there was a bright flash of light that engulfed the whole area, both Nami and Luffy rubbed their eyes.
"What was that!" said Luffy rubbing his eyes.
"I don't know." Said Nami who then noticed something very weird, "What is that thing!" she yelled at the top of her lungs.
Everyone heard the yell and came running.
"What is it Nami!" cried Sanji.
They looked to see a strange well… it looked to be a rip in the space-time contain, it was a big hole.
"What is that?" asked Usopp.
"It's a mystery door!" said Luffy.
"Now's not the time!" yelled everyone else.
That's when something came out of it, it was human… no wait… it was just any human.. it was Luffy… well it looked like Luffy, same Straw Hat, same scar… but he looked different, very different, his hair was comb which Luffy never did unless he had lice (which he got a lot), he wore a white dress shirt, red pants and shoes and the most striking feature was he wore a goatee…. The entire crew stood there blinking.
"Awesome! You look a lot like me!" yelled Luffy.
"That's because I am… from an alternate universe." Shad the other Luffy, "Perhaps it's best we call my universe the mirror unversed."
"Why can't we call it universe A and Universe 1." Said Luffy.
The other Luffy or Mirror Luffy slapped his forehead, "I'm not getting into that argument."
"So we're dealing with an alternate universe Luffy who gets annoyed by our Luffy." Said Zoro with a sweat drop.
"Well I say he's evil." Said Usopp.
"Why do you say that?" asked Sanji.
"Because it's a common known fact that people from alternate universes are evil." Said Usopp.
"Okay…" said Franky who stared at him.
"So… why are you here?" asked Luffy.
"Well me and my crew came here to be friends." Said Mirror Luffy.
"Your crew?" asked Luffy blinking.
That's when someone else came though the "Mystery Door", it as Zoro... or what sort of look like Zoro, he had green hair… but that was the only thing that could be Zoro, he was very pale, wore thick glasses, was extremely gangly, wore a t-shirt that said "Beam me up Scotty" (how he got that t-shirt they'd never know) and had three strange metal tubes dangling form his waist.
"This is my first mate Roronoa Zoro." Said Mirror Luffy.
"Hey…" said Mirror Zoro with a very nasally voice.
"There's no he can be me!" yelled Zoro.
That's when another figure came though the mystery door, it was Nami… she looked more like Nami than the other counterpart did, her hair was slightly longer and put into a tight bun, she also wore Victorian style clothing.
"It a pressure to meet you all." Said Mirror Nami.
"Okay this is weird." Said Nami with a sweat drop.
That's when another figure came though the door, it was Usopp, well what they could tell from coming though the doorway, he had the same nose, but he was muscle bound and wore a ponytail… he just gave a nod as his greeting.
"Why does he look for much cooler?" thought Usopp.
Well as you can guess the next one to come out was Sanji, he was unshaven and wore an old dirty t-shirt and jeans, other than that he looked pretty much the same.
"Hey…" said Mirror Sanji.
"That's my greeting." Said Mirror Zoro adjusting his glasses.
"Sorry, buddy I didn't know." Said Mirror Sanji.
"That's okay Zoro." Said Mirror Zoro with a smirk.
"So…" said Sanji.
"I think those two get along…" said Robin.
Sanji and Zoro began to glare each other from the corners of their eyes.
That's when Chopper came though the portal, the thing was he wore a cloak that only revealed his antlers, and that he was a lot taller than Chopper.
"Hello." Said Mirror Chopper in a very cold tone.
Chopper began to shiver, "He's creepy." He thought.
That's of course when Mirror Robin came though the portal, she was wearing a long sleeved shirt with a cartoonist flower on it and shorts, other than that she looked pretty much the same, if it wasn't for the childish expression she had on her face.
"Yay! We're going on an adventure! We're going on an adventure!" she said childishly.
"That's interesting." Said Robin with a smirk.
That's when Mirror Franky came though the "Mystery Door"… well much like with Mirror Zoro, it the only thing that could be judged was the hair color, his metal nose and his chin as he was very skinny, wore a suit and bowler hat.
"Charmed to make your acquaintance." Said Mirror Franky.
"Okay… that is just weird." Mumbled Franky.
However when Mirror Brook came though the door, everyone tried to hold in their laughs, hell even Brook found his bizarre counterpart funny, yes he was a skeleton, yes he had an afro, but this Brook had something more, he wore a blue track suit, a back wards cap and some Bling-bling.
"B-rook is in the hiz-ouse! Yo!" yelled Mirror Brook.
"I can't believe my eyes… even though I don't have any! Yohohoho!" laughed Brook.
There was a silence as the two alternate crews stared at each other, creating an awkward silence…
"Their evil!" yelled Usopp.
"What?" asked Luffy and Chopper.
"Like I said it's a common known fact that alternate universe doubles are evil!" yelled Usopp.
"What really?" asked Chopper and Luffy.
The Mirror Straw Hats stared at Usopp almost seemly ready for a fight.
"You idiot!" yelled Nami hitting him in the head.
"Ow…" whined Usopp rubbing his head.
"Sorry… he has a habit of lying." Said Nami.
"It's no biggie." Said Mirror Nami.
"Let's talk about this in the Galley." Sighed Sanji, "This is all too weird." He thought.
As they went to the to the Galley, Mirror Luffy and Mirror Chopper looked at each other.
"They don't suspect a thing like you thought." Said Mirror Chopper.
"I know they wouldn't like I said, their idiots." Said Mirror Luffy.
"But remember we will need to keep an eye on Robin." Said Mirror Chopper.
"I know that… after all judging from out Robin, she's going to be a big problem." Said Mirror Luffy.
And so that… one of most interesting adventures for the Straw Hats would begin.
Next time: The Straw Hats and the Mirror Straw Hats get to know each other... fight break out and interesting conversations occur... especially one between the tow Usopp. Usopp uncovers the plan of the Mirror Straw Hats but now one believes him... what will happen, find out next time!