I'm a K/R, and I'm a Kigo
By Mace Ecam
Chapter 1
The screen opens on a white room. Standing in the middle of the room are two people, one of them a woman in her twenties with green skin and red hair wearing a Team Possible mission outfits, with a green curve covering half the black top. The other person was a man of around eighteen with orange-red hair and freckles, wearing khaki pants and a purple top.
The man spoke. "Hi, I'm a K/R"
The woman spoke: "And I'm a Kigo"
K/R: "You know, the two of us are the largest pairings in Kim Possible Fanfiction"
KIGO: "Yeah, even though of course I'm bigger"
K/R: "Wait what? Dude, I have my own category at the Fannies"
KIGO: "So do I"
K/R: "Well, I'm canon"
KIGO: "Hello? Didn't you see Stop Team Go? Clearly Kigo.
K/R: "Oh, your right, that tiny scene at the end clearly over powers EVER SINGLE OTHER EPISODE!!"
KIGO: "I don't think I like your tone"
K/R: "Well then maybe we shouldn't talk?"
KIGO: "Fine"
K/R: "Fine"
The two sat in silence for a moment. Suddenly from off stage a man with green skin blond hair with a black stripe down the middle and freckles appeared. He spoke:
"I'm Rongo!"
K/R AND KIGO TOGETHER: "Nobody cares!"
The End
A/N: Welcome to the first in what I hope to be a long vein of fanfictions in the tradition of Ran Hakubi's Tonight's Top Ten. I hope you liked it, there will be another up soon.