Chapter One: Analyzation (Prologue)

I have analyzed everyone in my life. It's quite simple, really. Pretty much everyone is predictable. Not too many people are hard to figure out.

There's my brothers -- Butch and Boomer. Butch is easy to read: he's borderline psychotic with his passion for beating people up. He's second in command, and is really tough... but he can't control it. He works off of instincts, and acts before he thinks. Butch used to wear his black hair in large spikes, but now he wears the spikes smaller with more gel. His apparel is still green -- usually a dark green hoodie with jeans. With age, he's been able control his emotions and actions a little bit more, but he still lashes out sometimes when he's angry or sad. His special power is to create force fields. He's naturally charismatic and funny, and people are drawn to him, but he is dangerous when provoked.

Boomer is the odd one out. He just wants to fit in and to win our approval. He's a softie on the inside, but comes up with bad insults to disguise it. He tends to see only one side to things. Boomer used to wear his blonde hair in a beach-boy way, with his hair messily parted down the middle, but now he cut it shorter and combs it. His apparel is blue -- often blue T-shirts or sports jerseys and shorts. With age, he has grown more mature, and has gotten more intelligent, but still is a little less intelligent than the rest. His special power is to create objects out of energy. He's easily upset. He's a bit of an introvert, but he's friendly and nice to most people.

I'm Brick, the leader of our little group. I admitted to myself that I am bossy, self-centered, and manipulative years ago. Though I'm the leader, I often times get nervous about my decisions and wonder if they're the best choices. Secretly -- and although I would never admit it -- I wish someone else would take charge for once. I used to have long red hair which hung down my back, but I cut it short and now it only hangs a few inches above my chin. I usually wear red baggy shirts and sweatshirts. With age, I think I've set my priorities straight. I focus on grades and girls -- but mostly girls. They come easy to me. My special ability is hypnosis. I'm into books, but I love to have fun, and I'm a huge extrovert.

The Mayor's still doing what he does. Pickles, Ms. Bellum, talking, sleeping, eating, repeat.

The villains are villainous as always. There's not a ton to analyze about them. They're them. Mojo Jojo's black fur is graying with age, and HIM doesn't age at all. Sedusa got married to some criminal, and the Gang Green Gang broke up years ago and they now work at a gas station somewhere. Princess Morbucks flirts with us practically every day now, and the Amoeba Boys are still trying to commit some kind of crime. Everything's pretty much the same as always.

The Powerpuff Girls have only gotten more attractive with age. As we got older, our eyes were opened... we realized: they're not our enemies. They're our targets.

Buttercup, Butch's counterpart, has grown her hair out to her shoulders. She usually wears a light green tanktop with black jeans. She's a little bigger up-top than her sisters are. She doesn't seem to have any special power as her sisters do. She enjoys playing sports and beating up people she doesn't like. She's tough, so she tends to scare off some people. Butch isn't one of those people. He likes her a lot, but prefers admiring her from a distance.

Bubbles, Boomer's counterpart, has grown her hair out even longer. Now her pigtails reach to her bust. She tends to wear blue halter tops and jean skirts with high heels. She's a bit shorter than her sisters are. She has the ability to speak Spanish and Squirrel. She likes shopping and boys, and she's a pretty good student. She's a bit of a crybaby still, so it's a bad idea to insult her. She's popular, and a cheerleader. I'm pretty sure Boomer likes her, but he hasn't told anyone.

Blossom... the one girl that I truly can't understand. She's my counterpart. She's fascinated by grades, and learning, and school, and yet she's one of the most sought-after girls in the entire school. She likes to wear light pink tank tops and white skirts with flats. She, in my opinion, is a bit prettier than her sisters -- but that's just me. She has the ability to breathe ice. She loves reading, but spends a lot of time out with friends. It's like she's both an introvert and an extrovert, an intellectual and an adventurer. And she's bossy just like I am. For someone who's supposedly me only in a girl's body, I can't understand what she'll do next, she's so unpredictable. And it bothers me.