Wrong Hedgehog

Chapter 1: Shadow the What?

It was another failure for the Super Special Sonic Search and Smash Squad, where Scratch, Grounder and the unofficial member Coconuts had failed to once again apprehend Sonic the Hedgehog. The three were in the meanwhile, being shouted right in their face by Dr. Eggman himself in his private office which was next to his lab.

"I'm quite well fed up with you three!" cried Dr. Eggman as he marched back and forth in his office, "You three have all failed to do your job, and that's to destroy the pesky blue hedgehog!"

"Oh, we'll do our best again, your egginess" replied Coconuts as sweat began to run down his forehead.

"I don't care how you three finish off that blue pest, just never come back here until you do!" cried Eggman, "Now leave my sight, I am trying to write my memoir here!"

"Yes, right away Dr. Eggman" said Grounder as he, and the other two left the scene.

"That should keep them busy" said Dr. Eggman as he then sat back down on his chair and began to turn on the computer.

As the three left Eggman's office, Scratch, Grounder and Coconuts were trying to come up with a way to finally end the blue hedgehog for good.

"So what's the best way are we going to do this, Eggman said that we should never come back until we do destroy that pesky blue hedgehog" said Coconuts.

"Well, since Eggman did make that statement, I say we just borrow some of his stuff in his lab to use against the blue hedgehog, bawahaha!" laughed Scratch.

"Quiet out there, I'm trying to think in here!" shouted Eggman as he shook his arm through the window of his office.

"Don't worry your egginess, we'll get that blue hedgehog for you, ASAP" said Grounder.

The three quickly grabbed whatever powerful weapons they can and left the scene immediately. A few minutes later the three had managed to travel to a local forest where Coconuts believed Sonic may usually hang out.

"Are you sure this is the place where the blue hedgehog often hangs out?" asked Grounder as he was looking around the forest as it seemed a bit too spooky, "I don't think not even the blue hedgehog will step in these woods."

"Oh stop being such a frighten kitten" said Scratch, "let's just setup shop here, and head to the pathway of where the hedgehog often travels."

Meanwhile, a certain hedgehog, not the blue hedgehog was traveling through the same forest not knowing what he would run into. Shadow the Hedgehog didn't know what to expect as he kept on racing through the forest trying to find his way out of it, until he came running across a pathway, which some sort of wire was laid out tripping him where the black hedgehog fell right into the net lifting him right up in the air.

"Hooray, we caught him, we caught him!" sang Scratch, Grounder and Coconuts as they danced around.

"I can't believe that was quite easy for us, we never manage to get that hedgehog this fast" laughed Scratch.

"Er, I think we may have made a mistake here" said Grounder as he noticed the hedgehog in the net wasn't Sonic, but was a fuming Shadow.

"Oh come on, that is Sonic" said Scratch, "just look at the hedgehog."

"Oh you three are going to certainly get it" said Shadow, "you three pranksters better let me out, or I'm going to turn you three into scrap, and sell you to the recycling center for cash!"

"Er, I don't think we caught Sonic" said Coconuts as he suddenly began to sweat by the forehead.

"Hey, you said Sonic often hangs out in this neck of the woods?" asked Grounder as he started to stare at Coconuts.

"It's a honest mistake fellows, these woods look all the same to me" replied Coconuts.

"And now you three are going to get it" said Shadow as he spun himself into a ball, using his spikes to free himself from the net and landed right on the ground, "because no one messes with Shadow the Hedgehog and gets away with it."

"Quickly, use the hi-tech weapons you bought!" cried Scratch as he armed himself with a hi-powered plasma gun, "Fire at the black hedgehog!"

"But I thought we were suppose to target the blue one?" asked Grounder.

"Just do it, or we'll end up like scrap metal!" cried Scratch as he started to fire at Shadow.

The plasma blasts began to fire at random, targeting Shadow. The black hedgehog managed to dodge the attacks with ease, and with one spin of a ball, with his spikes, he managed to destroy the plasma gun Scratch was holding.

"Is that all you got, or are you just plan chicken?" laughed Shadow as he made a pun right in Scratch's face.

"Take this hedgehog!" shouted Grounder as he fired a rocket from a bazooka.

Shadow immediately leaps right over the missile, resulting in the missile only targeting poor Scratch who was then blown away right against the tree. Where a tree branch then falls, hitting poor Scratch right on the head knocking him out cold.

"Take a load of this!" cried Coconuts as he took out a large laser gun and began to fire at Shadow.

Shadow managed to dodge again, the attacks, where the laser only managed to tear off a few branches of the trees that Grounder was close to. The branches then all fall right on poor Grounder, also knocking him out cold.

"Hey, thanks for taking him out for me, now it's your turn monkey boy" said Shadow.

"W-w-what are you going to do to me?" asked Coconuts as he was quite scared, struggling to hold the hi-tech laser gun.

"Boo" replied Shadow to which Coconuts then screamed for his life, and ran right into a tree that was next to him knocking him out, "pathetic."

Shadow then heads off, going back to what he was usually doing. Yet after a few minutes with the encounter with Shadow, Scratch managed to recover from the attack by Shadow and noticed that Grounder was covered in tree branches. The robotic chicken then heads over to pull Grounder from the fallen branches.

"Are you okay?" asked Scratch.

"That hedgehog was worse than what we usually faced!" cried Grounder as he was quite steamed, "Say, how's Coconuts doing?"

"I'll go see" replied Scratch.

The robotic chicken then heads over to where Coconuts was knocked out, as Scratch managed to wake him, Coconuts wakes up screaming his head off.

"Calm down, calm down!" cried Scratch as he slapped Coconuts right in the face.

"Thanks, I needed that" replied Coconuts, "so are we still going to go and stick targeting the blue hedgehog, at least he never did anything like this."

"No, I say we're going to make this personal, if we manage to get this black hedgehog, we'll be a to soon target the blue hedgehog" said Scratch.

"Yeah, let's go and get that black hedgehog, so that we can get the blue one, if we can get that hedgehog, we'll be able to get ANY hedgehog" said Grounder.