"SAKURA-CHAN OVER HERE!"

"Shut up dobe, she's not deaf."

"What-ever teme, no one asked your opinion."

"Stop talking like a girl."

"Sorry I'm late my dear bitches, but you see an old man attempted to touch my breasts, so I gave him a bit of a beating."

"Ummm….Okay Sakura-chan"

"Hn"

"So what's happening?"

"Sakura-chan….I have something to tell you…"

Devious smirk

"Oh Naruto-kun, if it's about you getting it on with our dear little Sasuke here, no worries, I totally understand."

Naruto turned green.

Sasuke choked on his drink.

"Are you crazy wome-"

"I'll even be the maid of honor at the wedding!"

"No Sak-"

"Wait which one of you is the guy and which on is the girl?"

"Sakura-ch-"

"No offence Naruto, but Sasuke is a lot more uhh…feminine then you are, so maybe he should be the girl?"

"Sakura"

"Maybe I could lead Sasuke down the aisle you know?

"Sakura"

"OH! Wait maybe Kakashi-sensei wants to?"

"Sa-Ku-Ra."

"Have you even told him about it, I mean he has the righ-"

"SAKURA!"

Sweet smile.

"Yes Sasuke-kun?"

"Shut up."

Giggle

"Of course Sasuke-kun"

Stare, Stare

"AHEM"

"Shut up Naruto, Sasuke-kun and I are having a moment."

"Well….Sakura-chan, I just thought you'd like to know, I'm engaged."

"Yeah, yeah your engaged big dea-"

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?"

"I'm…uh engaged?"

Glare directed at Sasuke.

"You. Two. Timed. Me, YOU BITCH?!"

Sasuke chokes.

Again.

"What the hell Sakura?! I'm not engaged to the idi-."

"YOU SLUT, JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN OVERLY PRETTY FACE DOESN'T MEAN YOUR PRETTIER THEN ME!"

"Sakura."

Eye twitch.

"WHATT?!"

"You're being stupid."

"Oh.My.GOSH! That's it Uchiha, it's over, you, me, over! HOW CAN YOU CALL ME STUPID WHEN I'M PREGNANT?!"

Shock.

"Your…what?"

"UM….NOTHING, NOTHING AT ALL!"

"Dobe we're going."

"B-But teme I haven't told Sakura-chan yet!"

"Tell me what?"

"I'M ENGAGED TO HINATA-CHAN"

Green eyes widened.

Small mouth dropped.

"Oh. So you're not engaged to Sasuke-kun?"

"HELL NO SAKURA-CHAN! EWEWEWEWEW"

Runs away

Eye roll.

"You're annoying"

"Well, I was worried you turned gay or something you know? I mean I know you're my husband, but have you seen Sai?! HES OFFICIALLY GAY, and Ino's totally torn because you know they used to go ou-"

Exasperated look

"Let's go Sakura"

-

"Why did we leave so early Sasuke-kun?"

"It's not good for you and the baby to be out late."

Bright smile.

"I love you Sasuke-kun"

"Aa"

Small smile