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Chapter4: Shion drops the bomb

Naruto, forced by the situation he had suddenly found himself into, had analyzed every data that he could gather in that split second of pause. He was currently very tired while his 'opponent' seemed as fresh as dandy as she could be. His opponent was Shion, who was standing above his own body on all fours, smiling at him in a alluring and at the same time scaring way. And Shion was wearing just her panties and a very short (mid-tight), very transparent pink nightdress. So revealing that he could see… OH KAMI! THAT'S WHAT I TOUCHED, THEN! "S-SHION!" He finally gathered willpower to say something. Shion just smiled more at him.

"Hi, Naruto. I find you in good… Shape." While saying this, Shion leaned forward and put her hands on his bare chest, brushing and massaging it. Naruto shivered and panicked.

"I-It's good to see you too… BUT WHY ARE YOU IN MY… MMMPH!" It seemed like the blonde priestess had taken the 'good to see you' bit as approval for whatever she planned. She decided to take it a step further, in fact. She suddenly shot her face forwards, her eyes closed, and planted her lips on Naruto's ones while wrapping her arms around his head. And since Naruto was talking, she took the opportunity to slip inside his mouth the snake that she called her tongue. Thinking about it later, how the hell could a priestess be so experienced with kissing? But at the moment, Naruto's brain had shut off. The light movements and brushes of her tongue were too much for him. And when she got rough, with her hands moving trough his hair and her tongue suddenly turning into something between a snake and an octopus, it got even worse… He started kissing back. And he even began straddling her back. He got back to his sense only when his air began to run out. He began to trash, but Shion still wasn't finished. When she finally let go, leaving a trail of saliva between their two mouths, she let out a dreamily moan while Naruto gasped for air.

"Aaaah… This is exactly like I have always dreamed my first kiss to be…" She said while holding her flushed face with one hand. Meanwhile, Naruto went into 'What the fuck' mode.

"F-FIRST KISS?! YOU GAVE ME A HARD ON AND IT WAS THE… … Shit." Naruto just knew he had done a big, big, big error. Shion had made a surprised face… For two seconds. Right after, a mischievous grin made way to her face. She leaned on Naruto again. She traced circles on his bare chest with her left index finger.

"Reaaaally? I'm probably a natural, then… If just by kissing I managed to gave you…" She moved her left hand more down… and suddenly grasped hard Naruto's member. "This!"

"S-Shion!! Stop teasing me, please!" Naruto was using a begging voice. He just didn't have the strength to react, at that point. Shion's face turned to a surprised one for a second, before giving him a warm smile.

"I understand. Sorry, Naruto." Naruto sighed in relief. "Shall we get to the main course immediately, then?" 'WTF' mode was back on. Shion grinnedasshe grasped his boxers with both her hands and… The door to the living room opened.

"Naruto-san! We're back!" At the sound of the voice, both the blondes turned theirheads towards the door of Naruto's room.

"!!" Lee! I'm safe, but… He immediately raised the covers of his bed. "Get under the covers! Hide!"

"A-Alright." She didn't know exactly why but Shion complied, hiding under the covers. Naruto covered her just in time. Lee opened the door right after.

"Hey, Lee! How was the… Whatever it was?" Naruto asked. Lee… Looked shocked and tired.

"It was HORRIBLE, Naruto-san! After telling us the resort's weekly programs, those two horrible unyouthful men forced us to dance th-the host's theme! For two hours straight!"

"Really? That seems… AH!" Naruto covered his mouth just in time to lower the volume of the yelp of surprise. It seemed that Shion was not content with how Lee had suddenly barged in their room in the middle of the act, and had slipped one hand inside Naruto's boxers, grasping his penis firmly. Lee blinked.

"What's wrong, Naruto-san?" He asked. Naruto's face became slightly flushed. He silently thanked the Kami that the lights were out and the room was plenty dark.

"It… It's your tale! It really seemed… Unyouthful…" Naruto was talking at pieces because Shion had suddenly started giving him a strangely skilled handjob. Not that he had much to compare it to.

"Understood… Well, I leave you to your sleep, Naruto-san!"

"T-Thanks, Lee! And… Close the door on your way out!!" Lee was a little surprised by Naruto suddenly raising his voice, but nodded and complied. When the eyebrow man was out of the room and inside his own, he quickly threw the covers away. Shion had pulled out his penis from his boxers and was currently handjobbing him with both her hands while lapping at the head furiously. It was an amateurish job to any professional, but she put a lot of effort into it. "S-Shion! Stop before… Before… Oh, god…"

"Mhhh…" Shion sucked slightly on the top of his head without stopping her hands… And suddenly, Naruto let out a loud groan. She was a bit surprised by the sudden shot of… something on her lips. She let go of his head and more shots landed on her face. Four shots total. While Naruto regained his breath, Shion brought a hand to her face and picked up some of the sticky substance from her face, bringing it to her lips and lapping her fingers clean, savouring the taste… "Mmmh! It's sweet!" Naruto jumped out of his bed and put his boxers back on.

"… WHAT'S WITH YOU WOMEN AND MY… AHH! LEAVE IT ALONE! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING IN MY BED?! AND… SHIT! I GOT THEM ALL STICKY!" Shion giggled at Naruto's antics and then smiled warmly at him. That's what made him so cute.

"Well, I arrived today… And I wanted to surprise you…" Naruto sweatdropped at how innocent she made that thing sound.

"You surprised me right… What was that all about?! The kiss, the… ARGH! I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO SAY IT!" Shion chuckled some more. Naruto was so clueless… But she guessed she had had enough surprises for that night. No need to drop the bomb all at once. She suddenly got off the bed as well and embraced him from behind. Naruto blushed.

"… Can we sleep together like this, tonight? Please?" She asked. Naruto groaned and shook his head.

"Alright… But…" He turned towards her. "Shouldn't you, you know… Wash your face?"

"Ah!"

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"Hmmm… Uh?" Naruto awoke in his bed… Alone. It seemed that Shion had decided to sneak out before he woke up along with his friends. And the blonde was grateful for that… But he still found a note. He opened it.

Hey, Naruto.

Sorry if I upset you last night. I thought you would… I mean… Well, never mind. I hope we can spend a lot of time together on this vacation.

Your lovely Shion

"…" Naruto smiled. "Eh… She's not a bad girl, after all… Uh? A P.S.?" Naruto read it.

P.S.: You should probably erase the drawings on your face, though.

"Eh?" Naruto went into his bathroom… And flinched when he saw a bunch of writings on his face, all made with a black eraser. He didn't even bother reading the sentences. He just threw himself under the shower.

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"… Neji…"

"Yes?"

"Being a genius and all… Ehm…" Naruto looked around, and began to whisper to his Hyuuga friend again. "Could you please explain to me why the atmosphere is… so tense?"

Indeed it was. Naruto could cut it with the fork and knife he was using to cut his pancakes. He could notice killing intent coming from… a lot of people. Most of them were girls, he noticed. Girls he was familiar with. Neji observed his surroundings and then shook his head slowly.

"Not a clue… From the bit of words mumbled under-breath, though… It's something that has happened tonight, while we were forced to dance that… That…" Neji shivered remembering the silly moves and even silliest words. Damn Sasori and his chakra strings…

In the meanwhile, Isaribi was fuming. Fuming like most of the females that knew Naruto sitting at that table. It all had started last night with a new arrival… and the piece of paper that she was currently holding in her right pocket.

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"I can't believe that… That… That guy was about to get us too!" Sasame held her arms not because of the cold. Even if it was night, it still was quite hot. But she held herself because of the fear. She had seen what the poor guys who had been left behind had been forced to dance. In the end, just few people had managed to escape. Of their group, that included her, Isaribi, Yakumo, Tsubaki, and the three princesses.

"Yeah… I mean… I felt stupider just by looking… Uh?" Isaribi was saying something to agree to what Sasame had just said, but suddenly, she noticed two more voices. In front of them were two girls, around their own age, it seemed. One had long blonde hair and… Violet eyes? And the other dark brown hair, freckles and a somewhat flat chest. Not as flat as that Haruno girl, but still, a B cup. And while the blonde girl was smiling, the freckles girl was trembling, grasping a piece of paper.

"This… This is…" She seemed about to rip it.

"Eheheh… I assure you that… Uh?" The blonde seemed to have noticed that there were people coming. She suddenly gasped, bringing a hand to her mouth. She hurried towards her group and stopped right in front of Isaribi, pointing her right index finger at the dark haired girl. "You are…" She started doing the same with almost every girl of their group… Scratch that. She was pointing at every girl in the group. She suddenly smiled and clapped her hands together. "Wonderful! Almost everyone's here! This greatly sped things up!"

"Everyone who?" Asked Yakumo, blinking at the girl's strange behaviour, while the other girl, the one with the freckles, kept on staring at the paper and then at their group. The blonde one bowed.

"Sorry, I haven't introduced myself yet!" She got back on her feet and pulled something out of her right pocket. Everyone noticed it was a bunch of papers. "My name is Shion! I'm the head priestess of the demon country!" She started handing the papers to everyone she found herself in front of. Sasame was the first to read it, curious… and immediately got puzzled. The title of the paper was 'Participants to the game'. Then, a list of names… Including hers?!

"Ehm…" Sasame raised her hand, on instinct. Shion nodded. "What… What's this list about? What's this game?"

"But of course, the game for Naruto's heart!" Shion replied like it was the most obvious and natural thing in the world, while everyone around her froze. Even the brown haired girl, who had been said the same thing before the others, froze again. Shion pointed her right index finger to Sasame, while winking at her. "And everyone on that list loves Naruto, obviously!"

"!!" Yakumo immediately went and began to read the list. Under the names there were even other kind of details and pictures. Like… Yakumo gasped. "YOU!" She pointed her finger at Koyuki. "You're… YUKIE?! THE ACTRESS?!" Everyone turned in the direction of the princess as well. "YOU'RE BOTH A PRINCESS AND AN ACTRESS?! I MEAN… I EVEN HAVE A POSTER OF YOU! HOW…" Then Yakumo grasped her head. But Tsubaki voiced everyone's thoughts before she did.

"You… You love Naruto-san?" Yukie blushed. Tsubaki read more. "And… What does it mean 'member of the sharing trio'?" At this, Haruna and Toki blushed as well.

Good thing I asked Yurinoju to teach me some basic ninjutsu… Haruna suddenly did a couple of handseals and the three disappeared in a swirl of flowers. Shion chuckled.

"Well, my work is done. I just wanted to inform everyone that they had competition. Tomorrow I'll search for the ones left. Ja ne!" With that, the priestess was away before anyone could ask something. All that remained was a deadly silence, broken just by the wind each now and then. So much that nobody noticed two other presences behind two opposite bushes. A brown haired civilian and a S-Rank missing nin.

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Isaribi frowned. She just… She didn't think that she would have so much competition. And… She couldn't believe that she was the roommate of three of her rivals. Tsubaki, in the meanwhile… Was thinking about other things. Her younger rivals probably hadn't given it much thought, but… there were many suspicious circumstances.

"…" From her behaviour, that girl hasn't met anyone of us before yesterday evening… And yet, she knew our names and faces. And on top of that… I was included in the list. But I discovered that I like Naruto-san just… Yesterday morning. She turned in the direction of said priestess, who was having breakfast with her attendants. So that means that she has… A helper. Someone in the Konoha group… Then Tsubaki had to bit her lip. She had just realized that it could just be one of the Jounin… "Who is that girl?"

"I just received those sheets this morning along with some photos. I don't have any idea who sent it to me."

"Ahhhh!" Tsubaki jumped, hearing Shion's voice just behind her. She turned around while holding her chest. How the hell did she sneak up on her? "… Are you sure you're not a ninja?" She said sighing. Shion chuckled.

"Positive. And like I said, I don't have any idea who sent the sheets to me. They just told me to give one to each of the people on them." Replied the priestess playfully. Tsubaki took a deep breath… And then she stared at her in a contemplative way.

"Still… I don't get why you did as it was told to you." Shion gave her a fake question look. "I mean… this kind of information, in the kind of battle you're looking at… is undoubtedly vital. You could have just destroyed the sheets and be done with it. But… You still did it."

"Eheheh… Correct. And why do you think I did it?" Asked Shion, smiling with her right index finger cocking her head to the side.

"…" Tsubaki was dead serious, by now. "Either you like competition… Or… You're sure of winning." Shion chuckled in reply.

"Sorry, but I'll leave you with that doubt, I think." She then bowed. "You seem like a really nice person, Tsubaki-san. I wouldn't mind getting to know you better."

"…" Tsubaki smiled back, she didn't know herself why. "Same here."

In the meanwhile, Naruto couldn't enjoy his breakfast. He was feeling screwed. He didn't exactly know why… and one more thing. Where the hell were baachan and Shizune-neechan?

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"Ladies and gentlemen… I welcome you to this… Humble adobe." Shizune shivered, hearing Tsunade talking with that tone. It was the tone that she only used when she treated serious affairs with important people. It was a bit of cockiness with seriousness and sarcasm. Like, calling humble adobe the largest and most luxurious dining (well, breakfasting, in that moment) room of the hotel and probably the island. And there was the matter of the people sitting around the table… the five kages. And she thought every daimyo of the elemental countries. She swallowed and shivered in fear when she found the eyes of the Tsuchikage on her. They were as cold as ice.

"…" The young redheaded Kazekage kept silent while observing the situation and going trough the file that had been given to him and all the others, a copy each. He was the only Kage without attendants accompanying him.

"So, Hokage-sama…" The Mizukage let his eyes wander around for a bit from behind his mask on the photos. "Shall we begin the official opening?"

"Of course. So… please open your files at the first page." Hearing the Hokage's words, the other people present there did as was told to them. The first page of the file with the green cover was a profile of the… Target. Prey. Fortunate bastard. Many in the room didn't know how exactly to call him. "We're here for… well, the biggest man-hunt ever realized. And at the same time, the biggest bets I've ever seen." This earned a chuckle from the Raikage, and at the same time a strange noise coming from the Tsuchikage. It was something between a snort and a 'Hmmm…'.

"The resemblance is… Stunning." He said. He emitted a mix between a snort and a laugh, this time, massaging his forehead. "I would know… He's the one who gave me this scar. And I thought that just the Sandaime, at the time, could ever lay a hand on me… But, is he the real thing? Appearance can be deceiving…"

"He is." Jiraiya nodded, voicing his opinion. "I would know… I'm his godfather and the one who gave him his name…"

"… Quite the godfather, you are… He's been alone for the first 12 years of his life." Gaara had never been one who bottled his thoughts, when he could do otherwise. And Jiraiya felt like someone had just stabbed him in the stomach. Tsunade had opted for sending him flying from the Hokage tower to the borders of Konoha.

"Ehm, you see… I… Kinda forgot…"

"…" Gaara's eyes narrowed a little. "If I don't Sabaku souso your family jewels right now, Jiraiya-sama it's just because it would cause political incidents." While Jiraiya cringed, Gaara made sign to Tsunade to continue. Tsunade crossed her arms in front of… Well, under her chest.

"As Jiraiya confirmed, the subject really is the Yondaime's offspring. And… As basically everyone of you know, he's the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune." This caused some murmurs from some people in the room, and the Raikage turned and gave one of his attendants a strange look. "The other pages in the files are about the… contestants in the game. And that's what you should gamble on. There are various things that you can also place bets on."

"Who's going to take his virginity, on which day of the month he's going to lose it, his first three…" Jiraiya left the conversation courtesy of one punch from Tsunade. Even if THOSE were the subjects of the bets, there was no reason to make a list of it at voice. They had the written one already.

"Ehm… Yes. The point of this meeting is to tell you that the betting is now open." This earned chuckles and even cheers. Tsunade smirked. "Place your bets from time to time on the form and then submit them to me or Jiraiya or Shizune."

"WHAT?!"

"…" Gaara stared a bit at the Hokage and then pulled out a betting form. Amount to bet, on what to bet, your bet… Gaara began to write.

In the meanwhile, the Raikage with a movement of his hand dismissed his attendants. One of them, in particular, was very grateful for that.

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In the meanwhile, at the beach, Itachi and Pein were organizing the sports game of the day. Naruto blinked when he heard the name.

"Beach… American football?" He blinked more and more. Itachi just smiled and nodded.

"Yes, exactly. Differently from the normal American football, the field is much smaller and each team can only have five members."

"Ehm…" Naruto scratched his nose. "But what is American Football in the first place?" Itachi blinked, and then chuckled, scaring the hell out of most of the people around him. Pein just stared.

"Right, I forget that unlike us, they can't break the fourth wall. What about I give you a quick review of the rules?" He asked. Naruto blinked and then grinned.

"Why not! I want to do something, this morning! And five team-mates…" Naruto turned around and pointed at four people from Konoha and then himself. "Neji, Sai, Lee and Chouji!" Neji groaned, cause now Lee was eager to play as well. One he could endure, but both Naruto and Lee… Sai just smiled and Chouji trusted his punch in the air. In the meanwhile, Itachi turned smiling to his foolish little brother and his foolish little comrades… apart the enormous one, of course.

"So? Thinking of joining, foolish little brother?" Sasuke just replied with a snort.

"Why the hell should I?" Itachi rolled his eyes and shook his head.

"Oh, well… I suppose that my foolish little brother is still afraid of the blonde…" Sasuke was a bit taken back.

"W-What are you…"

"After all, it was because you were afraid of his growth that you left Konoha for Orochijackson's lair…" Breaking the fourth wall felt so damn good. "And the first thing you got from him here was a beating. Yes, I suppose little Sasuke-kun is…"

"SIGN ME UP FOR THIS THING RIGHT NOW!" Inner Itachi, a chibi, did a 'V' sign with his right hand.

"I will. But… Don't you lack a team-mate?" Sasuke snorted and was about to make another witty reply, when…

"Mind if I join?" Everyone turned around to the new comer. Sasuke stared at her for a few seconds and then snorted.

"Whatever. Just don't get in my way."

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"Alright! So, Neji is going to be the quarterback. Chuoji, Lineman! Lee is going to be the Running-back, Sai and me will be the receivers!"

"…" Neji observed the opposing team. Sasuke's one. They all were there. His entire group… Plus another girl. He didn't know why, but she felt familiar. Like he had seen it somewhere… On some kind of book. "… Naruto, do you know that girl from somewhere?"

"Uh?" Naruto turned around. Said girl had long blonde hair tied in a ponytail behind her back, and was very tall. Her figure was slim and athletic, and her C-cup was gathering the attention of many males, with that blue biking she was wearing. The only other thing she was wearing was a red headband, covering her forehead. "Nope… Not a clue."

"Well, from how she's staring at you… It seems she does know you from somewhere." Said Neji. Naruto blinked. What was with girls and him, recently? Itachi appeared again with the oval ball in hand and a whistle hanging from his neck.

"Me and Pein will be the referees. Will the captains come forward?" Naruto walked forward grinning. Sasuke was about to walk forward as well, only to be abruptly preceded by the newcomer girl. He was about to shout at her, but hersudden glare silenced him. The two 'captains' came to stand one in front of the other… And Naruto's grin dropped when he noticed that the girl was taller than him. "I'll throw the coin."

"Tail." Replied the girl. Naruto nodded. He would take head. Itachi threw the coin and caught swiftly with one hand. Tail. The girl nodded. "We'll defend, first."

"Fine by me! We'll kick your ass before you even notice it!" Naruto grinned and went back to his team with the ball Itachi gave him, while the girl observed him.

Uzumaki Naruto… I want to understand what makes you so… Special.

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"Nggggggggggh!"

"FUNNURABA!"

"What's with Choji and this 'Funnaraba' thing?"

"We should worry more about both teams don't have their linemen because they started doing a test of strength. And the running backs…" Neji sweatdropped while he observed Lee and that strange fish guy trying to best each other while running circles around the field, under the laughs of most of the audience. It looked more like a circus than a beach football match, by now. Neji sighed. "Alright. So, I suppose it's a final match between receivers and quarterback…" Neji rubbed his chin. He motioned to Naruto and Sai to approach him. "Listen, we need to distract at least two of them. Sai, I will need your help here. You have to…" Neji whispered something in the guy's ear, to which he nodded. Naruto snickered. "That should take care of Sasuke and the red haired girl… You, Naruto, will be the receiver. You will have to get rid of that girl and get the pass in touch-in."

"Alright! Leave it to me!" Naruto grinned and turned around, grabbing the ball again. Sasuke, Karin and the blonde girl put themselves in a crouching position. Naruto stared at the girl, and she stared back. There was something odd about her, her stance… She looked more like a feline than a human. He smirked.

"Set! Set! Hut!" AtNeji's signal, Naruto launched the ball at him from under his legs and began to run in front, where the girl was waiting for him. Like he had guessed, Sasuke and Karin were trying to blitz him. Sai went to face them, determined… Then, he suddenly smiled and said…

"Sasuke-kun, is it true that you're asexual?" This made Sasuke fall to the ground and Karin stop, frozen in shock. "It's a thing that Naruto-san and Neji-san told me. I mean, it would explain why you never ever laid a hand on not even one of your fangirls…"

"W-WHAT THE HELL?! I'M SO NOT ASEXUAL! I JUST…"

"It… It would explain lots of things." And as such the debate began, and Naruto was left alone facing the girl. He ran and zigzagged, but he just couldn't get rid of her, it seemed. She was very fast and agile, and all the while she kept on staring straight at him in the eyes.

"You're not half bad…"

"You're not either, but I would have expected more from a Jinchuuriki…" At this, Naruto's eyes widened. How did she… "It's not very secret knowledge, you know…"

"… Probably. Oh, well…" Naruto smirked again. If I can't lose her with speed… I'll have to use strength! "Ah!"

"!" The girl was startled when Naruto suddenly threw himself at him, her eyes slightly more open than before. She returned them to normal when he grabbed her shoulders and started to push. "I see, a good idea but…"

"!!" Naruto was surprised when the girl instead of resisting, actually pushed herself to go along with the push, and in the end, it was her who was on him.

"It seems that I'm more skilled than you in this as well…"

"…" Naruto feigned anger… And then grinned. "Gotcha."

"Touch-in!"

"Eh?" The blonde girl turned around and witnessed Neji walking over the touchline with the ball in hand. And she was even more surprised when Naruto pushed and rolled with her so that he was the one on top, this time, still grinning.

"If I can't receive, there was still Neji on my team. An on-side pass… And touch-in." The girl narrowed her eyes at Naruto and suddenly pushed up and to the side. She was on top again.

"How did you know that I would go for you only?" Naruto did the same. He was over the girl, now.

"Because you seemed pretty adamant on having a confrontation with me. Why is that, I wonder…?" Rolled over.

"Because I've… Heard about you. Wanted to check something out…" Eh? Why am I starting to feel hot? Rolled over.

"What? My butt and manly physique?" The girl blushed. Rolled over.

"Looks who's talking. Weren't you checking out my chest, earlier?" Oh, shit, don't tell me… Naruto's turn to flush. Turn over.

"To each their own." Turn over.

"I…" Suddenly, the girl froze. Of all the days, why that day?! The usual tingling on the side of her heads and on her tailbone. Her eyes suddenly widened and she pushed away Naruto with all her might and then ran away, leaving Naruto blinking on his butt, on the sand.

"… What the…" Then, he suddenly shivered. Maybe it had been something he had said? "If Sakura-chan gets word of this, she will punch me into next Sunday! Hey! Wait!" Naruto ran after the strange girl, leaving Neji alone sweatdropping. Itachi and Pein observed the situation.

Juugo and Choji were still in the middle of their test of strength, the fatty still screaming 'FUNNURABA!'.

Sai, Sasuke and Karin were discussing the emo-boy's sexuality.

Lee and Suigetsu were still running in circles around the arena, even if Suigetsu was starting to melt.

Itachi blew his whistle and stretched his left arm towards Neji.

"Wins Neji's team for having a sane person in it."

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"Damn, where did she go? I wanted to apologize?"

Naruto scratched the back of his head. He had lost the girl when they had entered the showers/changing area. Hell, it was like a labyrinth, but he was sure she was around there because of a big chakra outburst he had felt earlier.

"Hmmm… If I was a troubled tall blonde girl where would I hide?" Naruto had an half idea of using his oiroke no jutsu and trying to think like Sasuke, when he felt a noise coming from one of the cabins. He turned to it. "Found her?"

He approached the cabin and opened the door… or at least tried to. It was locked from the inside.

"Hey, I just want to apologize! Nnngh… ARGH!" Naruto pulled with all his might and managed to open the door… And then blinked. "… What… The…"

"Nya. I mean, shit…"

Continue…

In the next chapter…

Naruto discovers a new life form… Well, not really. But the point is, he gets to know more about the mysterious girl, who's right now in a bit of predicament. Will he be able to help her while keeping his virginity? Let's hope not… Stay tuned.