Not Another Storm Hawks Drabble Series
Aerrow Fails At Berry Blitz

Taking in every tiny detail of each fruit, Aerrow finally selected a plump, juicy berry and took aim. He narrowed his emerald eyes and sent the fruit flying towards the target. It just missed the crudely drawn Dark Ace's face, splattering across his chest instead, purple juices flying everywhere.

"Oh, close!" The Sky Knight whined, muttering curses to himself.

"Dude," said Finn. "Epic fail."

"What?" Aerrow looked up at him, confused.

"A failure of epic proportions," the sharpshooter stated matter-of-factly.

Aerrow looked from Finn to the target and back again. "But a chest shot is worth forty. It's not exactly a huge fail."

"Yeah, but a head shot is worth one hundred, therefore you epicly fail while I epicly win."

Aerrow, too bemused to argue, stepped away from the basket of fruit and tried to make sense of his wing man's statement. Sometimes it was easier to understand Radarr than Finn.

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I use the phrase 'epic fail' way too much. That and 'roflcopter!'.