Disclaimer: I'm only going to say this once because it's a pain and no one really wants to read these anyways. I don't own Harry Potter or any of the characters in it. They are all property of the fabulous J.K. Rowling. I'm just a wannabe writer using her ideas and bending her characters to my will.

A/N: I know this is ridiculously short, but this idea just came to me literally like five minutes ago and I'm notorious for forgetting things so I just figured I'd get it done quick and see what you think. If you like it I'll continue- each chapter will be a new one of James's plans to get Lily to go out with him and I'm thinking I'll label them by letters of the alphabet so they'll be 26 chapters total. Anywho... I'll shut up now. Reviews would be greatly appreciated.

Plan A: First Rejection

"Hey Evans," I called loudly.

She swung around to face me, a sour expression on her face. "Yes Potter." She said icily.

"You wanna go out with me?" I said quickly, hoping I didn't appear too nervous.

She looked me over for a second and then opened her mouth to speak. My heart leapt. I was sure she was about to say yes, and then: "What on earth would give you the idea that I would want to go out with an egocentric jerk like you?" she asked.

Wait wha?? Did she just say no? Did she seriously just reject me? "Uhhhhhhh…" was all I was able to say as she turned her lovely back on me and walked off to her next class.

Lily Evans was the first girl to ever turn me down. So naturally I was determined to make her go out with me. And to look up egocentric, because I have absolutely no idea what that means.