Hey guys, welcome to my first Bleach fanfic!

Although It is titled Fans In Seiretei, it takes place in the entire bleach universe, including Hecto Mundo, Soul Society, and Kankura town.

If you like this, then check out my previous fic, Fans In Konaha, found in the Naruto section.

Btw, credit to those from deviantart who's characters have been incorporated into the story (Comixqueen, Ichigosweetie, and nekonotaishou).

This takes place during the arrancar arc before the kidnapping of Orihime.

I do not own bleach, but with I did.

Now enjoy the story!


Chapter 1, Complications

It was a fine day at Sereken High. And one person in particular was having a good day. Phil Revue, a n intelligent black haired 17 year old, was heading to the meeting room of his club. Sereken was known for it's humongous anime club. It was so big, that it had to be subdivided into smaller fractions to keep it in order. Phil, or Zero as his friends called him, was the president of the Bleach division, one of the biggest fractions of the club. He was smiling to himself, his blue eyes twinkling. He was wearing his typical 'leadership clothes', solid black pants, a solid black short-sleeved shirt, and his white coat .

The coat had the 'seal' of the club on it: the skull that was often seen on Soul Society equipment surrounded by the 13 seals of the protective squads.

He finally came to his destination: the club room. He opened the door and noted that there were seven of his club members present at the moment. They were all chatting amongst one another.

Zero silently walked over to his pistole. BANG! He silenced everyone when he banged the hammer on the desk.

"Hello everyone," Zero said coolie, "Now that I have everyone's attention, we can begin." He looked around the room and spotted something unusual. "Misa," he said, directing his attention to the girl on the floor in the back.

Misa, an 17 year old girl with blue hair and brown eyes, looked up from what she was doing. She, like many other of the students, was wearing her blue-and-orange school uniform. A small skull pin was pinned to her jacket. "Huh? Yes?" she said, looking up at the president.

"Mind telling me what you are doing?" Zero said dryly.

"Um, well,..." she mumbled, "I was just drawing this array and..."

"Oh god no!" Jason, a boy with spiky black hair and green eyes, groaned. He was wearing a Zaraki cosplay outfit, and his gelled his hair to look exactly like his favorite captain.

"Misa please," A girl with long brown hair and green eyes, began. Although her real name was Oliv, everyone called her Neko due to the black-and-yellow cheetah ears and tail accessories she always wore (her tail had two white stripes at the end). "Last time you and your friend Risa did that, you turned Jame's and Austin's hair purple."

"Oh yeah," A purple haired girl named Sumomo, or Su as everyone called her, said giggling, "That was hysterical." a few heads turned to give the dark-green eyed girl a few questioning glances.

"And it took me three weeks to get it back to normal." Austin, a redhead with gray eyes, added. This youth was dressed as Renji.

"Oh, just leave her alone," Lisa, a raven haired girl with hazel eyed, demanded as she adjusted her glasses.

"Yeah," Axel, a teal-haired youth, agreed. His blue eyes looked over to his leader. "Weren't you going to address the fact that we have our stuff packed for the outing?" he asked, motioning to the many bags that that were piled behind Misa.

"Yeah, I really want to get there at some point," Said a girl wearing a yellow-with-blue shirt, jeans, and pink converse sneakers. Her name was Val, but everyone called her Comix, and she always wore a ruff and cape. No one could ever figure out why.

"So, what's on the agenda?" Rex, a raven haired boy with amber eyes grunted.

"Ahem, yes," Zero admitted, now set back to original train of thought. "As you all know, we will be meeting the other members of our club at the hotel we booked. As such, you are here as representatives of the club to give out the information on events that I will mention today. The events are..."he stopped, noting something unusual.

The array that Misa had been working on had suddenly begun to glow.

"Misa," Zero said concerned, "The fact that the array is glowing is a bad thing, isn't it?"

"Um, yes..." the poor girl squeaked.

All of the sudden, a vortex appeared and began sucking in everything around it.

"Misa you idiot!" Zero yelled as he grabbed a nearby table, hanging on for dear life, "What did you do?"

She didn't get to answer. Due to the fact that she was sitting directly on the array, she was the first one to get sucked into the vortex, along with many of the bags. Jason was next, followed by Neko, Comix, Axel, Rex, Su, and Austin. Zero was the last to get sucked in, and the only thing he could feel before he blacked out was an icy cold creeping over his body.

At the same time, in another universe...

Nnoitora strode down the halls of the hollow fortress Las Notches. He had jut returned from hunting for Vasto Lode in the endless desert of Hecto Mundo. As always, he carried his gigantic double-half moon Zampakuto. He would have been very happy if he ran into no-one on his way, but he was not as lucky. He ran into an irritant the moment he rounded the corner.

"Greetings," Gin said, smiling his typical grin, "How was the mission?"

Nnoitra grunted, "It wasn't even a challenge. Not one Vasto Lode out there."

"I take it you wiped out the entire village?"

"Those pansies deserved to die."

Before Gin could say anything in response, the walls and floor began to shake.

"What the fuck is going on?" Noitra growled in irritation.

"Maybe Szayel is doing another experiment?" Gin suggested, now leaning against the wall.

That's when the smoke came. The hallway was filled with it. Both the Nnoitra and Gin coughed as they tried to see through the fog. Oddly enough, they weren't the only ones.

"What cough happened cough?" Neko coughed as she sat up on the floor.

"I cough don't coughknow." Comix replied, sitting right next to her.

"This cough is bad." Axel added. He was facing them

"Where are we?" Comix asked as the smoke cleared, then she caught sight of the shocked expression on Axel's face. "Axel, what's wrong?"

"Who the fuck are you?" came Nnoitra's voice from behind the girls.

"And may I ask how you got in?" Gin added.

Comix slowly began to turn her head. A grin appeared on her face the moment she saw the fifth espada. "Y...y...you're Nnoitra." she stammered, an expression of both shock and glee spreading on her face.

The arrancar sneered at the girl, bringing his blade to her throat. "How the hell do you know my name?" he demanded, narrowing his eye.

"Hate to interject here," Gin said with a creepy cheerfulness, "But why is this person hugging my leg?" Indeed, Neko had attached herself to Gin's robe and was purring softly, her tail waving happily.

"Wait..." Axel began, "Neko, since when does your tail move?"

"Huh, it what?" The girl asked, her ears cheetah perking up. "Wait..." the fangirl detached herself from her idol's leg to feel the top of her head. The cheetah ears that she had put on as an accessory had fused to her head and her normal ears were gone. She reached behind herself to feel the base of the tail. It was fused to her butt under the skirt of her uniform. "What the hell? They're attached!" Neko yelled in surprise.

At that moment, Comix reached up and felt her own ears. "M...my ears are a...also." she stammered, feeling the pointy elf-like tips fused to her ears.

"Answer my damed question before I eat you." Nnoitra, who was now very irritated, demanded as he pushed his giant blade closer to Comix's throat.

"We are, uh, how should I put this?" Axel mumbled, being the least freaked out of the group, "People from a different world who got dropped here by mistake?" He was doing his best to sound convinced. "Could you, uh, not kill us please?" he added pleadingly.

"Give me one good reason why." Nnoitra stated, just itching to relieve his stress by means of his sword.

"Well," Comix began, now getting over the fact that she had elf ears, "Does worshiping you and thinking that you are the strongest, coolest, and most awesome bad-ass espada in the entire multi verse ,who will certainly be able to cut down any foe, qualify as a good reason?"

"How about we see what Aizen has to say about this," Gin suggested, "I think that he would love to hear your entire story."

"Humph, fine." Nnoitra said, slinging his blade over his shoulder, "But the moment you piss me off, I will personally feed you to the lower hollows. Now get moving!"

"I wonder what happened to everyone else," Axel said to himself as they got up and began marching to the throne room.

Meanwhile, at Ichigo's house...

Ichigo was sitting at his desk studying his notes for a test.

"What, cha' doing Ichigo?" Rukia asked as she peered over his shoulder.

"Shut up midget, I'm busy." The strawberry blond youth growled, trying to continue his work.

"Humph, fine," The raven haired shinigami said in an irritated tone, "I'm going to take a bath."

"Good for you," Ichigo said, ignoring her words for the most part. He heard the sound of the door closing as she left the room. It was followed by the sound of bath water being turned on and the tub filling. "Stupid math homework." Ichigo mumbled, trying to understand the different formulas that were in his notes.

All of the sudden, the room began to shake. "Dad, did you blow something up again?" Ichigo yelled in irritation, knowing his father could of done something stupid. Before he received a response, there was a small explosion in the middle of his celling, and smoke filled the room. Ichigo began coughing, the smoke making it hard for him to breathe. Then he heard a few thuds, like something hitting the floor, and someone groaning.

"Ugh," Rex groaned, "Where am I?" The youth said, fanning the smoke out of his face.

"Oi, who are you?" Ichigo said, moving to stand in front of the newcomer, "And what are you doing in my room?"

Rex looked up, and a look of shock began spreading over his face. "You're Kurosaki Ichigo..." the amber eyed youth stammered in surprise. Ichigo never got the chance to reply. A splash was heard from the bathroom, followed by a series of yells, shouts, screams and the running of feet.

"Ichigo! Someone appeared out of thin air and landed in the tub!" Rukia yelled, throwing the door wide open.

Ichigo and Rex stared for a moment, then yelled, both covering their eyes. "Rukia! FOR GOD'S SAKE, PUT SOME CLOTHE'S ON!" She was standing in the door frame wearing noting but a towel.

Que the perverted lion. "Nee-san!" Kon cried happily as he leaped towards the half-exposed girl. As always, she sent Kon flying through the air at high speed with a powerful kick. He flew straight towards the window, bounced off it to the celling, and flew right over Rukia's head landing...in the boobs of Lisa. Lisa had followed Rukia form the bathroom and had just arrived in time for Kon to hit her in her bust.

The black haired girl blinked a few times before realization hit her. "It's Kon!" she squealed happily, hugging the plushie to her.

"So soft..." Kon murmured hapily, gently clinging to his new "pillow". That is, until Rex pulled him off.

"That's quite enough you perverted bag of fluff," He growled, glaring at Kon. "And you!" he saod, pointing an accusing finger at Lisa, "Quit letting everyone an anyone touch you!" He covered his eyes again and turned to face Rukia, "Please, put some clothes on so that I stop covering my eyes."

"And then would someone please tell us who you are?" Ichigo demanded.

"Not a problem," Rex answered, still covering his eyes.


That's all for now!

Hope you liked it!

Stick around and find out in the next chapter what happened to the rest of the group!