Disclaimer: I may not own Detective Conan, but I do own Chianti and Miwa! The undead assassins! Or to be exact, every undead in this story that will show up!

Chapter 5: Enter: Detectives

Chianti was in the park, trying to figure out who she was supposed to assassin... Without any success may I add. Right now... She was looking like a girl around 17 with golden-blond, short hair and sky-blue eyes. She was staring. And staring. And staring. Until she noticed five children stare up on her. Or well, three of them did.

"Who are you, onee-san?", Ayumi asked the assassin.

Said undead assassin blinked.

"Satruwatari Chianti! Nice to meet you!", came the cheerful reply from her. "Who are you?"

"Yoshida Ayumi!"

"Tsuburaya Mitsuhiko!"

"Kojima Genta!"

"Edogawa Conan..." Less cheerful then the rest of the group...

"Haibara Ai..." As cheerful as Conan.

"We are the Shounen Tantei-dan!", Genta, Mitsuhiko and Ayumi said at the same time.

"Shounen Tantei-dan?", Chianti asked, blinking through a huge account of eye-colours before they returned to blue.

"Yes!", Ayumi answered, not noticing the colour-changing.

"Awesome!", Chianti cheered. "You are so young and detectives already!"

'Oi, oi, oi... What have she been smoking lately?', was the dry though of a shrunk detective while Chianti's target where wondering where she had seen said woman before.

"Chianti Onee-chan, how are you?", Ayumi asked.

"I'm great!", the still very cheerful Chianti answered. "How are you guys?"

"We are great to!", Mitsuhiko smiled.

A short silence followed.

"Would you like to join the Shounen Tantei-dan?", asked a happy Ayumi.

"Oi, Ayumi...", one of the more intelligent in the group, Conan, began. "Are you sure you should ask someone you newly meet..."

"But she is so nice!", Ayumi answered.

"That sounds great!", Chianti smiled. "I'll be your protector!!"

Genta starts sulking. Ayumi and Mitsuhiko cheers. Ai and Conan stares at Chianti as she just had said that the sky was pink and the grass was blue.

Dear, dear Chianti... HOW CAN YOU BE SO DENSE?! *almost fainted writing it* This is the SECOND time you talked to your target, well not exactly to her, but still! And now you are going to PROTECT her! I need a vacation from stupid assassins... Thank you Luckystar4869 for the idea!

Ayumi: Chianti-chan, how are you?

Chianti: I'm great!

Ayumi: Would you like to join the Shounen Tantei?

Chianti: That sounds great! I'll be your protector!!!

*Genta sulks*

That came from Luckystar! I'm grateful!