Itachi: A new story already?

Me: damn straight!

Deidara: Usually youo leave your stories for ages! What up?

Me: Stuffed if I know ; )

Deidara: What ever un.

Itachi: now onto this story --/\--

Me: Yosh!

Chapter 1

--.:The Jinx:.--

Naruto Uzumaki was a jinx. It was as simple as that. He always feel over, always had accidents, always had bad luck really. Naruto hated being a jinx, it hurt his life (and not to mention his body) immensly. Especially his love life.

You see, Naruto had not had the best of luck when it came to relationships. Friends he could keep. Lovers he could not. Want some examples?

4th Grade.

Naruto had an enormous crush on the cutest girl he had seen. A miss Sakura Haruno. He kept his crush hidden of coarse, like all boys his age. Years went by and Naruto hung onto Sakura's heart. In the 7th grade Naruto finally got nerve to ask her out. She said yes with excitement, and while Sakura had to constantly treat the blonde's wounds they kept a solid relationship, that was until 8th grade. Naruto went over to the bubblegum girls house only to find her making out with another guy on the couch.

9th Grade.

Wounds had healed since Naruto's last infatuation with a female and he had formed a new intrest. One Hinata Hyuuga. A shy, timid girl but a beautiful one. This time he asked her out without hesitation. With a blush she agreed. For 3 months they had a steady relationship, but sadly her parents divorced and she was forced to move to a different town. Far away. Want to know how far? Naruto lives in Tokyo, Japan. Hinata moved to San Fransisco, America.

9th Grade again.

The blonde's heart was starting to change coarse and he turned his eyes to the same sex. A red head by the name of Gaara. This time Gaara was the one to ask Naruto out. This was the point in the blonde's life that he started to realise how much bad luck he really had. Not only did he get hurt when he was alone but his boyfriend got injured when they hung out together. Soon Gaara caught onto Naruto's luck and he couldn't take it anymore, the literate pain was to much. They didn't work out.

Do you get the point now?

Though now Naruto has finally given up on love. Yes it's depressing but he couldn't find another alternative. When he is in love either he gets hurt or the one he loves does. He focuses more on school than anything else. His grade are quiet good actually.

English: A-

Art: A+

Sose: B+

Health: A

PE: B-

Home ec: B+

Agriculture: C

Math: D-

Crap. That was the only thought that ran through his head when he saw his math mark on his report card. Dad is going to kill me! The blonde's mind raced. I have to hide it before he finds out.

"Don't bother" Naruto flinched at the harsh voice. Inch by inch the blonde 15 year old boy turned, ready to face his doom. There stood his farther, the one and only Minato Namikaze.

"Hehe, D-dad, whats up?" Sweat started to form on the boy's forehead and he scratched the back of his head sheepishly while he waited for some punishment.

"Naruto, I'm the principle of the school, you honestly don't think I'm gonna see your report card before you do. God it's a wonder your only failing math." Minato crossed his arms and sighed.

"It's not my fault Dad! Sasuke-Sensei has it out for me!" That's right, Sasuke Uchiha. The hot, strict, 20 year old math teacher.

"I don't want to hear it! I have spoken to your sensei, I can assure you that he does not have it out for you, he thinks you are genuinly having trouble comprehending the problems. Doesn't suprise me." The bigger blonde mumbled the last part.

Naruto 'hmphed' and sat on his bed in a fit.

"So what now?" He asked curiously, awaiting a punishment of some sort.

"I have asked your sensei to give you private lessons"

"What!" Naruto jumped to his feet in a fit of rage.

"Yes, and he has yet to get back to me with an answer" Minato stated. Naruto began to get frustrated and he kicked the edge of his bed, only to hear a loud crack and almost break his toe.

"Gah!" He yelped and flopped down on his bed.

"Serves you right for being a child" His farther stated as he left the room, shutting the door as he went.

Fuck. I hate Uchiha-Sensei and he hates me. Not good. That was the final thing that went through the blonde's head and he gently drifted to sleep.

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Naruto's eyes fluttered open as the sun greeted him with it's warmth. The blonde stretched and started to get ready for school. He had his usual steaming hot shower and washed his hair with his shampoo. He took a big sniff and realised something...It wasn't his shampoo.

"Mum! Did you switch my shampoo again!" Naruto voice bellowed down the stairs to where his parents sat at the table, drinking coffe. A bright haired woman giggled at her antics.

"Kushina!" Minato whined as he new how much Naruto would rage on once he got down here.

"What? It's funny!" She giggled.

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The blonde ran down stairs in a slight huff. Because he went to a private school his uniform consisted of a black long sleeved shirt with gold buttons, black long pants and black shoes. Naruto shoved a piece of toast in his mouth and stood with his dad, waiting to be taken to school.

"Naruko!" Kushina shouted up the stairs.

"Coming!" A blonde haired girl with long blonde hair in two top pigtails, her eyes were a blue, but a lighter blue than Naruto's. Yes, this was his sister. They were twins to be precise, and were very common indeed, the only thing they did share was each others luck. She was very lucky, always getting the girl or sometimes girl she wanted, great grades, never a scratch in her life.

Her uniform was just like all the others at school. A collared shirt with a black vest over the top, a black ruffled skirt and knee high black socks. It was topped off with a pink bow and black shoes. Naruko was also was also the year ten student representitive for the student council so she wore a yellow sash on her right arm.

"Lets go you two" Minato picked up his keys and walked out the door. As they walked Naruko snatched Naruto's toast out of his mouth.

"Hey! I was eating that!" The blonde whined.

"You haven't even taken one bite!" She stuck her tounge out and mocked him.

The boy huffed and sat in the car.

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Naruto walked to class and was about to walk in when the bell rang.

"Gah!" The blonde quickly opened the door and there was his class. Seats all taken and a pissed teacher at the front of the room.

"Mr. Uzumaki..." The teacher started. Naruto looked at Kurenai-sensei, he enjoyed english, he really did! But when it came to being on time Kurenai was a real hard ass.

"Detention at lunch" She stated, "now take your seat" Naruto groaned inwardly and sat down in between Ino and Sai.

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The bell rang and the class forwarded out. Naruto being last.

"Oh Naruto..." Kurenai stopped him.

"Yes?" He questioned.

"You smell nice, I use the same shampoo" She smiled sweetly.

Naruto moaned and walked to his next class. Art. Then he went to his next class, PE. Then health, sose, home economics, agriculture and then last and least math. The final period of the day.

He entered class to find his sister and Sakura all over Sasuke. In a way he was ticked but he didn't know why. He took his seat and watched Sasuke write the problems on the board. He watched his sensei's hand gracefully move. Up and down the bored, every so often he would glance down at his book. Naruto watched as his teacher's eyes flick over the book, his intense, deep, onyx eyes.

"Naruto..."

Oh how Naruto loved it when Sasuke said his name.

"Naruto..."

Just the way it rolled off of his tounge.

"Naruto..."

What am I thinking! He is 5 years older than me! Plus he is my teacher. And besides I gave up on love. Naruto thought furiously.

"Naruto!" The voice finally clicked. The blonde looked up to find his entire class looking at him, even his sensei.

'Finally" Sasuke sighed as he looked at the blonde. Naruto's heart skipped at beat when their eyes made contact.

"Ah! Sasuke-Sensei can I please go to the toilet!" He exclaimed as he shot from his desk knocking his books off. He ran past everyone, tripping over at the door but he got to his feet quickly.

"I guess you can..." The raven mumbled as a late reply.

"Children, stay here and do the problems, I'll be back!" Sasuke left the room.

Ok that was the 1st chappie, what do you think?