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I do not own naruto sadly :(

CHAPTER ONE!

Coffee Prince

Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Bee--

SMASHHHHHHHHH!!

Beeeeeeeeeeep! Beeeeeeeeep! Beeeeeeeeep!

KABOOOOOOOOOM!!

"Sakura! Was that another alarm clock?!" shouted a booming voice from downstairs.

Being the said girl she groaned and reluctantly emerged from the extreme comfort and warmth of the covers, a cold shiver went down her spine as the cold air came into contact with her pale face. Now rubbing her sore hands from the aftermath of destroying her 12th alarm clock the young girl jumped out of bed, ready to start the new day!

Sakura Haruno was her full name and she has spent 22 long years on this lovely place called earth; only living with her mother and little sister Emiko has taken a great deal on the cherry blossom, since her father died Sakura decided to be the 'man' of the house; dealing with income, school fees, food, rent...you name it! This in turn has made the person she is today, which includes the way she looks. Her whole form would be described as petite; even though she was short she was no midget and had curves that were always well hidden. She held stunning emerald orbs with very short brunette hair which somehow didn't suit her, nor look natural and to be honest nearly everyone mistook her for a boy, a pretty boy in fact.

Which is what Sakura was hoping for...

Even though it's abit sexist it's 100 percent true (a/n- its not true but anywhooo...) that if your male you get more and better paid jobs. Fact.

I descended to the bathroom and discarded my worn PJ's to step into shower; the luke-warm water woke me up immediately and I started to wash myself. After a good ten minutes-not wanting to run the water bill- I was clean but then a brown chemical substance was rolling down my arms so I poked my head out the shower to look into the mirror and groaned at the visible pink patches of hair.

'Ugh. Now I have to waste more time doing my damn hair' I let out a stream of colourful words when I grabbed the hair dye and applied it to my hair.

When I was done I made my way downstairs to the living room, only to be bombarded with 5 sacks of incomplete peeled chestnuts, upon seeing this my green eyes softened 'aah, mum's been working hard to make sure food is on the table, I would do anything to make her and-'

"Jeeeez Sakura what did the poor chestnuts do to you?" a voice teased.

I whipped my head to the kitchen doorway and sheepishly grinned to mom, "oh ohayo oka-san! err…would you like help peeling the chestnuts?"

Mother answered immediately "No, no and NO, Sakura I can manage fine so stop worrying! Breakfast is ready at the table now go eat" she said with a smile,

I beamed back at the thought of food and rushed to the table.

As I was waffling down my breakfast I realized that there was no sign of her, which I thanked God for she was just a pain in the ass on Monday morn-

"Under my umbrella ella ell- SAKURA-CHAN!! COME WITHIN 2 METRES OF MY FOOD AND I WILL CUT THE STUFFING OUT OF YOUR PILLOWS!!" an operatic voice sang.

I sweat dropped at my sisters' dumb threat. I admit that I love food but I'm no pig for crying out loud!

"Emiko-chan zip it! Your just jealous that I don't gain weight when I eat so much." I smirked.

She huffed "Pfft whatever, you wont be saying that when I become a super slim famous pop star!"

Sigh. She is still hanging on to that dumb dumb dream, ever since she was 5 she wanted to sing and now at the age of 16 she still wants it. We live in a downtown suburb you actually think she is gonna hit it big time? hah! There was more of chance for me to sleep with Santa Claus!

I guess I should explain how my mother and sister look like right? Well there isn't much to tell they both practically look the same except that Emiko has long blonde hair that was always in a French braid and my mom had mid-length red hair, oh and of course their age, mom just looked more matured and is what some people call yummy mummy's or for more perverted people would say MILF (A/N- if people don't know what that is Google it :) I'm too disgusted to even type what it is xD) Surprisingly they had a complete different eye colour to me, a light hazel shade, while little ol' me had dazzling green. Pretty weird.

Everyone was quietly eating when a loud ringtone erupted from Emiko's back pocket; said girl grabbed her phone and suddenly reddened in anger upon recognising who it was.

"Grrrrrrrrr why won't he leave me alone?!" she shrieked

"It's Juugo right?" I said

She pouted "All I did was give him ONE kiss and he is following me like a love sick puppy not to mention all those stoooopid flowers he sends me that I'm ALLERGIC TOO!!"

"Why would someone want to follow you of all people? All you do is bitch, moan and sing…wow you must be one hell of a catch." I drawled sarcastically

"Sis, I don't think I've told you yet but…I'm Emiko-hime nuff said" she declared

I was about to retort but mother beat me to it.

"Tsk.Tsk…Emiko-Chan I love you dearly but… you shouldn't be too full of yourself" she smiled and continued "This Juugo person sounds so sweet…maybe you should give him a chance ne?"

At the same time, me and Emiko turned to face mother with a face that clearly said 'you-gotta-be-kidding-right?'

All mom did was sigh.

"Oi Sakura-Chan shouldn't you be at work by now?" Emiko stated

My eyes widened. Shit.

'Shannaro!! Move that sexy lil' ass of yours and GO AND MAKE MAMA PROUD!'

'Yo! Inner shut the hell up! Can't you see I'm busy freaking out here? Sheesh'

'Hmph.'

Sakura was nearly ready but she was only missing her left shoe, her left shoe! DAMNIT!!

From Sakura's frustration she began to mumble constantly and the only things that could be made out was…

"Fuck!…why?!...shoe…God…hate…-insert squeal- SWEET! I found a cookie!...damn shoes"

By Sakura's constant rambles, Emiko was getting irritated.

"Shut up, just shut up, shut up, shut it up, just shut up-" Emiko sang

Sakura growled "Emiko. Shut up or I will break your 'precious nails' before you can even say 'ABC' got it?"

Emiko was just in her own little fluffy world right now and ignored her.

"ABC easy as 123, or simple as do re mi, ABC, 123, baby yo-"

Sakura death glared.

Emiko innocently smiled.

"Sakura why are you staring at me like that?" she started "I know! You're jealous! I mean who wouldn't! I'm hot cause I'm fly, you aint cause you're not, this is why, this is why I'm-" she sang.

However Emiko was cut off.

"HA-RU-NO EMIKO!! SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMNIT!!"

I guess you wouldn't believe me if I told you it wasn't Sakura that said that.

Without looking back at the commotion Sakura ready she left her home in a hurry.

5x mixed rice with fried eggs was the order that Sakura mentally noted. She was on a delivery job and just got off her scooter facing a female bath house. The green eyed girl couldn't be bothered to take her helmet off so she entered the house with the delivery.

"Who ordered 5 portions of mixed rice with fried eggs?!" she called.

All the half naked occupants of the room gaped at Sakura, feeling very confused she spoke up.

"Is there something on me or-"

"YOU PERVERT GET OUT NOW!!"

"THIS IS NOT A FREEBIE SHOP YOU KNOW! GO AWAY!!"

"OMG WHAT IS A MAN DOING HERE?!"

"SWEET LORD YOU ARE H.O.T! WAN'T MY NUMBER?!" winked someone.

"THE CHILDREN! WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!" (A/N from Simpsons lol)

"Whoa, whoa everyone listen" Sakura started, now taking off her helmet "I'm a girl."

"LIAR!!" they all yelled.

Who could blame them? Sakura was wearing loose jeans with a baggy navy shirt so it covered all her lumps and bumps! Of course they would think she was a man!

Sakura deeply sighed from this point on she knew this was going to be a long day.

'Thank God that this is my last delivery for the day'

'Tch.Without me you would still be in that crazy bath house from this morning, so you should be thanking me instead!'

'ok ok if it makes you shut up then thanks…a lot'

'CHA! No problem! Its not my fault you're a wimp and I'm amazingly awesome!'

'yeah yeah whatever shhhh for now I'm at the dudes house' inner immediately shut up.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK was heard. I shouted "hello? Delivery!"

"It's open!" a deep sultry voice came from the inside.

I entered the luxury apartment and started to unpack the food, but I noticed there was no proper place to set the food so I carried on struggling until a voice stopped me.

"Just leave the stuff on the floor it's fine."

I looked up and gawked at the stunning man on the sofa, oh…did I mention he was half naked! He only had a towel round his waist and another towel in his hand drying his legs. Drying his damn Legs.

Inner '-Hyperventilates-'.

The God in front of me had deep onyx eyes and jet black hair which was oddly the shape of a chickens backside however, it suited him well. His pale completion complemented the defined abs and muscles he held. Also he's got a cute lit-

Ok hold up! The hell was that about! Just because he has a God like face and eyes and body and… legs…hell yeah he got better legs than me! I wonder if he works out a lot or what cream he uses…hmm shampoo aswell oh! And-

"That's chicken noodle soup right?" he suddenly asked.

Nearly dropping the delivery on floor, I blushed till I was red as a cherry! Damn hormones! Thankfully I still had my helmet on so no one could see, realising I hadn't answered him yet I meekly nodded my head indicating yes.

"Ok I left the money on the counter, it should be enough."

I quickly grabbed the money- not caring if it wasn't the write amount- and left as soon as possible, if I stayed any longer I would of gawked...maybe drooled at him alot more! When I finally closed the door I slid down onto my knees; regaining my breath and yelled to no one.

"WHY MUST I MAKE DELIVERIES TO HALF NAKED PEOPLE TODAY? CRUEL WORLD!!"

The man on the other side of the door only heard the half naked bit and looked at his half naked form. Blinked. Then shrugged 'what a strange guy'.

On Sakura's side she was trying to get the feeling back into her legs, the display earlier really made her numb. 'Oh! My legs are really weak...'

With a final shake of a leg she dashed to her scooter, making the long journey back to work to collect her pay check.

500 dollars she earnt, it was good...just not good enough.

There's still rent to be paid.

Emiko's school fees.

Oh! and ofcourse general stuff...like food, drink, clothes, travel fairs...hair stuff/dye and...taxes and...

As the mental list continued Sakura's expression became gloomier and gloomier and gloomier. It was so gloomy that you could feel it; when she thought it was going to get worse inner decided to pop up and lift this depression.

'Hey...hey...HEY I'm talking to you! C'mon what the hell is this? This isn't you, suck it up girl and gimme that award winning smile!' Inner grinned and pleaded at the same time.

Dead silence.

'Ok then...' she said more to herself. Silence again.

'I know what will cheer you up!'

'...What?' Sakura finally grumbled.

'COFFEE!'

Her eyes immediately lit up at thought of it. Yes, she definately needed atleast one cup of the addictive liquid.

'TO JIRAIYA'S COFFEE PALACE!' inner mentally screamed.

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I based Emiko's character on my friend xD she randomly bursts into song, that actually tells you what she want's to say or feels OO I dnt even know how she remembers all those lyrics to the songs haha, human Kareoke much...!

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