I don't own Naruto or playboy or the owners of them.

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Narutomasterofthejutsu

Naruto sat twitching as he, Jiraiya, and Tsunade stood in front of the man who brought millions of men happiness each month. Naruto asked "So exactly why are we here?"

Jiraiya said, "Well you see, the reason we are here is because Mr. Playboy Bunny himself got a copy of one of my books somehow and has asked for me to see him. Since the only way for us to come here is with nearly unlimited chakra and control and a certain jutsu, you provided the chakra, Tsunade the control and I provided the jutsu. Now onto business."

An hour later Jiraiya was shaking hands with the man himself and said, "I believe this is the beginning of a long and profitable friendship, now if you will excuse me, I see an entire pool full of research for the new joint magazine." as he jumped out the window already pulling out his notebook and scribbling away with tissue in his nose.

The man who Jiraiya was doing business with looked at Tsunade and walked over to her offering her a drink and asked "So...have you ever thought of modeling?" with a smile on his face.

Tsunade had an eyebrow twitch and Naruto bore witness to the first ever multi-dimensional ass whipping in the history of the universe.

As this was going on a pair of ladies came up to Naruto and wrapped their arms around him and one said, "Those cute little whisker marks you look like a fox."

The other said, "So, would you like to come and play with the bunnies? I mean don't foxes just love to pounce on bunnies?"

Naruto smiled and said "Ladies, this fox can pounce as long as you want. Shall we?" as they lead him away.

By the end of the trip Naruto was smiling, Jiraiya was dead from nosebleed, Mr. bunny himself had a new nose, and playboy had a new centerfold. It was the top best seller ever.