A/N: Welcome to the A to Z 100 Word Drabble Series, where every story is approximately 100 words long, and is full of fluff and funniness, and the author's note is nearly as long as the stories themselves. This is a series of drabbles, based on different characters in Harry Potter, using prompts beginning with each of the 26 letters of the alphabet. I am posting them as oneshots, rather than one long chaptered fic because then I can put them in the correct categories, with the proper characters. The full series can be found in my profile. Enjoy!

N- Never

"Oi! Evans! Go to Hogsmeade with me?" asked James one day.

"No Potter." Said Lily wearily, tired of the daily routine.

"Come on, Evans, just one little date?" he persisted.

"Never Potter." Lily answered.

"Define never."

Lily groaned in exasperation, "When pigs fly? Ok Potter?"

For some reason, James's face brightened, "Really?" he asked, "Do I have your word that when pigs fly you will go on a date with me?"

"Yes, sure, fine, whatever Potter." Said Lily, hurrying because she was late for Potions.

That night at dinner, James came marching up to Lily in the middle of the Great Hall and proudly presented a desk he had transfigured into a pig onto which he had charmed wings. "Lily, darling: never has arrived. I believe we have a date." He said smugly.