Disclaimer: I do not own Winnie the Pooh or Neopets. )

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One day, Winnie the Pooh was strolling through the Haunted Woods for no adequately explored reason. He tried tugging on his shirt uncomfortably, only to find that he didn't have any thumbs.

"Drat!" Winnie exclaimed, snapping his fingers, before realizing he couldn't do that either.

Suddenly, he heard a high pitched squealing sound coming from inside a crooked tower.

"That sounds like Piglett when he's alone with Tigger!" Winnie gasped, waddling over to the tower. He cautiously opened the door (which fortunately didn't have a knob) and found a weird green-thing holding up a kitty cat by the tail and beating it with a two by four!

"You'd think this would be sensored…" He watched as the witch started muttering to herself.

"Tears of Meowclops… Perfect! The tastiest honey ever made shall soon be created!" Edna exclaimed, before cackling. Winnie's eyes widened.

"OMGCANIHAVESOMEHONEYPLZ?" He quickly rushed over to Edna's side, hopping up and down.

"Gah! It's a beggar! Go get your own neopoints!" Edna yelled, waving her arms around.

"BUTMYPETZRSTARVINGPLZ!11" Winnie cried, jellybean tears trickling down his cheeks. Before he could say another word however, Edna screamed out a few magic words and he poofed!

"Darn noobs." She sighed, and went back to stirring.

Winnie continued strolling through the woods, his encounter with Edna not even dampening his mood in the slightest. His tummy rumbled after a while, and he patted it with a slight frown.

"Golly gee. All this walking as made me hungry!" He looked around and saw a stand a couple yards away. "Wow! How convient!" Winnie walked over to the stand.

"Uhm, I'd like some honey, a copy of Gone with the Wind, Pokemon Platinum, a My Little Pony that comes with the hair extensions, one of those Polly Pocket play houses, a puppy, and two Diet Cokes please." He stated politely, and Ssssydney raised the patches of skin above his eyes.

"Sssssorry, we only sssselll ssssscratchcardssss." He waved one in front of Winnie's face. "It cosssst one thoussssand, two hundred neopointssssss. Or your ssssoul."

"Well… I don't have any neopoints." Winnie pondered. "But I do believe I have a soul. Can I win honey from that scratchything?"

"Uhm, ssssssure." Ssssydne shrugged, thrusting a scratchcard at him.

"Yay!" Winnie cried, before frowning. "How can I scratch them? I don't have any claws because they might scare the children who watch my show."

"Ussssse the forccceee." Ssssydne suggested. Winnie nodded thankfully, and did what Ssssydne said.

"Hey! It works!" He yelled, "Honey… honey… and… HONEY! OMG! I WON!"

Winnie did his victory dance, which included the truffle-shuffle and the moon walk. "Wow! Gambling /is/ good after all! NOW WHERE'Z MA HONEY?!"

Ssssydne grumbled in annoyance, but handed him a jar of honey nevertheless. "But remember," He began as Winnie started snacking on the treat, "your soul belongs to me!"

"Oh, yeah!" Winnie nodded, before snarfing down his honey.

In a few seconds, he patted his tummy contently. "That hit the spot! So, what do you do for fun here? Plant gardens? Make new friends? Play in traffic?"

Ssssydne sighed, rubbing his temples, getting a major headache from the bear. "No! We scare people and win cups!"

"Oh. Do those cups have any honey in them?"

"NO! You know what, never mind! Just go away!" Ssssydney snarled, and Winnie merely smiled happily at him.

"Really? Yay! Thank you!" He gave the frog-thing a big happy hug and then merrily skipped away; back to the One Hundred Acre Woods.

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Yeah, it's my first fanfiction. ' I got randomly inspired from the OHWD board on the Altador Cup chat. ;3 They rock.