A/N: Hey. This is one-shot I wrote quite a long time age I had at deviantART that I never put here. I think I should put it here, lol. I hope you enjoy!
Where's the Janitor?
It was an average day at Sacred Heart… JD thought as he walked through the halls of the hospital. A little…TOO…average… JD shifted his eyes to the left…then to the right. I just KNOW that Janitor is up to something…
JD walked over to Carla's desk and asked, "Hey, have you seen Janitor?"
"Nope," Carla replied. "I haven't seen him all day. He wasn't even in the Arrival of the Janitors this morning."
Now I know he's up to something…
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JD kept on turning around the whole day while he walked to his patients, absolutely sure that the Janitor was going to do something to him… "What are you doing, Newbie?" Dr. Cox groaned as he saw JD keep looking behind his back.
"He's here somewhere…I know he is…" JD said insanely as his eyes bugged out.
"Paranoia," Dr. Cox rolled his eyes. "You need a pair and you are anoia-ing me!"
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JD was with his best pal, Turk, as they played the World's Most Giant Doctor. "You know, JD," Turk groaned. "When you said we were going to do this, I was going to be on top, but you're now on top and you're not even shouting, 'Look! I'm the World's Most GIANT Doctor!'"
"Sorry, buddy," JD said as he scoped the area. "I need to find the Janitor…"
"That's it?!" Turk immediately let JD drop to the floor. "I had to give up sex with Carla for this! That's it! No hug today!" Turk turned away steamed.
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"Hey, JD," Elliot greeted him as he rode around the parking lot on his scooter, Sasha. "I reconsidered and I'm taking you back."
"Not now, Elliot!" JD waved his hand at her. "I'm looking for Janitor!"
"What?! Oh! So you're search for the Janitor is more important than me now, huh?! Well now, bub, I'm going to get back at you somehow!" Elliot shouted before heading back inside.
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Dr. Kelso walked over to JD and asked, "I need you to work tonight and this weekend."
"Yeah, yeah," JD waved him away as he looked through his binoculars. "I just need to find the Janitor."
"Perfect!" Kelso smiled. "Now I can spend the night with Enid…HAHAHAHAHA!!"
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"WHERE ARE YOU, JANITOR?!" JD screamed at the top of his lungs, outside the hospital. "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME?! BEAN ME WITH TENNIS BALLS?!" JD pulled a lever and a tennis ball-shooting machine started to bean him with the tennis balls. "DESTROY MY SASHA?!" JD waved to a crane as it dropped a piano on his scooter. "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME?!"
"Already done it…"
JD turned around and there stood the Janitor. "WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
"Let's see," Janitor grew thoughtful, "I got Dr. Cox annoyed with you, Turk to not give you his hug (Apparently you guys like it, I don't know why. My guess is that you are gay.), to work tonight and the weekend…not to mention got you bean-ed with tennis balls and destroyed your scooter."
JD gave some thought and scream, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Oh well, at least Elliot isn't too ticked."
"Ready for our date, Janitor?" Elliot stood next to Janitor in a beautiful dress.
"Ready," Janitor said in a singsong voice as he and Elliot left JD in the parking lot.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
THE END!