Sorry but this stories been poking at me all day and wouldn't let me think of anything else until I finished this chapter. I know I already have quite enough stories but I really needed to get this out of my head, before the bunny there drove me nuts.

Warning Extreme Explicit Content. The Stories rated M for a reason.

Ed let his eyes flicker slightly into the light of the room. He drifted his hand towards his stomach feeling very nauseated. Usually the morning after sex he woke up with a bit of leg pain and on occasion a headache. Never had he woken up to feel ready to puke. He tapped a finger of his free metal hand lightly on Roy's shoulder. "Hey Roy?" Ed asked, and Roy turned over on the bed to look Ed in the eye, knowing he had Roy's attention. "Can you ...uh get me a bucket?"

"No and why would you need a bucket?" Roy responded with, still grumpy due to the early hour he had awaken to. It wasn't even sunny out yet.

Ed gave him a deep scowl and sat up against the back of the bed, still clenching his fist into his midsection. Roy suddenly changed his mind and dashed out of the room, coming back instantly with a fairly large bucket and placed it on the side of the bed next to Edward. Ed leaned over the side of the bed, letting his late night stomach contents into the dusty bucket.

"Are you okay?" Roy asked as he held Ed's long hair back from getting in his face. Ed replied currently with an 'Ugh' and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.

He sat back up weakly and Roy climbed onto the bed to help give him support. "Yeah I'm fine, once you get past the extreme sickness I'm feeling in my chest and my emptying of the contents there. I feel fine. No you dumbass, I feel like shit."

"Want to visit a doctor?" Roy asked as he stroked Ed's hair soothingly. Ed glared at him, though he knew that being sick always landed him with doctors. They'd probably just try and give him a shot anyway. Ed nodded angrily and noted that his stomach growled with need. He really wanted cookies. Peanut Butter ones. Though he had no idea why, it's not like he was a huge fan of peanut butter.

"Hey, any chance we have peanut butter cookies in the house?" Ed asked and Roy looked at him stupidly.

"You just threw up everything you had in your body and now you want cookies. There has to be something wrong." Roy replied and Ed continued to scowl at the bastard.

"Oh I thought you would have figured something was wrong with me when I woke up to puke." Ed barked back and Roy sighed before leaving the room. He came back with a small cookie and handed it to Ed. Roy had brought himself a cup of milk and sat back down next to Ed. Ed took a small bite of the cookie before grabbing Roy's milk from his fingers. Roy's eyes open widely as Ed gulped down the liquid "secreted from a cow.'

"Edward, what are you doing? I can never get you to drink milk or anything of the sort and now you're drinking it down like it's your favorite kind of drink." Ed just continued to look at Roy as he nibbled on his cookie, much like a small rodent. "As soon as you get up, I'm bringing you to see someone. No way am I about to deal with this all day. I'll call Riza and tell her will both be late." Roy walked out of the room as Ed continued to nibble on the cookie Roy had found for him.

His stomach felt slightly less nauseated but he still had an upset stomach. He wondered if the backlash of alchemy had anything to do with it..

Roy picked up the receiver of the phone at the end of the hall and dialed the office number. He waited for an answer and grimaced when it was Riza who picked up. Though he had expected it, he'd hoped someone else had picked up. "Hello Sir?"

"Hello Hawkeye. I have to bring Ed to the doctor's today, so I'll be a little late for work." Roy replied into the receiver and she sighed, probably thinking it was a lie to get out of early paperwork or to stay in bed later.

"Is there something wrong with Edward?" She asked in a change to soft tone, though there was an annoyance sound behind it.

"He puked this morning and had a sudden craving for cookies and milk. I figured I'd get it checked out early." Roy replied and Riza's breath stopped communicating for several moments through the phone. A heavy silenced appeared before she responded back.

"What kind of alchemy has Edward been experimenting with recently?" Roy was taken aback by the question, but he really didn't have an answer. Ed had spent time in the military ward and the library recently, but he'd never asked Ed about it. Usually Ed would come home and brag about what he'd done, but he hadn't this time.

"I'm not sure, but I'm sure it's irrelevant. But why do you ask?" Roy asked her and once again a heavy silence filled the conversation. A quick click of the phone and another several seconds later. She must have switched phones.

"Because sir, what you just described is the early stage to pregnancy." Roy's eyes widened slightly at what she said and his mind began to process the situation logically. Though his response was pretty stupid in comparison.

"Did I hear that right? Ed can't be pregnant, he's male." Roy responded with and he could hear Riza sigh once more.

"We've seen weirder then this from Edward before, I mean he did attach and re-in-body his brother. Plus he's come back from death on several occasions." Riza responded logically and Roy said his goodbyes before hanging up the phone. He'd probably ask the doctor about it today. There had to be some other explanation.

He entered the room and saw Ed standing there, though leaning against the dresser for support, naked in all aspects but his boxers. Roy felt himself eying the younger male and noting the small bulge in the man's boxers. Definitely male alright. Roy smirked and Ed looked down to see what his lover was so fascinated in.

Ed sighed at his own hard, but letting his eyes over to Roy, who seemed to be thinking the same as he was. His stomach was still off but obviously Roy had gotten the extra time to leave and he knew that being there couldn't take that long. Plus he really wanted to be top since last night he'd succumbed to Roy's sex demands. It was time he served to get payback.

Roy obviously could read Ed's mind as he stripped off his pajama bottoms and crawled onto the bed. Turning so that Ed could straddle him. "Perverted Bastard."

"Coming from the one who wants to lead even sick." Ed ignored that last bit as he slowly made his way over Roy's laid form.

He let his tongue travel down from the man's chest, letting soft kisses caress the layer of skin as he let his fingers trail up the man's thighs. Roy shuddered under the hot tongue that was touching, everything, anything that it could. Except the one thing standing up from beneath his thin boxers. Ed let his hands pull back the stretch of the fabric and his hands go underneath as he let his tongue trail back up Roy's chest until reaching the mans lips.

Roy let Ed enter without protest as he continued to feel Ed toying with him. His finger touching the very end of his cock playfully. He arched his back as Ed took it all in his hands and squeezed. "Gah..stop messing with me."

Ed released Roy before turning him over on the bed so he lay his chest against the man's broad back. Feeling his heat moving over him. He let his fingers work the boxers off his lover until they were discarded to the floor. He let a finger enter the man and Roy almost cummed at that. Ed entered another one and separated the two to try and make more room for his bulging penis that was soon to enter.

Ed took his fingers out and got off his lover, Roy turned his head and stared at Ed. "Why'd you stop?"

"I don't know, but I don't feel like doing this anymore." Ed responded and he kept his head looking down.

Roy stared at him incredulously. "You have to to be fucking kidding me." (No pun intended) Ed just stared back at him with a deep scowl, ignoring the curse Roy had used. Though he must be pretty ticked that Ed had stopped right in the middle.

Then Ed began to feel himself cry. He didn't know why since it was so rare he cried, but he felt a burning tear escape his eyes. "You don't have to be so insensitive you bastard." 'Had I just said that, I never say things like that. What the hell is wrong with me?'

Roy sighed into his hand and let himself sit up against the back of the bed, still un-finished and unsatisfied. But he'd let it go, especially with the way Ed was acting. "Okay Ed, just take a quick shower up here, I'll be in the downstairs one."

Ed's eyes change to fury and anger. His voice cracked under the strain of being pissed off into it. "Oh so now you're giving me fucking orders. Why don't I pass around a few, since it seems you like them so much? Why don't you shut the hell up and I kick your ass?" Ed barked at him and Roy knew by this point that anything Ed said wasn't his true thoughts. There's no way Ed would talk to him like that. The added addition of the serious mood swings was also another indicator.

He pulled Ed off the bed with a nice tug and led him out of the room. "C'mon Ed, lets go."

"What the hell are you doing? Let go you rapist." Roy felt a tinge in his heart at that. Even if he knew that Ed was very unwell right now, the words still hurt him. Ed saw the hurt behind his eyes and began to cry again. He wrapped his arms around Roy and sobbed into his shoulder. "I'm sorry I didn't mean to say that, will you forgive me." Roy let his chin tap Ed's gently and blew a few strands of hair with his breath.

"I know you're not feeling well Ed and that those words aren't really under your control. Don't worry I'm not mad at you." Roy said with a soft tone. Maybe Riza had a good theory going with this. It explained Ed's nausea, his cravings, and his excessive mood swings. If so they had a problem to deal with. Of course Ed's current emotion was also a problem.

Ed leaned up and kissed Roy lightly on the lips. He forced into the kiss and Roy didn't protest at first. When he felt Ed's hands trail down his back he gave another thought. Roy pushed on Ed's shoulder's, giving them a foot distance. "Ed, I am not going there again."

"Oh so now you don't want sex. You need to start making up your fucking mind." Ed said as he went down the hallway.

"Ed get in the shower now, or I will force you in there." Roy sighed as he heard the bathroom door shut with a click and began down the hall. He noted that his boxers were still somewhere in his room and currently was moving around naked. Somehow during the last few events the blood had gone back to his body and his hard had dispersed. 'Thank god.'

Ed twirled his hair, acting very much like some teenage girl. The ride here had been very difficult and Roy felt his head roll back against the wall of the waiting room. They'd been sitting there for at least 30 minutes now and Ed had somehow stayed in one emotion since then. Though not a very thoughtful emotion, mostly just extreme boredom.

Roy was going through all possible actions of what was happening and couldn't help but only find one semi-logical conclusion. Not that a male being pregnant was logical but all the symptoms fit. "A Mrs. Elric, your doctors ready." Ed twitched angrily at the miss, but just ignored her and continued into the room she had pointed to. His doctor stood there, and looked up and down Edward.

"Mrs. Elric right?" Ed gave the tall man a deep scowl as Roy sat down in one of the chairs.

"I am a guy, and if you still don't believe me, I'll prove it to you." Roy's eyes widened quickly as well as the man standing beside the doors entryway.

"Well that can't be possible. Your pregnant." The man said, and Ed turned his vision to Roy. Who seemed to be sighing against the back of the chair. Somehow he knew this was going to happen.

"If I'm pregnant, someone had to stick it in me. The only candidate is Roy and I've been uke for the past week or so. That means...ROY THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

Yes I just ended it there. Hopefully you like it so far and very sorry I am not done with my other works. I have a lot of fanfiction to write and I am trying to. I've been busy with stupid crap around my house lately and it's not going to end. Plus I have a month until my next convention so try and be patient on me.

As well to readers who don't read my other things, glad you picked this story up and I hope you enjoy it so far. I'll try and update soon. And please no questions as to my writing of the lemon, I'm not the best at them so don't yell at me for it. But it's apart of Ed's mood swings.

By the way for those who didn't know Zygote egg and sperm union and Mishaps is meant to explain the fact that Ed's a guy so there's obviously a problem there XD.