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Epilogue: lemony goodness

About Nine Months Later

Sasuke fidgeted with the hem of his sleeve, waiting for Naruto to return with Mai in tow to tell her the news.

He bit his lip when he heard them shouting to each other excitedly on their way to the door. He grabbed his bottled water off the kitchen counter and chugged it.

"Come look at your Daddy!" Naruto came through the kitchen and Mai followed with a grin to rival her chichi's.

Naruto gestured grandly to and his six year old daughter gasped. Her daddy was standing there, shifting nervously, with a bow in his hair that matched his baby blue dress. His pale slender hands were rested on his stomach, which was about to burst with a baby.

"You're going to have a little brother!" Naruto exclaimed happily and wrapped his arm around the very pregnant Uchiha. "Right honey?" Naruto smiled down at his wife

Uchiha Sasuke woke up with a scream lodged in his throat, snapping into a sitting position beside his snoring dobe. Sasuke hyperventilated and wiped at the thin sheen of sweat covering his face and neck. What the hell had he dreamed about?

The clock on the nightstand informed him with red glowing numbers that it was three in the morning. In seven hours he would be at the orphanage with his partner and daughter picking out a suitable male addition to the family. Sasuke twitched in anxiety and flopped back down next to his lover. He stared at the sprawled out dobe, once again commending himself on convincing the blonde that they needed a king sized bed at least for the idiot to sprawl as much as he wanted without waking up the raven. Sasuke wiggled closer warily. When he got too close or let alone right up against, the blonde, he tended to end up in an inescapable bear grip and getting humped before Naruto woke up and ravished him instead. Sasuke debated on whether it was worth it or not and pressed himself to the warm tan chest before he could chicken out. Almost immediately Naruto shifted to be slightly ontop of him, caging him in with the long tan limbs. Sasuke wiggled up closer to Naruto's face and snuggled close to his lover's chest, already feeling his living blanket warm and comfort him.

He allowed himself a small smile and drifted into an easy sleep.

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Naruto wiggled his nose to dislodge whatever was trying to go up it. He snorted and scrunched his nose and everything else he could possibly do without actually moving to get the annoying tickling thing away from his nose. None of it worked.

He pried his sleep-sticky eyes open and looked down at what was insistent on waking him. A blonde eyebrow arched up when the tickling thing was revealed to be a tuft of black hair. Curious blue eyes followed the tuft back to a head of blue-black hair that was attached to his lover who, for some reason, was under him and tucked against his chest. Both eyebrows arched up. Sasuke usually made a conscious effort to stay two feet away from him when they slept. Naruto stared down at his slumbering lover and felt himself harden against the Uchiha's thigh. Apparently Sasuke felt it too because his eyes fluttered open and he looked up at Naruto in unfocused confusion.

Naruto nuzzled against the raven's soft cheek and purred. "Morning, love."

Sasuke made a noise and yawned in response. Naruto licked the pale exposed neck as the raven stretched and Sasuke let out a soft sigh and melted back to the bed. Naruto shifted over and latched onto the sweet spot of Sasuke's shoulder. Sasuke clinged to Naruto's forearms and moaned softly. Naruto sucked hard on it and Sasuke arched slightly, his eyes fluttering back closed.

"Half-asleep." Sasuke reminded his tan lover.

Naruto chuckled. "I don't mind if you don't." He couldn't tell Sasuke that he loved morning sex because the raven was more vocal than usual in his vulnerable half-asleep state.

"If I fall asleep it's rape." Sasuke warned and yawned again.

"You won't fall asleep." Naruto reassured and traced little kisses and bites down the pale torso and stomach. Sasuke sighed softly at every sweet spot that Naruto hit and half-moaned, half-gasped when he started sucking and nipping at the sensitive ivory hips. Tan hands stroked up the slowly parting legs, dancing over the creamy flesh and soft hair and Sasuke practically purred at the warm loved feeling bubbling in his chest and groin. A quiet cry escaped Sasuke's mouth when Naruto nuzzled and lightly licked his shaft. Naruto nudged it before taking in the head and sucking softly, making the raven mewl and his thick eyelashes flutter. Naruto hummed contently and started a gentle rhythm of bobbing, nipping, licking, and sucking and Sasuke's eyes rolled to the back of his head and his hands gripped the sheets tightly as he gasped and moaned softly at every slightest movement.

Naruto smiled at the little whimpers and purrs he was receiving and did everything he could to draw more noises out of the normally stoic raven. He had discovered that Sasuke was deceitfully vocal during sex when he was vulnerable. Their first few weeks had been loud but after that, Sasuke learned to control himself and ever since it was hard for the blonde, amazing lover that he was, to get many approving sounds out of the Uchiha.

"Naruto, stop!" Sasuke whispered desperately and pulled the blonde strands away.

Naruto released him with a long lick and climbed back onto his now sweaty and panting lover. He smiled down at the gorgeous man under him. Sasuke's cheeks were rosy and his pink lips were open and wet and his eyes were glossy with sleep, love, and lust. Naruto grinned down at his partner who managed to be sexy and adorable at the same time.

"Hm, don't prep me, just use your cock to get my prostate." Sasuke mumbled quietly against Naruto's tan shoulder. "And don't move me, I'm comfortable here."

"Yes, my love." Naruto teased and licked up the raven's neck as he reached for the lube that had become a constant prop on both nightstands. He situated himself between Sasuke's legs and smeared the lube over the puckered entrance and Sasuke twitched slightly and melted into the soft bed while Naruto smeared the rest of the lube he'd gotten onto his cock.

Naruto wiggled closer to his lover and wrapped the pale legs around his waist. "Still comfortable?" Naruto whispered.

Sasuke nodded and cuddled to his pillow slightly. "But hurry, I'm dozing off again. I didn't sleep very well half the night."

Naruto smirked and pushed himself against the entrance. "The other half being when you realized you really do love me and decided to cuddle to me." Naruto teased and breached the tight entrance. Sasuke gasped and squirmed slightly in discomfort. Naruto held onto the pale hips as leverage and trembled slightly at the sensation as he rubbed his head against Sasuke's prostate. "Admit it, teme, you love waking up all warm and snuggled and wanted." Sasuke grunted softly and clutched the sheets again when Naruto thrusted into his awakening prostate.

"You can't make me." Sasuke grit out, his eyes fluttering and his hands tensing in the slow rhythm of Naruto's thrusts.

"I don't need to." Naruto could sense that his speaking abilities were soon going to be very limited and so cut the argument short. "I know tebayo." He thrust hard against Sasuke's sweet spot and the raven writhed and moaned loudly. Naruto deemed his lover properly aroused and thrust in deeper into the suffocating heat. Sasuke moved slightly to meet him and Naruto ignored his earlier promise and propped Sasuke on a tan arm to cradle his back so that Naruto could easier reach the raven's neck and ears.

They moved together slowly but feverishly in a dance that after almost two years, they both knew by heart. Sasuke clinged to the blonde and moaned and keened and whimpered at every moment and Naruto was loving it. He drew every thrust out as long as he sanely could just to hear more noise come from the soft pink lips of the raven.

Naruto leaned down into Sasuke more and thrust hard against the brunette's prostate, sensing his end near just because of the erotic sounds, and reached down to stroke the leaking member between them.

Sasuke let his head fall back and his nails clawed into Naruto's shoulders and Sasuke moaned his way into oblivion.

"Sasuke!" Naruto gave a last hard thrust straight into Sasuke's prostate and his semen washed up against it and he was milked dry as Sasuke came with his own half-scream, half-moan of the blonde's name.

The exhausted and sweaty pair collapsed.

"Wake me up in two hours." Sasuke mumbled and cuddled to his pillow.

"That's it?! You're still going to sleep?"

Sasuke peeled open one of his eyes to stare at the pouting dobe. "I told you I was half-asleep. And you should know by now that no matter how mind blowing making love to you is, it still leaves me more exhausted than anything else I ever do."

"But you didn't even do anything this time!" Naruto whined and wiggled closer to his lover.

"You know as well as I do how tiring arching and writhing and moaning and cumming is." Sasuke shot back and opened the other eye as tan arms wrapped around his still sweat-slick waist.

"At least cuddle with me." Sasuke groaned at the irresistible puppy eyes and moved closer to the strong chest.

"Fine but if you're still horny when we get up, I'm seme."

"Naturally." Naruto smiled.

"And if we miss our orphanage appointment because of sex, I get total sexual dictatorship for a week."

Naruto chewed his lip as if mulling it over. "Okay!" He concluded with a bright smile.

Sasuke nodded contently and dozed off for the second time in a day after a three month abstinence of cuddling and got the best nap he'd ever taken.

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Sasuke woke up to something nudging his groin slightly. He blinked his eyes open and quickly assessed the situation. Naruto was still asleep, rock hard, and humping Sasuke's side. Sasuke tried to wiggle up to get away from Naruto's knee but only managed to give Naruto a chance to wiggle closer and rub his thigh harder against Sasuke's crotch, which was bursting back to live with almost embarrassing eagerness. Naruto started thrusting harder against Sasuke and the raven bit back his moan and roughly shook the blonde awake.

As soon as the bleary blue eyes opened and the body on his went limp, Sasuke shoved the blonde off him and rolled on top of the momentarily dazed Naruto. Sasuke grabbed the tan hips and pushed them forward until a yawning Naruto took the hint and sat up halfway on the head board.

Sasuke reached up to the back of Naruto's head and yanked hard on the soft blonde hair, making the cerulean eyes snap open in surprise and stare at him intently.

"We have a little under fifteen minutes until we have to get Mai up and ready to go. You know what that means?"

Naruto smirked and arched his hips to Sasuke's. "Hard and fast." Sasuke felt himself harden painfully at the husky whisper and the flick of pink when the blonde licked his lips in anticipation. "Take me dry tebayo." A flare of arousal shot up the raven's spine and he nodded. He angled Naruto's legs to get close as possible and Naruto wrapped his hands around the head board poles. Sasuke glanced up and Naruto nodded.

Sasuke leaned forward and in one swift thrust entered all the way into the tight warmth. Naruto's knuckles turned white as he gripped the headboard tight and he cried out. Sasuke hissed as the muscles clamped on him almost painfully. "Fuck, Naruto, relax a little!"

Naruto panted and loosened his grip on the headboard. He let go with one hand and latched it onto Sasuke's neck and nodded. Sasuke slid his hands down to Naruto's ass and clutched it tightly before he pulled out almost all the way and thrust back in hard and fast. Naruto's hand tightened it's hold on him and pulled him closer to the blonde as he thrusted into Naruto hard enough that the blonde was sure to have deep pole-shaped dents in his back at the end of the twelve minutes they had. Naruto rocked with Sasuke's thrusts and rhythmically clenched and unclenched himself, causing the both of them to start trembling at the intensity of the overwhelming pleasure. Naruto yanked the raven closer still and latched onto the side of Sasuke's neck, making the raven interrupt his rhythm as he moaned loudly and reached between the two of them and grasped Naruto's hot member.

Their movements became more erratic as their climaxes and moans grew. Sasuke made swift hard thrusts and gripped the soft tan ass desperately as he leaned into Naruto's warmth. Naruto thrusted against him and Sasuke swelled and exploded deep inside his lover and made jerky thrusts as he rode out his orgasm. Naruto cried out when he felt Sasuke's hot seed fill and seep outside him, burning his already supersensitive entrance. The blonde's hand clenched around the nape of Sasuke's nape and he came hard on their stomachs.

The couple collapsed in a quivering sweaty mass and waited for their lungs to catch up with their hearts.

"How-huff-much time?" Naruto's hand slid down the headboard pole and fell limp against the pillow.

"Two min-huff-utes. I'll get-huff-her while you-huff-recover and wash-huff-off." Sasuke volunteered and wiped the sweat from off his brow.

Naruto groaned and rolled over slightly to kiss the raven. "Thanks-huff-love you."

Sasuke pulled the blonde down for another kiss and managed a tired but sated smile. "Love you too." Sasuke waited a few minutes before his breath evened out before he rolled out of bed and into some clothes to wake up their daughter, who was probably already awake and watching t.v. to drown out her daddies.

Naruto watched the raven leave and sighed and grinned to himself, relishing in the pulsing of his heartbeat throughout his body and the warm fuzzy feeling of his afterglow. He waited another minute before he wiggled to the edge of the bed and tried to stand. He fell back on the bed almost immediately and giggled to himself. It was very good that they ended with such intense lovemaking since if they adopted an infant they probably wouldn't managed time for good sex for at least a couple months. Naruto tried again and hobbled slowly to the bathroom.

He'd have to make sure they only looked at four year olds and older.

Owari