One day a fangirl, writing fanfic

That was so fluffy, it could very well make you sick

It was stereotypical, contradicted The Brick

" 'Oh Ep!' " It said, " 'I'm so happy I left

That lazy, ditzy, bore Cosette!' "

Marius, Marius, his character maimed

And poor young Cosette, always to blame

But alas, who can doubt the power of fluff?

Because apparently none can get enough

Of bashing and smashing poor petite Cosette

Whom we all somehow, unfortunately forget

Has a brain, has a mind, can use it as well

But instead focus on Ponine's personal hell

Which is good, which is fine, but quite overdone

'Cuz Cosette's a nice girl, raised by nice nuns

So respect the girl always, for she reads fanfic too

And she will get quite angry at you

For destroying her character, her future, her life

She will cry and she'll say "I'm Marius's wife!"

Now at last we come to the end of this rhyme

I hope I have not wasted too much of your time

With blithering nonsense, but give me a break

This is the first one I've attempted to make

Read and review please, and please don't be shy

Even though many can rhyme better than I

No flames, no spam, and please please please

Read and review, and you'll get cookies! :D