It's been over two years. About time I update, dontcha think? So, LET THE BONUS CHAPTER COMMENCE!

It was rather nice in the Naruto World. Autumn was far from Ame and could no longer see the clouds that constantly hung in the sky. She was quickly falling in love with the scenery, flowers of all kinds and colors grew as far as the eye could see, and butterflies liked to land on her nose and fingers every once in a while. She felt incredibly at peace… But of course, since I'm writing this and Autumn's happiness is one of the last things I want, Tobi, the one person in the entire universe (literally) that she had been trying to avoid, had seen it fit to go frolicking through the flowers that day, hunting for faeries.

"Aki-chaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnn!" The butterflies scattered in fear as a dark shadow fell over the land. The sun hid behind the nearest cloud, which hid behind another cloud, which hid behind another cloud, which hid behind another cloud, which couldn't find another cloud to hide behind so it wet itself in fear. Autumn didn't know whether she should pretend to be nice or kick his ass. She didn't have the time to decide when he tackled her. Face met mud.

"Aki-chan, Aki-chan, Aki-chan! …. Why are you all wet?" Autumn would have responded had she not currently been eating mud. Tobi sat up, balancing himself on the small girl's back.

"Leader-sama brought back some books on SPACE! Oooh, do you think Tobi could be an astronaut? Do ya? Do ya? Tobi wants ta build a rocket ship and go to the mooooooon! Do you think it's made of cheese? Tobi likes cheese. Tobi would like some cheese right now. Does Aki-chan like cheese? Deidara-senpai doesn't like cheese. Senpai gets made whenever Tobi mentions cheese, OH how about-"

"GET OFF OF ME YOU NIMROD!" Autumn, deciding that that mud didn't taste very good, and unfortunately able to listen to Tobi's rant, used her chakra to lauch everyone's favorite weirdo off of her. Where did he go?

"I don't care." Yes you do. He went all the way to the moon! And there was much rejoicing.

"The moon? You mean in space? You mean where there is no oxygen and his head will explode?"

No. I mean the moon that has a face, is made of cheese and is currently watching you.

"What?" Autumn looked up, and sure enough, through the bleeding hole in the dying cloud that the other clouds had used as a shield, she could see the moon… and Tobi… Incredibly close… Were they moving?

"AAAAAAKKKKKIIIII-CHAAAAANNNNN! TOBI BROUGHT SOME CHEESE!" That was it.

"NO! TOBI IF YOU DARE LAND THAT MOON ON MY FACE I SWEAR I WILL TELL DADDY ON YOU AND HE WILL TAKE AWAY ALL OF YOUR CANDY AND VAPORIZE YOUR CHEESE AND GIVE ALL OF YOUR CRACK TO KAKUZU TO SELL!" For a minute, everything was silent. And then, a loud, repetitive beeping sound. The moon was backing up? Autumn's eye twitched as the moon shot back into space, killing the rest of the clouds, and the sun returned. The butterflies, happy as ever, fluttered around her and the sun dared show his face once more. The twitching got worse. She was going to go back to base, steal Tobi's candy, vaporize his cheese, and tell Kakuzu where to find all of his crack… After she took a shower. Mud caked the front half of her body, but the mud was kind of… strange. She kneeled on the ground and picked up some fresh mud, examining it thoroughly… This wasn't mud… it was chocolate? And the flowers, they were made of marshmallows? And… Wait a second...

Why wasn't her sharingan working?

"TOBIIIIIIIIIIII!"

So yes, that really is all you're getting after two years. Sorry, but in other news, I made a Twitter, where I will alert you all of what I am currently working on and where you are free to pester me about not updating. SO, follow me (AT)StorytellerPZ

Not PrincessZathura, that was taken by someone else.