Ok another one shot…you guys must hate me now cries
THIS IS CRACK!!
BTW the closest spell check correction word to Inuyasha is Natasha xD Then again it does translate into female dog demon xD.
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"Let's stop here for the night Inuyasha!" Kagome called out as she ran to the nearby hot spring with Sango and Shippo in tow.
"What ever." He stated dully as he collapsed onto the grass.
He didn't even notice he was in sight of the spring.
"INUYASHA!! How dare you peep at us!!" Kagome screamed shrilly.
Inuyasha sat up and blinked sleepily.
"What?"
"You heard me! How dare you peek!?" She said indignantly.
"I wasn't." He said simply as he lay back down.
"I'm not finished with you! How dare you take advantage of our nak-"
He cut her off. He must have been more tired than he realized because this is what he said next, in front of Sango, Shippo, Kagome, Miroku, and Kouga (who had been traveling with them for a while now).
"Kagome, I don't care if you're naked. You could strip and do the tango in front of me and I just wouldn't care. Kouga would have a better chance than you."
And he promptly fell asleep.
Kagome just blinked.
"He's gay?"
"He likes me?"
Kouga and Kagome stammered at the same time.
A grin spread across the wolf demon's face as he laid down next to his soon to be lover.
And all was right in the world!
The end!